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[Archaeopteryx]

I number close some girl, but I feel it will flake.

I then try to help my wing into a set and have him talk to this girl that stands at the front of Abercrombie, like Cerebrus to the gates of hell, except Abewrcrombie is far worse than hell...

This Damn tall girl enters, so I engage her giving wing a change to talk to his girl. I call her a giraffe. She is the manager of the Abercombie store We talk about clubs in Dallas, and how I went to Republic last night. She tells me she went on a date with the guy who owns Republic. (Stest)

AX: oh you're one of those golddigger girls.
HBAbercombieMngr: No, no, I'm not.

I try to #-close, but she doesn't jump though my last hoop. I cut the thread, tell her it's no big deal and then directly tell her to give me her number. She does.

I then go see HBSwimsuit girl. This is the girl that put me in a female swimsuit. I had added her and sent her my random quriky texts. She stopped responding. I texted her asking her to make me dinner this weekend. No response. I texted again. No response. I totally thought I weirded her out, as I often do with girls.

She was happy to see me and explained her phone got crushed and she has a new phone blah blah blah.. I tease her about not being a good Cell phone parent. She asks for my number, but has forgoten my name, I back turn her and tell her I'm going to go hit on that fat girl outside now.

HBSS: Okay go ahead.

I instinctively felt like I should run back to her AFC like but I knew better so I didn't. It was only a second but it seemed longer.

HBSS: Just give me your number.

I think that was signifigant.

Next I saw some girl that I though was really cute with her mom. The group seperates and I approach the girl. She has her homecoming dress in a pink bag. I tell her to let me see her dress. She does. I imply that no one asked her to homecoming.

Someone did, but he was a wasn't cool. I indicate that's the type of guy that would be attracted to her.

AX: Is this your senior HC?
HB15: No...I'm a freshman.
AX: How old are you?
HB15: 15

I tell her she should add me to FB. She's way into me. I get her number....then she asks for mine! she fucked up putting her number in my phone, but she very well might call. Mmm. I like Veal.

After this there was a 3-set of a guy and 2 girls. One blonde wearing white, and a brunette wearing all black. Erock did a great job occupying the obsticle while I gamed both girls. Both were kinda chubby. I #-closed the brunette. As it turns out the blonde was the guy's GF.

I text OUgirl later saying "OU won you can come hang out with us". She is way into me, so I decide to stay in Dallas another night, even though my logistics are fucked. I call Union Jack and find out he is on the list at Clear.

I call her back and tell her we are eating right now but going to Clear, that Ill call her when we're done.

An hour later she texts me asking where I'm at. At this point I can tell this girl is just looking to get laid, and I realize I need to get to her before she goes off to some other bar or whatever.

She then texts to ask if I have facebook, which I think is a major IOI--her deciding if she's going ot have sex with me or not. Fortunately several guys on here have helped me pimp out my FB page (thx guys!). I meet up with Union Jack and Vector at Quarter bar.

This is where I disagree with them, in that I think we stayed at Quarter bar too long and then went over the Sherlocks (why, I haven't a clue), and met up with Finesse. Having already texted this girl telling her to meet us at OBar at 11, I get annoyed that it's 10:45 and we're still in fucking Addision. Anywho, we arrive in downtown at like 11:20, and by this time the girl has already gone to some other bar....ZooBar or whatever.

UJ & V said this was no big deal, but it certainly prevented me from meeting up with that girl that night, which is the only time it would be logistically possible for me to fuck her.

Anywho, I get left at OBar when V & UJ go to Clear. I go outside looking for them, and I am blatently hit on by a pack of effeminate gay guys...they touch me & invite me to some other club they're going to. I'm kinda annoyed but they have 2 super hot girls with them...so I did consider it.

I go into Clear and V, UJ and V's friend are in a set with 2 girls--one of which is fat and a total bitch. A few minutes after being a bitch to me, she comes up to me all friendly like and tells me:

UGsmallplanet: I'm sorry I thought you were a straight guy trying to mack on my friend (who is married). Can you ever forgive me?

Somehow I resisted the urge to say "Im sorry, I thought you were a fat cow trying to cockblock me because you never get any, can you ever forgive me?"

She's way into me the rest of the night, which is funny because she's being a bitch to Vector. Later there's a hot girl being a bitch to me that is way into Vector. I briefly reflect on the paradoxial irony and how if there is a god, he must hate me.

She remarks that she wants to get laid but "isn't going to get any". I refrain from suggesting a Nodictrack might improve her odds. #-close

On the way out, I announce to a lot of people:

AX: I GOT A FAT GIRL'S PHONE NUMBER!

Some kinda cute girl asks "How fat was she?"

AX: About 10-15 lbs more than you.

In retrospect, this was perhaps not the best response. But all in all I had a good time.

The next day, UGsmallplanet & HBOUgirl both Text me, but Im already out of town.

Oh, and I texted most of the girls on my txt list:

"If fucking an OU girl makes you a tratior, then call me Benidict Arnold". It seemed like a good idea at the time.

[chav_boy]

Hello boys. This is Union Jack from the above field report. I feel another perspective is needed here.

I text OUgirl later saying "OU won you can come hang out with us". She is way into me, so I decide to stay in Dallas another night, even though my logistics are fucked. I call Union Jack and find out he is on the list at Clear.

I call her back and tell her we are eating right now but going to Clear, that Ill call her when we're done.

An hour later she texts me asking where I'm at. At this point I can tell this girl is just looking to get laid, and I realize I need to get to her before she goes off to some other bar or whatever.

She then texts to ask if I have facebook, which I think is a major IOI--her deciding if she's going ot have sex with me or not. Fortunately several guys on here have helped me pimp out my FB page (thx guys!). I meet up with Union Jack and Vector at Quarter bar.

This is where I disagree with them, in that I think we stayed at Quarter bar too long and then went over the Sherlocks (why, I haven't a clue), and met up with Finesse. Having already texted this girl telling her to meet us at OBar at 11, I get annoyed that it's 10:45 and we're still in fucking Addision. Anywho, we arrive in downtown at like 11:20, and by this time the girl has already gone to some other bar....ZooBar or whatever.

UJ & V said this was no big deal, but it certainly prevented me from meeting up with that girl that night, which is the only time it would be logistically possible for me to fuck her.

First of all this was your girl and therefore your logistics to manage. You had a car and we told you to go to Obar earlier if you wanted to. The place doesn't get going until 11 and it is better to show up after that. We wanted to go to Sherlocks first - you didn't have to.

My opinion has not changed on the girl either. You #closed her earlier in the day. Texting to meet in a bar @11pm and showing up @11.15pm is totally normal. If she flakes then so be it. It's not like Obar at 11.15pm on Friday night has no hot chicks to sarge.

Anywho, I get left at OBar when V & UJ go to Clear. I go outside looking for them, and I am blatently hit on by a pack of effeminate gay guys...they touch me & invite me to some other club they're going to. I'm kinda annoyed but they have 2 super hot girls with them...so I did consider it.

This sounds like an amazing set to me. Why did you eject? Gay guys make great pivots. Get them on side and pivot into the 2 SHB!!! You were invited to a club by a cold approach set which included 2 SHB and you declined. hmmm

I go into Clear and V, UJ and V's friend are in a set with 2 girls--one of which is fat and a total bitch.

This set was a cold approach by myself and a non community guy (V's friend) in Obar. The married girl was HB8 and just my type. Other community guys were there and saw her. Married but her husband was in NY and looking for ONS with no judgement. She essentially gave everything up within 5 minutes of the open. Cockblocker was on side. The perfect scenario.

The fat chick was her friend/cockblocker/protector. This was a pretty easy set. They were bounced to Ivy which had a cover so we took them straight to clear as I was on the list. This set was good practice for me and exactly what I am looking for on my travels.

I could write my own report as there were a lot of good sets that night.

AX: I GOT A FAT GIRL'S PHONE NUMBER!

Some kinda cute girl asks "How fat was she?"

AX: About 10-15 lbs more than you.

In retrospect, this was perhaps not the best response. But all in all I had a good time.

This was comedy classic. She was actually fairly responsive (2am drunk chicks often are) ... until you said that