combat evolved bunny
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:02 pmi went out in raleigh, NC last night.
im here for two more weeks.
For the first time since i started this game i saw phenominal results.
im usually the guy with the occasional humorous interjection but as soon as i walked in i felt the energy growing inside me.
i walked over to a group of three friends who were already there with three girls they had met (who looked uninterested). so i immediately started with the ice breakers.
i strategically wore one of those cutesy little girl watches with frogs on it as a conversation piece and it cracked em up. i told them my niece had given it to me and i would never take it off. they ate it up.
i excused myself to the mens room but not before spinnin one of em tango style on the walk by.
the Georgia-Alabama game was on so i stopped by another table of females who were watching the game and asked who they were going for. they said georgia so i immediately started negging them about going for the wrong team.
on the way back i stopped by a bachelorette party who were kind of dancing and started to put my moves on em as well as getting a lil friendly with the bride to be and peeling off my overshirt for her.
i then wrapped the shirt around her bridesmaid and pulled her in close to me (i could see a little lust in her eyes when i did that)
after walking back up to my trio of original girls i couldnt get the bartenders attention for another drink. so i walked into the other side of the bar and ordered. the girls were impressed but the bartender got a lil edgy. i introduced myself and said i just couldnt get his attention.
-one of the best moves i did all night-
i ordered three shots in front of the girls (cuervo, JD, and vodka)
which i guess they assumed were for them and with them all watching i slammed all three one after the other.
needless to say they were impressed and after this and a few more introductions to strangers who would give me a word or two on the walkby when they passed it seemed as though i owned the bar.
to an HB7 i said "i dont feel like driving all the way home could i just sleep in your kitchen or somethin? ill keep your toaster company"
i thought i had perfectly greased her wheels and it was a sure thing.
so you can imagine my disappointment when she said "no"
"you're sleeping in my bed"
im here for two more weeks.
For the first time since i started this game i saw phenominal results.
im usually the guy with the occasional humorous interjection but as soon as i walked in i felt the energy growing inside me.
i walked over to a group of three friends who were already there with three girls they had met (who looked uninterested). so i immediately started with the ice breakers.
i strategically wore one of those cutesy little girl watches with frogs on it as a conversation piece and it cracked em up. i told them my niece had given it to me and i would never take it off. they ate it up.
i excused myself to the mens room but not before spinnin one of em tango style on the walk by.
the Georgia-Alabama game was on so i stopped by another table of females who were watching the game and asked who they were going for. they said georgia so i immediately started negging them about going for the wrong team.
on the way back i stopped by a bachelorette party who were kind of dancing and started to put my moves on em as well as getting a lil friendly with the bride to be and peeling off my overshirt for her.
i then wrapped the shirt around her bridesmaid and pulled her in close to me (i could see a little lust in her eyes when i did that)
after walking back up to my trio of original girls i couldnt get the bartenders attention for another drink. so i walked into the other side of the bar and ordered. the girls were impressed but the bartender got a lil edgy. i introduced myself and said i just couldnt get his attention.
-one of the best moves i did all night-
i ordered three shots in front of the girls (cuervo, JD, and vodka)
which i guess they assumed were for them and with them all watching i slammed all three one after the other.
needless to say they were impressed and after this and a few more introductions to strangers who would give me a word or two on the walkby when they passed it seemed as though i owned the bar.
to an HB7 i said "i dont feel like driving all the way home could i just sleep in your kitchen or somethin? ill keep your toaster company"
i thought i had perfectly greased her wheels and it was a sure thing.
so you can imagine my disappointment when she said "no"
"you're sleeping in my bed"