Arrived in Dallas Friday. While eating dinner at a restaurant some girl at bar opened me about my hat. I talked to her briefly, she wast attracted. She qualified. I recived a text from a friend who was going to meet me, and I told her I gotta take this and left. I intended on opening the set back up, but forgot and she had left by the time we were done eating.
I meet up with Fenix, and we go to The Lodge. We get a table and just talk, ignoring all the strippers. The guy/stipper ratio was not in our favor, so we don't get much attention from them. Some older lady (35) claims to have left her purse at our table. I start gaming her, and she's kinda into me. Fenix points out that I need to transition from C&F to more laid back, which is something I always have trouble doing. I seed going to the Grape festival in Grapevine (something Finesse taught me), and keep talking, later I set up a day2 to grapevine, get her number, but she flaked.
(Edit: Forgot this part) Fenix and I go to the Quarter in uptown. It is super crowded. I open a 3-set--HBblonde, HBburnette, and this girl that strikes fear in the hearts of buffets everywhere. I tease the bonde who continually grabs my hat.
AX: You're misbehaving. If you do that again, I'm going to spank you.
HB: (does it again)
AX: *spank*
HB: (does it again)
AX: Now you're just being greedy.
I eject. But I come back later with Fenix. It was a 4-set now as some chode had joined them, we blew him out (or he left or something). I tease the blonde a little more then I switch my target to the burnette as she's more interesting, well behaved & intelligent. I put my hat on her after she asks politely for it.
She tells me she's a preachers daughter, so I go with my appearance of a good girl routine. Works
But suddenly I find myself in a 2 set with HBbrunette & the hippopotomous.
According to Wikipedia:
Hippos have been known to be aggressive towards humans
...espeically ones trying to game their cute friends. I told HBBrunette to come closer (we were standing at opposite sides of the hall), she does, and I get her to backturn this thing, she was all smiling. Things are going well until I look over her shoulder and see this:
An open mouth signals that the Hippo feels threatened.
Hippo: She's Married!! (she wasn't married)
The hippo then grabs her friends hand and drags her away from me
Saturday, I hit up Galleria with Awakened. I brought 3 different cheeses from Wholefoods to sample--a lite Cranberry cheese, a french cheese with an intense flavor, and an 8 year old cheddar (most cheddars are aged 2 months, sharp cheddars are typically aged 1 year, so this is going to be some sharpass cheddar).
But before I can enjoy my cheese, we get into a 2 set with 2 17 year old hispanic girls. During the conversation I mention we have a band (not true, but what do they know). It's too bad you girls aren't 18, we would invite you to one of our shows. I tried an interesting tactic, I tried to #-close the less attractive one, largely due to the fact that she was the more alpha dominate one. She didn't have a phone, but took the cute one's phone and got her number, saved it in my phone as "HB and her own name". I called the number as they walked away, unsure if it was real or not. Of course it was, and the girl was happy to hear from me. She smiled at me and waved from the other side of the mall.
When then leave to sarge other areas...we approach this super cute girl wearing a hollister shirt and hot topic shoes. I mention to her she has strange fashion but also talk about how she must have a complex charictar. She qualfies and is being quirky. She is from New Orleans area and only in town for the weekend visiting her friend. I #-close but know she won't have time to hang out.
At this point, I realize I left my cheese in the foot court area. Alas, it is forever gone.
We walk by this female swimsuit place, and my wing points out the girl in there is hot, but doesn't go in because there is no guy things to buy. I barrel in the store and immediately bust on her for not selling guy swimsuits. As it turns out, no one buys swimsuits in September, so she's been bored all day. She claims she has put guys in bikinis before. I tell her to put my wingman in a bikini. He doesn't want to. I tell him if he were secure in his masculinity he'd do it (I'm such an ass). This gets turned around on me, she asks me about wearing a bikini.
AX: I will if he will.
She gets super excited and scurries around the store getting bikni crap for us to wear. While I'm not a fan of wearing bikinis, I like her energy and spontantious attitude. My wing ends up with a bikni top on, and I end up with a bikini bottom (over my boxers). HB8 wants to see me without boxers. I co C&F. She takes pictures of us with her camrea.
She's very into us both. Of course, I do look sexy in a bikini. She tries save her number in my phone, but fails (I wont discover this until later that evening). She asks me to call her so she will have my number. She says she is a party girl.
I decide to go back the next day, she is super happy to see us. In order to not seem needy I say I had to return a shirt and thought i'd stop by but we can't stay long. I get her # and leave.
Saturday night I go back to the Lodge, ask a stripper if she's ever heard of the Cube. She has. I try the 5 question game. She wins. I try to flip the situation around by saying she's could have put her intellect to work and cured cancer if she didn't become a stripper. I was totally expecting the 5 question game to go something like this.
AX: You have to lie to each of the 5 questions I ask you. The only way you can lose is to tell the truth.
HB: Okay
AX: How many arms do you have?
HB: 2
But it didn't. She won. We then went to lower greenville and preformed horriblly this was largely due to the fact that I was super tired.
Does anyone have a party next weekend? The bikini girl really wanted us to invite her to a party. Suggestions appericated.
In summary, I didn't get laid AND I lost my cheese. Fuck.
