You had me at "Hello"

[SnazzyMcBugbearRidiculous]

Me, MOJO, Spell, Method, and Texas Surfer hit up some dodgy dodgy bar somewhere in Dallas. We are NEVER going there again btw. Here is my field report as promised.

MOJO, sorry about brunch, I had to take care of a few things. We will sarge again this week.

FIELD REPORT: Spanish Girl

I fuck closed the spanish girl last nite after dinner. she had no chance.

I already told you that i met her the night before (Sat) at a really rough bar in a rough neighbourhood in dallas. But for completion I will include some of the details here.

She is an HB7. Short, stocky, very solid body and dark hair and a nice tan.

PUA - MOJO here in Dallas opened her by interlocking his arm with her as she walked by. She laughed and kept going. When she came back to our section, I made eyes with her and then walked over and said,

Me: WTF, are you the social coordinator tonite?
Spanish Girl (SG): What?
Snazzy: You heard me, are you the social coordinator cause you are all over the room and was wondering when you would socially coordinate me?
SG: Um, I dont know what you mean, but you are funny.
Snazzy: Doesnt matter, you look like a cartoon version of Natalie Portman and I have had a crush on her since the first star wars episode.
SG: Um...
Snazzy: I though you would be the type of girl that would have a response to anything but it looks like you got nothing right now.
SG: Yeah, I got no response. It's my friends birthday. She's doing JagerBombs, you should join us.
Me: No, it's ok. I got business to take care of.
SG: (interested) what business, picking up women?
Me: No, I dont do that. I observe. I am observing you right now. I have xray vision and I think you're not wearing matching underwear.
SG: You are funny. How do you know I am even wearing underwear?
Me: Oh, now you got my attention. Listen, we should meet up tomorrow.
SG: Yah, do you bike ride, we could go for a bike ride.
Me: I love bike riding (*i dont)
SG: yah let me give you my number - but you have to promise to call.
Me: if you give me your number i will call.

Then I fcked up. I got tons of IOI's and thought i could get a kiss close on top of the number close. So I just asked her straight up.

Me: Can I kiss you?
SG: Um, no thats not appropriate.

I punished her by turning away for a while and asked her again, but she said no it wasnt appropriate.

What I should have done was isolate her from her friends and then I coulda gotten the kiss close BUT i wanted the other PUA's to see me kiss close so I couldnt move her too far. Regardless, I let it go at that point.

I called her in the morning and canceled the bike ride and asked her for dinner instead. When she came over to my apartment I negged her big time by not being ready to go out. I still had to shower - she kept asking me why I had not gotten ready before and if i even really wanted to go out with her. I just blew those questions off.

Then instead of dinner, I surprised her by saying we are going to a barbeque with some friends instead. She agreed.

I worked her over the nite, push pull back and forth and then when we came back to my place it was like a hot knife through butter. She was mine. (I must add the best part of all of this was her completely shaved (bald) pussy)

One thing I did do which was really good - I had her come pick me up and come up to my apt first - i didnt try anything with her then and she got to see some of my paintings and talk. that way at the end of the nite it was easier to get her to come back up.

Snazzy

[Mojo]

Hey Snazz,
Good job on the lay! I could tell you had her simply from the body language. I've made the mistake of kissing a girl pre-isolation... she had initiated the kiss and after a few seconds, I realize I needed to move her to a more secluded spot. Kissing in public lowers both your social value. Women also don;t want to seem easy especially in front of her friends. It is amazing how much easier it is with the promise of secrecy and seclusion.

Bests,

Mojo

[SnazzyMcBugbearRidiculous]

First off, hey mojo how are you doing?

Please explain why public kissing lowers your social value - for both people?

I ask this cause I kinda agree with you but curious to know the reasons behind this.

Snazzy

[Mojo]

Public kissing shows lack of control and is not tactful in most public situations. Who hasn’t heard “why don’t you two go get a room.” Smart women will use anti-slut defense to prevent them from being labeled such. Reputation is everything. For a girl to kiss a random guy in public is showing her “easiness” thus devaluing her. And since she is easy, it also lowers the guy’s social value since he is with an “easy” girl. If you can communicate to a girl that whatever might happen will be a secret, just between you and her, she will fuck you silly. For example, when I was outta town a few weeks ago and had that one night stand, telling that HB8 that I was out of town ensured her I would not be around later to fuck and tell. Keep such things private. Don’t kiss in public!