Here's chick number #2 this week. I haven't talked to in about 6 months. Start BSing today. I called her up because I know a guy on her myspace... and he is bad news.
Her: They always suck. It's not fair... and I'm horny. I want continous sex for a month.
ME: I laugh. Sounds like you have a real problem there. What type of advice do you expect me to give you?
(SNAPPED A PICTURE OF PEDRO AND SENT IT OVER)
Her: You've always been honest. and then adds maybe I'll go out tonight and hook up with the first guy I see. ( She's not that type ). Why can't you meet me for lunch or something? I'm going to be free tonight.. might go to the gym.
Her: notices the picture.. did you just take that.. god, it's .... TMI.
ME: I'm going to meet with some old frat buddies tonight and normally would ask you to come along, but.. maybe if you have nothing going we could meet up afterwards.
Her: too bad we aren't roommates.
ME: why?
Her: We could hook up atleast monthly.
ME: Haha.. we don't have to be roommates for that.
Her: Well it would be more hot because we could do it with out GF or BF's knowing. That would be sexy.
ME: Haha.. still don't need to be roommates for that. But, I'll call you after I meet up with my buddies and we can get a head start.
Her: oh yeah... xxx.. random shit about how she is a head monster and I'm in for it. And she'll be waiting.
SO.. now, I'm coming out to pickup at Sherlocks.. and have an F-close lined up afterwards that should turn into FWB. Nice.. now, what if I have beginners luck tonight.... and end up with more than one option?!?
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