(A HB7 was sitting in a chair reading at midnight in the lobby)
Me: Hi, do you work in the office?
HB: (chuckles) ha, what me??? No Im just waiting for my laundry
Me: ah, i gotcha, I just put clothes in the dryer aswell. Would you mind if I joined you while I wait for my clothes? That is, if your not a book worm and Im not distracting you from your pleasure of the night. (or somthing to that variation)
HB: No thats fine
Me: Those clothes look really comfortable, did you have to work today?
HB: Actually, I didnt have to work, I make my own hours
Pause
HB: So (first IOI), how long have you been here
blah balh blah
HB: My name is Brittney (Second IOI)
Third IOI - Im golden (about 5 minutes)
PlayStyles 5 question game (she looses - awesome)
Me: Well, you owe me a drink, do you have anything to drink in your room?
HB: Yes I think that I have some beer and vodka.
Me: Oh I LOVE Vodka, I can drink it straight, can you?
HB: NO WAY, i dont know, ive never tried...
ME: Well, my clothes are done, would you like to continue our conversation over some drinks?
HB: Of Course, that sounds great! Im in room ____, Ill meet you up there in 10 minutes.
10 minutes later.
We get drinks and talk about some stuff. Then I try my first Cube ever on her... Fortunately she was nice and didnt just kick me out and kind of let it role off her shoulder, but pretty much, it sucked. ALWAYS ALWAYS practice the cube before trying it, its hard to learn and perform on the spot unlike alot of other things.
I do Styles Photo shoot routine.
We talk about sports and football, then I do mysteries:
Me: You want to kiss me dont you?
HB: Do you want to kiss me. (Which i now realized was her saying yes and wanted me to be aggressive)
Me: I asked you first, so you have to tell me, You want to kiss me dont you.
HB: (Looks hesitant)
Me: I didnt say you could, It just looked like you were deep in thought and it was the only thing I could think that you would logically be thinking... big smile.
HB: Haha, ok.
Me: Well lets try it.
Smoooch smooch, then it goes from there...
HB: Then as I was leaving she said, oh by the way. Make sure you call before you come by again, I wouldnt want my husband to answer the door...
ME: (WTF) Alright, have a good night...