Funniest - Wierdest Night Ever
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:25 pmAlright, Im writing this FR so you can share in my hilarity of last night... here it goes.
Woogie, Dave, and I went out last night and we met up with some other people from the game at Sherlocks (the one by Northpark). Open up this set of really old ladies and play games with them. Then one guy pulls the floss after or before routine and they go "So is that you set?" I say, you want to have sex? But they already made us, later I found out that Mystery uses that line on the PUA on VH1. Anyway, we have a cute waitress so I hit on her and we make small talk and I pull, beauty is only skin deep line and that I we should go out more. I give her my number and we go to Quarter Bar.
Heres where the funniness starts, dave and I open up about 4-5 more 2-3sets and were havin a blast, including running off 3 big AFC's (that was hilarious cause they were laughing like, are you seriously going to steal these girls we were talking to?). I got two #closes from a 6,8 and when Dave wants to approach this OBVIOUSLY unnaproachable couple. We try to approach, but couldnt get a good angle. Out of frustration we start to leave and on our way out (at about 1:50) this girl (HB8) in this 2-set in which her friend is getting hit on by this guy I would later know well as Craig. Anyway, she waves at me and says HI. Our conversation goes like this:
Me: Hi (wave back sarcastically)
HB8: Dont be rude, I was being nice and just saying hi.
Me: I know you seem nice, you remind me of when I was 7.
HB8: what??? (taken aback)
Me: You know when we were just kids and you would just go up to someone and say Hi, would you like to be my friend?
HB8: (Giggles) Yea, I miss those days
Me: Well would you like to be my friend?
HB8: Yea of course!
Me: Well my friends and I are just on our way out of here, how could we meet up again?
HB8: Well I could give you my number
Me: Ok heres my phone.... (Hands her my phone, she puts in number)
HB8: I just realized I never told you my name...
Me: Well, names are only for friends and now that were friends I guess I can tell you mine...
HB8: My name is Kelly (holds out hand)
Me: Hi Kelly, people call me temple
(explain how the nickname came for 30secs)
Me: Alright Kelly it was really nice to meet you, have a good night... (Then i notice her getting out her keys)
HB8: It was really ni----
Me:-----your not going to drive home are you?! Thats stupid, let me take you home I havent drank very much tonight.
HB8: Are you sure... ok you can take us home
now I was expecting to just take them home in my car, but she gave me her keys and said, drive me home baby So we go get into the car and we leave that guy Craig behind, he comes out and said that he forgot to give her friend his number, and she says... just come with us. Hes like, fuck it, ok... So we have an interesting drive back, and when we get to her house, which is by-the-way a fucking far drive away. When we get there I do the ESP #Game (which is money by the way, not good for really drunk girls who cant add tho). Well they the girls go to the bathroom and Craig and I look at each other like, WTF! and start laughing histerically... I ask him how long he had known the other chic and he says, dude I was just opening her when you walked up! I say no fucking way, are you in the game??? It turns out that he is and that he likes the same methods as me. When the girls return Kelly says lets go to bed, is she good with your friend? I was thinking fuck i dont even know this guy, but I say, yea hes a good guy. Ive known him a while...
So we go upstairs and go lay down. We start to make out and as things are getting hot she says, alright, goodnight. Ive seen this responce before, so I promptly respond, goodnight kiss her head and role over... Within seconds shes reaching around again and I turn over. So we make out more, and take off some clothes continue. Then shes says: I cant do this in my friends bed. I respond: What about your friends floor? and smile. We just make out more, THEN in a flash that I never saw coming she says "What are you doing?!" I was like, uh what? Then I stop but the whole cycle repeats itself two more times she gives me head... But then, after I realize that shes crazy and I just want to walk out of there with my dick still attached i say goodnight, roll over and go to sleep. Anyway, I guess that after I write it all out its not that funny, but ive already written it so o well... I thought it was fucking hilarious. The next morning I give the guy high five and he tells me he had the same wierd type of night with his chic, so I get his number in front of both girls and say we gotta go out sarging sometime and that he should come to LA. On the drive home, the girl that he hooked up with asks, were not going to see you guys again are we... We both smurk and look at them and say, well it was an interesting night and avoid the question.
Woogie, Dave, and I went out last night and we met up with some other people from the game at Sherlocks (the one by Northpark). Open up this set of really old ladies and play games with them. Then one guy pulls the floss after or before routine and they go "So is that you set?" I say, you want to have sex? But they already made us, later I found out that Mystery uses that line on the PUA on VH1. Anyway, we have a cute waitress so I hit on her and we make small talk and I pull, beauty is only skin deep line and that I we should go out more. I give her my number and we go to Quarter Bar.
Heres where the funniness starts, dave and I open up about 4-5 more 2-3sets and were havin a blast, including running off 3 big AFC's (that was hilarious cause they were laughing like, are you seriously going to steal these girls we were talking to?). I got two #closes from a 6,8 and when Dave wants to approach this OBVIOUSLY unnaproachable couple. We try to approach, but couldnt get a good angle. Out of frustration we start to leave and on our way out (at about 1:50) this girl (HB8) in this 2-set in which her friend is getting hit on by this guy I would later know well as Craig. Anyway, she waves at me and says HI. Our conversation goes like this:
Me: Hi (wave back sarcastically)
HB8: Dont be rude, I was being nice and just saying hi.
Me: I know you seem nice, you remind me of when I was 7.
HB8: what??? (taken aback)
Me: You know when we were just kids and you would just go up to someone and say Hi, would you like to be my friend?
HB8: (Giggles) Yea, I miss those days
Me: Well would you like to be my friend?
HB8: Yea of course!
Me: Well my friends and I are just on our way out of here, how could we meet up again?
HB8: Well I could give you my number
Me: Ok heres my phone.... (Hands her my phone, she puts in number)
HB8: I just realized I never told you my name...
Me: Well, names are only for friends and now that were friends I guess I can tell you mine...
HB8: My name is Kelly (holds out hand)
Me: Hi Kelly, people call me temple
(explain how the nickname came for 30secs)
Me: Alright Kelly it was really nice to meet you, have a good night... (Then i notice her getting out her keys)
HB8: It was really ni----
Me:-----your not going to drive home are you?! Thats stupid, let me take you home I havent drank very much tonight.
HB8: Are you sure... ok you can take us home
now I was expecting to just take them home in my car, but she gave me her keys and said, drive me home baby So we go get into the car and we leave that guy Craig behind, he comes out and said that he forgot to give her friend his number, and she says... just come with us. Hes like, fuck it, ok... So we have an interesting drive back, and when we get to her house, which is by-the-way a fucking far drive away. When we get there I do the ESP #Game (which is money by the way, not good for really drunk girls who cant add tho). Well they the girls go to the bathroom and Craig and I look at each other like, WTF! and start laughing histerically... I ask him how long he had known the other chic and he says, dude I was just opening her when you walked up! I say no fucking way, are you in the game??? It turns out that he is and that he likes the same methods as me. When the girls return Kelly says lets go to bed, is she good with your friend? I was thinking fuck i dont even know this guy, but I say, yea hes a good guy. Ive known him a while...
So we go upstairs and go lay down. We start to make out and as things are getting hot she says, alright, goodnight. Ive seen this responce before, so I promptly respond, goodnight kiss her head and role over... Within seconds shes reaching around again and I turn over. So we make out more, and take off some clothes continue. Then shes says: I cant do this in my friends bed. I respond: What about your friends floor? and smile. We just make out more, THEN in a flash that I never saw coming she says "What are you doing?!" I was like, uh what? Then I stop but the whole cycle repeats itself two more times she gives me head... But then, after I realize that shes crazy and I just want to walk out of there with my dick still attached i say goodnight, roll over and go to sleep. Anyway, I guess that after I write it all out its not that funny, but ive already written it so o well... I thought it was fucking hilarious. The next morning I give the guy high five and he tells me he had the same wierd type of night with his chic, so I get his number in front of both girls and say we gotta go out sarging sometime and that he should come to LA. On the drive home, the girl that he hooked up with asks, were not going to see you guys again are we... We both smurk and look at them and say, well it was an interesting night and avoid the question.