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I am here to hit on you

Postby Vector » Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:55 am

I am starting to grow fond of the "I came over here to hit on you" opener. I used it tonight and it opened pretty well. I think its openness and humor is disarming.

Incidentally, I don't actually hit on the girls. To me "hit on" means unwelcome, uncomfortable compliments and gestures, and I don't actually do that, even though I say I'm going to. Sometimes I'll say "but I'm going to do it really badly, and it's going to be creepy and uncomfortable, like this..." and I'll pretend to hit on them in the wrong way.


Tonight the band is between sets, and it's suddently possible to talk when a moment before it was very difficult. I make some dumb (slightly funny) comment on a situational observation to the target and she agrees. Then, I tell her I'm going to hit on her while the band is between sets and it's possible to talk. She laughs. I play on that joke a little more and then transition to something else.


I think there is always a sort of subtext that you're approaching a girl with the intent of picking her up, even with a perfect indirect approach. Even if they are distracted by "who lies more" or whatever, on some level they always know that you're approaching and talking to them deliberately. By calling yourself out on it, it becomes MUCH less threatening. When intentions are explicit, there's nothing to be afraid of.

I think this is something of a low-pressure direct approach. By stating my intention right away, it eases the tension both for her and for me, and I still get credit for being ballsy and confident. Perhaps even moreso than a normal direct opener because admitting to hitting on someone is, for lack of a better term, politically incorrect.

A week ago I told a girl that I was going to try to pick her up and take her home with me, but that I would most likely fuck it up at some point, so she's probably safe. I ended up closing her that night. ;)
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Postby Scoundrel » Sun Aug 05, 2007 9:42 am

IMHO this is NOT a good opener. You are showing interest at the start and that's a BAD thing.

You say you went full monty with her. How would you rate her? I'm thinking she was 7 at best.
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Postby Vector » Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:46 pm

Yeah, El Fenix can testify, she was a 7 on a good day haha, and come to find out, she's a total slut too. Also I should probably mention, i didn't open with it. It was several minutes in before i told her I was going to try to take her home.

Yes, as an opener it shows interest right away, like any other direct approach. To my thinking, the biggest reason you don't want to show interest is that it makes her uncomfortable, because of your agenda. When you bring it up, it's not so uncomfortable anymore.
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Postby MagicBalls » Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:48 pm

Vector wrote:Yeah, El Fenix can testify, she was a 7 on a good day haha, and come to find out, she's a total slut too.


Was it a 7 on the she-male scale?
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Postby Vector » Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:56 pm

Aw, you're on to me. That's how I inflate my ratings. And even so, he/she only got a 7 because he/she had recently shaved. I hate she-males who don't shave. Gross!
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Postby MagicBalls » Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:58 pm

Vector wrote:Aw, you're on to me. That's how I inflate my ratings.


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Postby Scoundrel » Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:40 pm

I still don't like it, even later in the set. With tight game, she will say something like that to you.

But, what do I know? You got laid this weekend while I spent my Saturday water skiing with my boss. After that I was too sore to go out. At least I got to work on my tan. 8)
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Postby NobodyUKnow » Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:13 pm

I like the humor in it... I often use the "yea, we're just here picking up chicks" line, and it always goes over well.

Everyone is aware, at least on a subconsious level, that EVERYONE is there to pick up someone to fuck/marry/kill, and IMO women more so than the average, so being totally honest about it is a DHV (honesty in difficult situations), and being humorous about it always a good thing.

I have to agree that it does display interest (obviously), but I think it needs to be left to field testing & calibration to judge if it's harmful in the long run.
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Postby Westfall » Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:32 pm

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Postby TheScientist » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:38 pm

If it's an FF set at the type of bar you would be in then at least one of them is there with the intention of attracting some men and the other one at least willing to wing. If they're showing any skin then it's a slam dunk for a situational opener. If you mismatch the "I'm going to do it badly" DHV bit with confident body language and smoothe delivery then I'll bet it works very well in that situation. But you could do something completely different ... leave the "I'm going to hit on you" thread open ... and qualify.

I like this one.

I'm curious about this: What makes the ONS girl a slut (other than banging someone else the next week)?
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