AMOG Screwed my game
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:19 amOk, so it's Monday night.... Most bars are dead. I went to lower greenville so some bar.
I wanted to try out all this new material that I half heartedly knew. So there is this blond 7HB and a guy at the bar. I start them as a mixed set. I said:
Rico: I need your opinion on something.
Both of them: Sure, what is it? (both smiling)
Rico: I have this friend that is dating this girl and the girlfriend found a box of his ex-girlfriends memories. You know, like pictures, poems, toys, etc. Well, anyway, she is demanding that she throws all of it away or she will break up with him.
HB: (before I even finished) That's bullshit. blah blah blah
Guy: (just agreeing with her) (I'm not calling this guy an AMOG cuz he was pretty harmless. (come to find out he's the bar owner.
Rico: So how do you guys know each other?
HB: We're friends, I'm a regular and he's the owner. blah blah blah
Owner leaves. It's just me and her.
Rico: So you look like an adventurous girl.
HB: Oh yeah, I so wouldn't let a girl walk over me if I was your friend.
Rico: I'm running low on my drink and need another one.... You up for a little bar bet?
HB: No, I know too many bar bets....
Rico: You're no fun then... I stand up to leave....
HB: Ok, tell me what it is.
Rico: (I explain special bar bet trick. They are awesome by the way. If you guys ever sarge with me I'll show them to you) Bottom line is I won and she bought me a drink.
Thenout of nowhere this 1/2 drunk guy comes over when I'll teaching her another trick. He is an AMOG but the only thing is I wasn't ready for him. He comes in on the trick and fucks it up and starts telling me that I'm cool and a good looking guy and blah blah. I stand my ground and tell him, I know. Mentioned that he has a cool LSU T-shirt on and I think I had one of those in high school. He gets defensive and I tell him to relax and everything. Anyway, now the girl is losing interest and whiles he is chatting with me, his other friend comes in and starts talking to the girl. Bam! That kicked me out, she lost all interest in me and this other shmuck talking and that was it......
I wish I had a wingman..... Damnit, is anyone in the uptown area that wants to go sarging for fun?
I wanted to try out all this new material that I half heartedly knew. So there is this blond 7HB and a guy at the bar. I start them as a mixed set. I said:
Rico: I need your opinion on something.
Both of them: Sure, what is it? (both smiling)
Rico: I have this friend that is dating this girl and the girlfriend found a box of his ex-girlfriends memories. You know, like pictures, poems, toys, etc. Well, anyway, she is demanding that she throws all of it away or she will break up with him.
HB: (before I even finished) That's bullshit. blah blah blah
Guy: (just agreeing with her) (I'm not calling this guy an AMOG cuz he was pretty harmless. (come to find out he's the bar owner.
Rico: So how do you guys know each other?
HB: We're friends, I'm a regular and he's the owner. blah blah blah
Owner leaves. It's just me and her.
Rico: So you look like an adventurous girl.
HB: Oh yeah, I so wouldn't let a girl walk over me if I was your friend.
Rico: I'm running low on my drink and need another one.... You up for a little bar bet?
HB: No, I know too many bar bets....
Rico: You're no fun then... I stand up to leave....
HB: Ok, tell me what it is.
Rico: (I explain special bar bet trick. They are awesome by the way. If you guys ever sarge with me I'll show them to you) Bottom line is I won and she bought me a drink.
Thenout of nowhere this 1/2 drunk guy comes over when I'll teaching her another trick. He is an AMOG but the only thing is I wasn't ready for him. He comes in on the trick and fucks it up and starts telling me that I'm cool and a good looking guy and blah blah. I stand my ground and tell him, I know. Mentioned that he has a cool LSU T-shirt on and I think I had one of those in high school. He gets defensive and I tell him to relax and everything. Anyway, now the girl is losing interest and whiles he is chatting with me, his other friend comes in and starts talking to the girl. Bam! That kicked me out, she lost all interest in me and this other shmuck talking and that was it......
I wish I had a wingman..... Damnit, is anyone in the uptown area that wants to go sarging for fun?