Meet Verity, a very cute little party girl. She isn't part of my entourage, however she does frequent the same clubs. We give each other IOI's from time to time, and thats pretty much as far as it goes. (She's the one on the right... the cuter one)
So last night, I spot Verity looking a little worse for wear. In fact she looks completely rat-arsed.
So I begin,
AFC AdamLondon: hey cutie, hows tricks?
HB Verity: Heya baby, look after me I don't know where I've been
AFC AdamLondon: Ok babe you're in good hands now lets get you into the bar area so you can sit
HB Verity: OK... you knwo you're cute right?
AFC AdamLondon: I'm really not that great when you aren't drunk.
HB Verity: ...
AFC AdamLondon:...
Then she leans in to kiss me.
AFC AdamLondon: (Whilst pulling away) erm babe... I don't kiss drunk girls
HB Verity: .. Oh go on...I like you
AFC AdamLondon: I have a girlfriend and am intending to stay as faithful as I can.
She moves in for the kiss again. This time as I pull away she says..
HB Verity: I don't feel well.
And then she vomits... all over my shirt and trousers.
If i'd have kissed her...that would have been my mouth instead of my shirt.
Women... Beautiful creations.
AFC AdamLondon
