After the meet-up, I went to the the Galleria (I have to have my tea). On the way out, I passed some cute athletic girl with a nice tan. I opened her (moving target). She stopped and engaged me in convesation after we had passed each other. Finally she walked over to me, and I rewarded her with more open body language. Invited her out to L. Greenville. #-Close.
Julia HB9
I went out with Finesse & Fenix with 3 other guys. One of the other guys opened the set eariler and got blown out, F&F went in to get feedback from the girls and claimed that we were "real estate students" and they were trying to help them with selling techniques.
So later I open this girl as she's walking by. I open by asking if her Camoplague skirt is useful when she's fighting in the Jungle. She asks what "this is all about", and I go with a frame that is congreant. I tell her that our company flies us out to run this workshop where we train new real estate agents.
She asks if I'm gay.
I have found that the best response to this is "Obviously!"
I am bombarded with IOIs. I eventually let her know that in the past I've had sex with girls on rare occasion (this is true!)....but only girls that are really special. She says "So you're bi then?".
WF: No I'm totally gay, but sometimes I meet a girl that has a really special personality...and I don't limit myself because she's not a guy.
She tells me she feels the same way and mentions that she's done some things with girls
And she starts asking me what type of girl I find special. Then her friends Cockblocked. If she were alone, I think I would have pulled her. #-Close
Gina HB9
The next day I meet Awakened for some day game at Banes & Nobel. He's reading the end of Harry Potter 7, so later we can ruin the ending when we talk to some HBs that are HP fans. I open with my HP opener (this is where I ask if it makes me a bad boyfriend that I ruined HB6 or 7 for my girlfriend/ex by telling her the spoiler).
I FTC a few times by telling her we're leaving as soon as Awkaned finishes the chapter. I ran the cube (which I always get great results with).
WF: You're a very open person
HB: OMG! How did you know that.
WF: Sometimes you can be kinda gullible, so you need people you can trust.
HB: OMG! That is so true.
(sigh)
#-Close
Kelsey HB6
A nerdy punk girl working in a western outwear store...she was fun. Opened her. Her coworkers came over. I DHV'd by dominating the social situation. There was a beta guy and girl that I befriended. Asked if she is corrordinated enough to Iceskate (qualifing), she said yes. #-Close.
Shannon HB6
Shannon needs to get more familar with a treadmill, but she's not too fat for WF. Opened with HP spoiler. (The whole time I was thinking, I hope no one reveals the Atkins book Spolier, because you clearly haven't read the damn thing) She qualified as being a smart girl (though her mind evidently hasn't discovered a causality link between her daily pint of Haggen Das & having a fatass . I started kinoing her quite a bit, befriended her calorie-loving friend, and invited her to something that I forgot. #-Close
Brandi HB7
Bandi, a hippie, is an HB7 disguised as an HB6 because she doesn't believe in make-up. I met her at Wholefoods. Minutes into the conversation she started slamming me for using Splenda with that whole it's bad for you "because it has chemicals" in it.
Water is a chemical. Rather than argue with her (according to Wikipedia: "Much of the concern over the safety of sucralose is not based on experimental evidence showing harm"), I go C&F, and say something like "I know, I'd look so sexy with a tumor".
Despite being irrational & anti-capitalist, I found this girl to be passionate & likely a good cook. This is one of the types of girls I am really attracted to. I soo want to date a girl that works at Wholefoods. Ran into her later that day. #-Close.
Meghan HB7
Meghan dances worse than I do. She's also an engineer. I danced with her, then isolated her in a dark part of Red River (a bar). #-Close.
Gigi HB6
I totally #-closed some Asian chick named Gigi.
Corey HB8
A beer girl at Red River. This poor girl had her eyebrows overwaxed to the point she almost didn't have eyebrows. I negged her a few times, then had her qualify as being a fun girl, with career ambitions. She seems like she'd be a superfun girl to take to the zoo.
Lauren HB7
WF: "Would it make me a bad person if I went up to that girl (points to girl in a wheelchair) and asked her if she wanted to dance?"
Lauren: I danced with that girl!
Lauren said she was a "dancer".
WF: Oh... like ballet? She told me she was a stripper and I gave her the "yeah right" face. She started to get pissy (I realized she was getting pissed because she thought I was being morally condesending), but I dodged this by negging her dancing skills. "No, I just don't think you are a stripper judging from how you dance". #-close. K-close.
Lindsey HB7 EDIT: Dumbass Westfall lost her number by not saving it in his phone correctly.
Lindsey may very well have been a prostitute. I met her on Harry Hines, but she claimed to work at Olive Garden. I lied, claiming I also work for Darden, but I named a restaurant chain (Smokey Bones) that Darden shut down a few months ago. Good job, WF. But then I told her something like I work for Corperate and we're finishing closing them. Nice recovery
I also realized, while pondering if she was a hooker or not, that my objection to prostitution isn't because I don't want to expoit women--I'm perfectly fine with that. It's the valuation that bothers me.
Hooker: $200
Masturbation: $0 (with a slight after-taste of lonliness)
They need to become more competitive. #-Close, K-close
Macie HB9
I went into Linens -N- Things. It's like a Bed, Bath, & Beyond, only gayer. A great opener to use in a place like this, is "I'm looking for a gift to get my girlfriend to make up for (Some asshole thing I did)" Fortuantely, my personality is perfectly congruent with whatever horrible action I make up. This time it was spoiling HP. Even though this 2-set thought I had a girlfriend-lite, as I described her, the hot one gave me her #.
I also would tell a girl the spoiler if she said she was an HP fan. I crashed & burned 3 sets doing this. Apparently they didn't see the humor in it...which is fine, because I laughed enough for both of us. One girl punched me in the arm.
After texting that I #-closed a hot girl in Linens & Things, HBmarriednurse (who knows about the community) responded with ...a positive text message
I number closed another girl somewhere I think. That's 13 #-closes and 2-K closes for the weekend.
Westfall
