FR: Fucked a grannie

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FR: Fucked a grannie

Postby Guest » Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:48 am

I stopped by the walmart parmacy to pick up some condoms when I saw this old lady w/ a walker.
I used Style's Wheelchair opener just for practice. It was funny and we were both laughing. so as I was walking out I see the old lady again by the door. She asked me to help her carry a case of beer for her.
So we got to the car and she said "Would you like to come over and have a beer with me?" I figured it was a shit test so I told her that I needed $50 because this shit ain't cheap.:)
She said she would write me a check.
Well since she had a case of beer and her check book was at home, I said "ok." and we went back to her place. I got drunk and we had sex on her couch.
I never got paid. She seems to have forgotten all about the $50 I was supposed to get from her along with my name.

Now I feel really taken and I feel bad about it. To make it worse, my dick is swelled up and blood is dripping but just out of the tip. I am going to the doctor tommor.

You guys give great advice on here. I'm new at this stuff so please don't flame me. But I need your expert advice on what to do next.

Should I call her again or try to press charges for the money she said she would pay me?
What should I do?

Crash Helmet
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Postby Guest » Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:21 am

[QUOTE=Crash Helmet;40199]I stopped by the walmart parmacy to pick up some condoms when I saw this old lady w/ a walker.
I used Style's Wheelchair opener just for practice. It was funny and we were both laughing. so as I was walking out I see the old lady again by the door. She asked me to help her carry a case of beer for her.
So we got to the car and she said "Would you like to come over and have a beer with me?" I figured it was a shit test so I told her that I needed $50 because this shit ain't cheap.:)
She said she would write me a check.
Well since she had a case of beer and her check book was at home, I said "ok." and we went back to her place. I got drunk and we had sex on her couch.
I never got paid. She seems to have forgotten all about the $50 I was supposed to get from her along with my name.

Now I feel really taken and I feel bad about it. To make it worse, my dick is swelled up and blood is dripping but just out of the tip. I am going to the doctor tommor.

You guys give great advice on here. I'm new at this stuff so please don't flame me. But I need your expert advice on what to do next.

Should I call her again or try to press charges for the money she said she would pay me?
What should I do?

Crash Helmet[/QUOTE]

you sir, are full of shit. This thread is obviously a figment of your imagination and We don't need this type of trash on this board, so you should take your immature antics to dallaspua or something....
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Postby Guest » Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:36 am

Hey Tribulus tell Mojo and the rest of the losers at DallasPUA the Bull said hi!!!
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Postby Guest » Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:57 pm

Your avatar fits you perfectly.
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Postby Guest » Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:23 am

Whatever you do...
DO NOT PRESS CHARGES
The police will arrest you for prostitution
and...
You won't get your $50

As for the blood dripping out of your penis, there's not much to say about that other than to maybe try to catch the blood in a pan, bottle it, and save it, as it might be used as a blood donation

A pint can save a life!
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Postby Guest » Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:24 am

Hey, WAIT
You sly devil, you...
That was a troll post wan't it?
Effin A...
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Postby Guest » Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:16 pm

What the fuck is this crap?
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