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Postby Guest » Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:12 am

k, so i went to the strip club like i always do to try and pick up a stripper. so i stayed there for 5 hours and did not approach until the sixth hour. i was feeling kind of anxious because i wanted to fuck this one named catherine and i did not do any approach. she had a great ass with black hair and blue eyes like i like.

heres the interaction:

ME: none verbal opener: put your hands in a heart shape after pointing at her and smile like a little kid. then motion for her to come here.

her:weird look on her face

me: i love your sense of style. its strange to see a woman with such great taste.

told her i fucked 2 strippers in vegas.

she started talking about prostitution. i said no i only payed both of them for the dance

she said: you look kind of nervous.

me: im nervous because my skillls arent working.


we started talking. i tried to disqualify myself.
Me: before i get a dance i would like to get to know you.

her: you would have to pay me 200

Me; (could not overcome the objection) ok, how much?

Her: 30

Me: fine lets go

ME: start talking again:do you know a mexican girl who works here?(luke fucked her)

Her: i know alot of mexican girls who work here.

lap dance time:

i told her the blonde left with this black dude (he only displayed confidence.... i guess she shit tested him and he passed which made her more attracted)

her: i don't care what she does

i tried to get her to give me a blowjob by telling about the mexican girl who gave luke free lapdances and head.

her: i don't do anything advanced

i started massages her breast to make her horny. she finished the dance. asked if i want another. i said yes. i told her this time panties off. she took them off. she put her back to me and i tried to finger her. she bounced her leg up as a no sign.

Her: do you want to go somewhere more private one on one

Me:where?

Her: bungalows or something.

me:how much.

Her: 350

Me: no


she was getting more open to being alone with me. hinting at more sexual stuff. she was just greedy. im gonna be extremely honest here. i ve never been more motivated to FUCK a girl in the mouth, pussy, and butt.

at the end of the night my expenses sucked.

Entrance fee: 30
Lap dance 1: 30
lap dance 2: 30
bullshit fee to have dances: 5
Redbull: 5


if anyone knows how to disqualify the situation of money.....please tell me.
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Postby Guest » Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:13 am

[QUOTE=maenad;39192]
if anyone knows how to disqualify the situation of money.....please tell me.[/QUOTE]

For starters don't be a customer. Never even consider paying for a lapdance. Once you pay she will only view you as a customer and more than likely not consider you in any other manner.
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Postby Guest » Sun Jan 09, 2011 6:27 pm

#1 weak frame overall is what I got , but explicitly stated when you said "my skills aren't working"

#2 never pay at a strip club, once there is ANY money exchanged, you fall into customer zone

Mystery does the "I don't want a lap dance, I'm not in that head space right now, but sit down" or something like that then game as usual
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Postby Guest » Sun Jan 09, 2011 9:03 pm

My most successful time in StripperVille was when my buddies and I use to hit up Jags every Friday afternoon. We brought the party to the girls and they looked forward to hanging out at our table every week. We were high energy and basically the entertainment. Alcohol and fun times were the tools of our trade plus we smelled good and looked good. We always had good manners. Never pushed anything sexual, just let it happen naturally. Our table became a revolving door of strippers wanting on the "fUn sHiP". Remember "bitches breed bitches"!

We had our regular girls that partied with us and texted us during the week to make sure we were coming. The ones that became regulars were the ones we saw outside the club. Eventually the regulars started hooking us up with passes for free admission.

Girls that ask for lap dances with out first investing in you are a waste of time. Kick them out as fast as possible and be a dick to them so they know never to come around again. After a girl has invested in me and then asks me if I want a dance I usually reply with "can you 2-step?"

Its good to make friends with the wait staff. And call them by name when you see them the next time. Spend some time with the bartenders. You kind of want to pretend like you are the CEO of the place and say hi and hug everybody that works there. The wait staff is often eager for attention because most of it usually goes to the dancers.

The most productive time to run game on strippers is late afternoon to early evening on Thurs/Friday. Its when they have time to sit down and bs. This is the time of day when the day shift is leaving and night shift is coming. So you get a new group of girls.

Recruit girls off the main stage. Do this buy walking up to tip them a buck or two and saying something cute/funny. Tell them to stop by your table after they are done and you'll introduce her to your friends. Always point to where you are sitting so she knows where you are seated.

I recommend only BYOB establishments. I've been in every strip club in Dallas and have had the most success in byob clubs. They are more of a party environment and thats what our game was tuned to.

If you want a higher class of stripper try The Mens Club. They are also harder to seduce. Party game doesn't work as well here either. Bring a hot looking female friend with you and this helps tremendously. Always place that hot female between you and your buddy and don't give off the vibe that its your gf. Its gives you huge value. Most strippers think guys that hang out at strip clubs are chumps and cant attract hot women. They see that hot civilian girl with you and think this guy must be different than the rest of the losers she dances for all night.

I recommend a group of no more than 3 guys. They all need to be good at pick up. You need to be very alpha, confident, a little bad boy. It never hurts to have one guy in the group that isn't afraid to blow money on strippers. He can be an attractant for the benefit of the group.


Rule #1 is never let a stripper see you as a potential customer! So you never ever tell them how hot they are or buy dances. Just as with any woman, they are attracted to alpha males, not chumps. Don't supplicate to a woman you are trying to win-over. When you do then you're no different than the 50 guys before you that failed to impress her.

Rule #2 dress nice and smell good. Way too much cologne is just the right amount. Strippers love guys in sport jackets/suits. Remember ZZ Top's - Sharp Dressed man??.....cuz every girl come running just as fast as they can.

Rule #3 Make a grand entrance. Make lots of noise, bear hug your home boys, hi-5's all that stupid attention whore shit. Those hookers need to know you have arrived.

Rule #4 Be very confident. Get up on the pole. Walk up to the stage with a bottle of liquor and pour yourself a belly shot off some unsuspecting cutie's stomach. Haven't had one turn me down yet.

Rule #5 Make friends and introduce yourself to the DJ, house mom, lady who runs the in-house lingerie shop, waitress's, bartenders, and managers. You have to project that your da' bomb and have social value.

Rule #6 Make sure you are very approachable. Always sit by an aisle with your chair facing the walkway. Portray body language that says "I'm a bad mofo honey, and I know you want to come and sit on daddy's lap".

Rule #7 If you are at a BYOB place which you should be, you for sure need Crown, Goose, and Jager. Set up your table so it looks like a mini-bar. Buy one of those big ass liquor bottles that looks like a Tommy Gun. It will draw attention to your table and be a conversation piece. To save money pour your cheap vodka in a Grey Goose Bottle and offer that to the girls. Most won't know the difference. Save the Goose for yourself!

Rule #8 Bring out all the personality and charm you got. You want to entertain them. Get pumped up. You need to be high energy. You are the entertaiment, not them. If they see you as the entertainment they won't even bother asking you for a dance.

Rule #9 Never tell them your real name. I always introduce my self as Captain Fun Times of the USS fUn sHiP. And always introduce them to your friends. when they get mad because you won't tell them your real name, ask her if "Passion" is her real name! Diffuses that very quickly and in a fun playful manner.

Rule #10 Tell them you're gay and your buddies(Gay Bob, Gay George) are too and you were looking for a girl to convince you to go back straight. They eat this up every time I throw it out there.

I've had some wild and crazy times in strip clubs.... danced on poles, made out & fingered girls, been kicked out for having sex in the main area(yeah her and I blamed it on the jager), and dated several. It took a lot of time to achieve that success or should I say sexxcess! ;-) It didn't cost a lot of $$ either.....just time which I didn't mind spending.
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Postby Guest » Sun Jan 09, 2011 9:42 pm

[QUOTE=UncleHOwie;39244]Rule #1 is never let a stripper see you as a potential customer! So you never ever tell them how hot they are or buy dances. Just as with any woman, they are attracted to alpha males, not chumps. Don't supplicate to a woman you are trying to win-over. When you do then you're no different than the 50 guys before you that failed to impress her.

Rule #2 dress nice and smell good. Way too much cologne is just the right amount. Strippers love guys in sport jackets/suits. Remember ZZ Top's - Sharp Dressed man??.....cuz every girl come running just as fast as they can.

Rule #3 Make a grand entrance. Make lots of noise, bear hug your home boys, hi-5's all that stupid attention whore shit. Those hookers need to know you have arrived.

Rule #4 Be very confident. Get up on the pole. Walk up to the stage with a bottle of liquor and pour yourself a belly shot off some unsuspecting cutie's stomach. Haven't had one turn me down yet.

Rule #5 Make friends and introduce yourself to the DJ, house mom, lady who runs the in-house lingerie shop, waitress's, bartenders, and managers. You have to project that your da' bomb and have social value.

Rule #6 Make sure you are very approachable. Always sit by an aisle with your chair facing the walkway. Portray body language that says "I'm a bad mofo honey, and I know you want to come and sit on daddy's lap".

Rule #7 If you are at a BYOB place which you should be, you for sure need Crown, Goose, and Jager. Set up your table so it looks like a mini-bar. Buy one of those big ass liquor bottles that looks like a Tommy Gun. It will draw attention to your table and be a conversation piece. To save money pour your cheap vodka in a Grey Goose Bottle and offer that to the girls. Most won't know the difference. Save the Goose for yourself!

Rule #8 Bring out all the personality and charm you got. You want to entertain them. Get pumped up. You need to be high energy. You are the entertaiment, not them. If they see you as the entertainment they won't even bother asking you for a dance.

Rule #9 Never tell them your real name. I always introduce my self as Captain Fun Times of the USS fUn sHiP. And always introduce them to your friends.

Rule #10 Tell them you're gay and your buddies(Gay Bob, Gay George) are too and you were looking for a girl to convince you to go back straight. They eat this up every time I throw it out there.[/QUOTE]


Right on.

The gay line is money with pretty much all women.

And, the vodka trip is straight up bad ass. Buy one bottle of expensive vodka, keep the bottle and when ladies come over, fill it with some cheap shit and pour it in front of them. Women cannot tell the difference between good vodka and cheap vodka.
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Postby Guest » Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:38 am

[QUOTE=UncleHOwie;39244]My most successful time in StripperVille was when my buddies and I use to hit up Jags every Friday afternoon. We brought the party to the girls and they looked forward to hanging out at our table every week. We were high energy and basically the entertainment. Alcohol and fun times were the tools of our trade plus we smelled good and looked good. We always had good manners. Never pushed anything sexual, just let it happen naturally. Our table became a revolving door of strippers wanting on the "fUn sHiP". Remember "bitches breed bitches"!

We had our regular girls that partied with us and texted us during the week to make sure we were coming. The ones that became regulars were the ones we saw outside the club. Eventually the regulars started hooking us up with passes for free admission.

Girls that ask for lap dances with out first investing in you are a waste of time. Kick them out as fast as possible and be a dick to them so they know never to come around again. After a girl has invested in me and then asks me if I want a dance I usually reply with "can you 2-step?"

Its good to make friends with the wait staff. And call them by name when you see them the next time. Spend some time with the bartenders. You kind of want to pretend like you are the CEO of the place and say hi and hug everybody that works there. The wait staff is often eager for attention because most of it usually goes to the dancers.

The most productive time to run game on strippers is late afternoon to early evening on Thurs/Friday. Its when they have time to sit down and bs. This is the time of day when the day shift is leaving and night shift is coming. So you get a new group of girls.

Recruit girls off the main stage. Do this buy walking up to tip them a buck or two and saying something cute/funny. Tell them to stop by your table after they are done and you'll introduce her to your friends. Always point to where you are sitting so she knows where you are seated.

I recommend only BYOB establishments. I've been in every strip club in Dallas and have had the most success in byob clubs. They are more of a party environment and thats what our game was tuned to.

If you want a higher class of stripper try The Mens Club. They are also harder to seduce. Party game doesn't work as well here either. Bring a hot looking female friend with you and this helps tremendously. Always place that hot female between you and your buddy and don't give off the vibe that its your gf. Its gives you huge value. Most strippers think guys that hang out at strip clubs are chumps and cant attract hot women. They see that hot civilian girl with you and think this guy must be different than the rest of the losers she dances for all night.

I recommend a group of no more than 3 guys. They all need to be good at pick up. You need to be very alpha, confident, a little bad boy. It never hurts to have one guy in the group that isn't afraid to blow money on strippers. He can be an attractant for the benefit of the group.


Rule #1 is never let a stripper see you as a potential customer! So you never ever tell them how hot they are or buy dances. Just as with any woman, they are attracted to alpha males, not chumps. Don't supplicate to a woman you are trying to win-over. When you do then you're no different than the 50 guys before you that failed to impress her.

Rule #2 dress nice and smell good. Way too much cologne is just the right amount. Strippers love guys in sport jackets/suits. Remember ZZ Top's - Sharp Dressed man??.....cuz every girl come running just as fast as they can.

Rule #3 Make a grand entrance. Make lots of noise, bear hug your home boys, hi-5's all that stupid attention whore shit. Those hookers need to know you have arrived.

Rule #4 Be very confident. Get up on the pole. Walk up to the stage with a bottle of liquor and pour yourself a belly shot off some unsuspecting cutie's stomach. Haven't had one turn me down yet.

Rule #5 Make friends and introduce yourself to the DJ, house mom, lady who runs the in-house lingerie shop, waitress's, bartenders, and managers. You have to project that your da' bomb and have social value.

Rule #6 Make sure you are very approachable. Always sit by an aisle with your chair facing the walkway. Portray body language that says "I'm a bad mofo honey, and I know you want to come and sit on daddy's lap".

Rule #7 If you are at a BYOB place which you should be, you for sure need Crown, Goose, and Jager. Set up your table so it looks like a mini-bar. Buy one of those big ass liquor bottles that looks like a Tommy Gun. It will draw attention to your table and be a conversation piece. To save money pour your cheap vodka in a Grey Goose Bottle and offer that to the girls. Most won't know the difference. Save the Goose for yourself!

Rule #8 Bring out all the personality and charm you got. You want to entertain them. Get pumped up. You need to be high energy. You are the entertaiment, not them. If they see you as the entertainment they won't even bother asking you for a dance.

Rule #9 Never tell them your real name. I always introduce my self as Captain Fun Times of the USS fUn sHiP. And always introduce them to your friends. when they get mad because you won't tell them your real name, ask her if "Passion" is her real name! Diffuses that very quickly and in a fun playful manner.

Rule #10 Tell them you're gay and your buddies(Gay Bob, Gay George) are too and you were looking for a girl to convince you to go back straight. They eat this up every time I throw it out there.

I've had some wild and crazy times in strip clubs.... danced on poles, made out & fingered girls, been kicked out for having sex in the main area(yeah her and I blamed it on the jager), and dated several. It took a lot of time to achieve that success or should I say sexxcess! ;-) It didn't cost a lot of $$ either.....just time which I didn't mind spending.[/QUOTE]

that sounds perfect. so you want to be the fun/funny dude. thats what i used to be before becoming a pick up artist. unfortunately my greatest strength is now a weakness. i mainly rely one a few tease negs that i came up with. but i lost my quick witt. if any of you all know a way to fix this, it would be extremely helpful. i was basically C&F, before i knew what that was.
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Postby Guest » Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:54 am

[QUOTE=Sizzle;39238]#1 weak frame overall is what I got , but explicitly stated when you said "my skills aren't working"

#2 never pay at a strip club, once there is ANY money exchanged, you fall into customer zone

Mystery does the "I don't want a lap dance, I'm not in that head space right now, but sit down" or something like that then game as usual[/QUOTE]

mystery's line would not have worked because she was trying to get me to pay her to sit with me. i couldn't have disqualified the situation. you right i need stronger frame control. i bet if i still kept talking she would have walked off. to bad shes my type( black hair, blue eyes). also i should have went for the anorexic looking waitress she was giving me IOIs and she wasn't even waiting on me. every time i go to a strip club, i learn something new. so maybe in 6months-1 yr ill be a master if i hit the club every Friday and Saturday.
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