We'll call her HB-R(enee') because she kinda looks like Renee' Zelweiger. She contacted me. I then sent a late night message back to her, and then it was rapid fire, the following dialog after the first message went for about 30 minutes. This was off of PoF.
From: HB-R
Subject: You can't ...
...steal garden gnomes, you'll get in trouble. People pay good money for those things.
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From Traxxus
Subject: RE:You can't ...
I gave up on gnome stealing after the evil gnome king came and surrounded my house with a mighty army of gnomish proportions. Now I steal bird baths!
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From: HB-R
Subject: RE:RE:You can't ... Sent Date: 12/13/2010 12:48:54 AM
Why bird baths? You can only bathe so many birds before it becomes a yucky mess!! And what's the point of having a bath if its gonna be yucky??
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From: Traxxus
Subject: RE:RE:RE:You can't ... Sent Date: 12/13/2010 12:56:20 AM
That my dear is what the scrubbing bubbles are for. The work all day so you don't have to. :)
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At this point, I felt like I should have gone direct and hit her up for coffee, but I wanted it to be her idea to give me her number, and I didn't want to over invest since I was getting just one liners from her. So I read her profile and opened a second thread to her, she continued the first thread as well, which was not expected.
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From Traxxus
Subject: Shrek Sent Date: 12/13/2010 1:02:44 AM
Kissing frogs is nasty business. Scrubbing bubbles won't fix frog uglies..:( Why don't you try kissing princes instead?
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From: HB-R
Subject: RE:Shrek Sent Date: 12/13/2010 1:04:20 AM
I can't find any princes to kiss!! Know any that might be able to help a girl out?
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From: HB-R
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:You can't ... Sent Date: 12/13/2010 12:58:44 AM
I thought they were for the toilet!! And the shower!! I think that big one on the commercial is my favorite. I love how he won't fit down the drain.
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From: Traxxus
Subject: RE:RE:Shrek Sent Date: 12/13/2010 1:09:03 AM
I don't know of any princes, but I know of a rather unslimy kinda cute frog... Who knows, you might get lucky?
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From: Traxxus
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:You can't ... Sent Date: 12/13/2010 1:06:11 AM
Scrubbing bubbles are for EVERYTHING, they just don't work on everything. As a kid, I used to love scrubbing bubbles commercials. I always thought they should have made a full fledged cartoon out of them. Can you imagine.... He-Man, She-Ra, and The Scrubbing Bubbles!
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From: HB-R
Subject: RE:RE:RE:Shrek Sent Date: 12/13/2010 1:12:49 AM
Well you tell this kinda cute, unslimy frog to text me or call me because I am getting tired of checking this on my phone!! XXX-XXX-XXXX!!
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At this point, I texted her to meet at the starbucks by my house on Friday. She agreed. Unsure as to whether I should keep up the email stuff or just text her something amusing during the week.