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Bull's Online Game Threads
by Guest » Fri Nov 05, 2010 12:17 pm
Same with my texts, I'm going to post up my online conversations here as well.
- Guest
by Guest » Fri Nov 05, 2010 12:25 pm
This girl opened me. She's super hot. Great body. Red hair, green eyes. Former dancer and figure skater. And, as you'll see, really clever.
Subject: Hahaha
I wanted to say you are terribly hilarious and should also always buckle up for safety! That's right, I did just throw a slogan at you! And I also wanted to validate your feelings against ventriloquist dummies, because the only things creepier on the Freak Out scale are Clowns [they eat children, this is proven by movies which everyone knows makes it a reliable fact], mimes, and the mannequins from the Old Navy commercials. I don't know who came up with that horrible PR idea, but it is AWFUL and tips the Freak Out Scale over.
You should know though, I did train as a figure skater. I've never done roller derby, and I used to do ballet. It gets worse. I wear my seatbelt ALWAYS and I also always like to eat dessert first because I'm an adult and no one can tell me otherwise! However, I can play a great game of mud football, though I lack the ability to throw an authentic spiral. Very sad. In general, I have no problem getting my hair messed up for a worthy cause and I do not care if I own a Prada purse.
So other than risking your life by not wearing a seatbelt, what do you do for fun? Interests, etc? You know, the basics...
HB Figure Skater
[COLOR=red]Bull Run's Response[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]Ok mom, I'll buckle up ;) Just to put your mind at ease, my car has air bags and great crash ratings...then again, if she and I got tangled up with an SUV I think we'd lose.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]Being an adult is GREAT!!! I can stay up as late as I want, eat breakfast for dinner or dinner for breakfast, and play music at the appropriate volume without being nagged by my parental units. I will say that eating dessert first is quite edgy and, to be honest, makes me slightly intimidated by your bad assery.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]For fun I enjoy making prank calls pretending to be a mime, stealing garden gnomes, reading the encyclopedia, and organizing underwear drawers (FYI: ask permission first if it is not YOUR drawer)...you know, the normal stuff people do for fun. Really though, I love indie films and music, hit up a live music show at least once a week, working out is one of my favorite things in the world, discovering new places to hang out, writing, people watching, and the normal things people do for fun (friends, family, food, booze, etc).[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]I feel you should know that I cannot skate, but tend to always be walking on thin ice. I'm no ballerina, but look amazing in a tutu. I rarely eat dessert, but will order a different one than you order so you can sample them both. I can throw a spiral with ease, but cannot do a cartwheel. I don't own a Prada purse, but often wish I had a purse because sometimes there just aren't enough pockets...[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]Bull Run[/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]HB Figure Skater's Response[/COLOR]
Brinner [breakfast for dinner] is my favorite meal EVER because 1) it's delicious and 2) I don't have to wake up to have breakfast food 3) waking up is a least favorite activity. And you should be intimidated by my eating dessert first. I'm obviously very hard core and have huge biceps from doing lots of yoga.
So I read in your profile that you don't let people win at games. That's terribly undiplomatic of you, but probably it's the best approach because people shouldn't walk around with a false sense of confidence. They really shouldn't! You know there are those girls out there who are only children or thought they were princesses growing up and feel overly entitled to win just on merit of being alive. To which I say, "Oh no no, Pretty-Pretty Princess. You're going down." That's the speech I give divas when I have to play any games with them, but you can copy it if you need to. If you're wondering if I'm an only child or have a Pretty-Pretty Princess complex, the answer to that riddle is no and no. I did want to be Rainbow Bright when I was growing up, but that's a different story. Arranging underwear drawers is tricky. It's not like underwear is very fold-able. Not the kind worth wearing anyway. I'm sad for you that you don't have a purse. You could get one and call it a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one...
[COLOR=red]Bull Run's Response[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]Your huge biceps may power you past me in an arm wrestling contest, but I devote an entire day in the gym every week to working out my thumbs and thumb related muscles. So, I'm pretty confident that I will defeat you at thumb wrestling. And, let's face it, that's all that really matters...[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]I'm glad to see that you have no problem putting the Pretty-Pretty Princesses of the world in their place. You and I should start an organization devoted to knocking the only children and overly entitled people of the world down a few pegs. We can call it the League of Humility. We'll have a secret lair that's carved out of the side of a volcano, we'll give ourselves nicknames like The Submissive Siren and Master Meekness, we'll have a secret handshake, a theme song, and get to wear form fitting costumes. Of course, our costumes won't have pockets, so we'll have utility belts and I'll finally get to rock a satchel I. Jones style.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]So, HB Figure Skater, you seem pretty cool. I propose that we meet for an adult beverage so that we may be mutually witty in person.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]Bull Run[/COLOR]
Subject: Hahaha
I wanted to say you are terribly hilarious and should also always buckle up for safety! That's right, I did just throw a slogan at you! And I also wanted to validate your feelings against ventriloquist dummies, because the only things creepier on the Freak Out scale are Clowns [they eat children, this is proven by movies which everyone knows makes it a reliable fact], mimes, and the mannequins from the Old Navy commercials. I don't know who came up with that horrible PR idea, but it is AWFUL and tips the Freak Out Scale over.
You should know though, I did train as a figure skater. I've never done roller derby, and I used to do ballet. It gets worse. I wear my seatbelt ALWAYS and I also always like to eat dessert first because I'm an adult and no one can tell me otherwise! However, I can play a great game of mud football, though I lack the ability to throw an authentic spiral. Very sad. In general, I have no problem getting my hair messed up for a worthy cause and I do not care if I own a Prada purse.
So other than risking your life by not wearing a seatbelt, what do you do for fun? Interests, etc? You know, the basics...
HB Figure Skater
[COLOR=red]Bull Run's Response[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]Ok mom, I'll buckle up ;) Just to put your mind at ease, my car has air bags and great crash ratings...then again, if she and I got tangled up with an SUV I think we'd lose.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]Being an adult is GREAT!!! I can stay up as late as I want, eat breakfast for dinner or dinner for breakfast, and play music at the appropriate volume without being nagged by my parental units. I will say that eating dessert first is quite edgy and, to be honest, makes me slightly intimidated by your bad assery.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]For fun I enjoy making prank calls pretending to be a mime, stealing garden gnomes, reading the encyclopedia, and organizing underwear drawers (FYI: ask permission first if it is not YOUR drawer)...you know, the normal stuff people do for fun. Really though, I love indie films and music, hit up a live music show at least once a week, working out is one of my favorite things in the world, discovering new places to hang out, writing, people watching, and the normal things people do for fun (friends, family, food, booze, etc).[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]I feel you should know that I cannot skate, but tend to always be walking on thin ice. I'm no ballerina, but look amazing in a tutu. I rarely eat dessert, but will order a different one than you order so you can sample them both. I can throw a spiral with ease, but cannot do a cartwheel. I don't own a Prada purse, but often wish I had a purse because sometimes there just aren't enough pockets...[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]Bull Run[/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]HB Figure Skater's Response[/COLOR]
Brinner [breakfast for dinner] is my favorite meal EVER because 1) it's delicious and 2) I don't have to wake up to have breakfast food 3) waking up is a least favorite activity. And you should be intimidated by my eating dessert first. I'm obviously very hard core and have huge biceps from doing lots of yoga.
So I read in your profile that you don't let people win at games. That's terribly undiplomatic of you, but probably it's the best approach because people shouldn't walk around with a false sense of confidence. They really shouldn't! You know there are those girls out there who are only children or thought they were princesses growing up and feel overly entitled to win just on merit of being alive. To which I say, "Oh no no, Pretty-Pretty Princess. You're going down." That's the speech I give divas when I have to play any games with them, but you can copy it if you need to. If you're wondering if I'm an only child or have a Pretty-Pretty Princess complex, the answer to that riddle is no and no. I did want to be Rainbow Bright when I was growing up, but that's a different story. Arranging underwear drawers is tricky. It's not like underwear is very fold-able. Not the kind worth wearing anyway. I'm sad for you that you don't have a purse. You could get one and call it a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one...
[COLOR=red]Bull Run's Response[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]Your huge biceps may power you past me in an arm wrestling contest, but I devote an entire day in the gym every week to working out my thumbs and thumb related muscles. So, I'm pretty confident that I will defeat you at thumb wrestling. And, let's face it, that's all that really matters...[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]I'm glad to see that you have no problem putting the Pretty-Pretty Princesses of the world in their place. You and I should start an organization devoted to knocking the only children and overly entitled people of the world down a few pegs. We can call it the League of Humility. We'll have a secret lair that's carved out of the side of a volcano, we'll give ourselves nicknames like The Submissive Siren and Master Meekness, we'll have a secret handshake, a theme song, and get to wear form fitting costumes. Of course, our costumes won't have pockets, so we'll have utility belts and I'll finally get to rock a satchel I. Jones style.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]So, HB Figure Skater, you seem pretty cool. I propose that we meet for an adult beverage so that we may be mutually witty in person.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]Bull Run[/COLOR]
- Guest
by Guest » Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:18 pm
This is a thread from a girl that I went out with on Tuesday night. She was really, really beautiful but a little bit on the thick side and tall side for my taste. 5'10" is TALL for a woman. I'd call her an HB6.5 but only because of her height, shrink her down and she's easily an HB7.5.
I sent her the first volley, but since it's one of my canned ones and is super effective I'm not going to post it. So, we're starting from her response to my initial email.
HB Tall Girl's Response
Haha! You are funny!
What else ya got? ;)
HB Tall Girl
[COLOR=red]Bull Run's Response (she didn't leave me with anything to work with AND called me to task, but I figured what the fuck I'll play along)[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]We should get to know each other better, let's start with a simple date:[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]I'll pick you up for lunch and we'll go to the finest of dining establishments that have dollar menus. Feel free to select any three items your sweet, little heart desires. Then, we'll go to a matinee at the dollar theater. I'm going to buy my ticket then will let you in the fire exit around back, it'll be romantic. Finally, we'll cap the day off by going to the public library and reading books, ahh so intimate. Of course, and this goes without saying, we'll split the cost of gas for our outing.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]What time should I pick you up?[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]Bull Run[/COLOR]
HB Tall Girl's Response
That sounds like a dream date! I don't eat much, so the dollar menu would be perfect. And it would be romantic sneaking me in the movie theater. Tickets are overpriced anyway. I love reading. I could read aloud to you and then you could decide if you like my voice enough to listen to it for the rest of your life. If you plan everything correctly, we could just walk everywhere so we wouldn't even need to drive.
HB Tall Girl
[COLOR=red]Bull Run's Response[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]Yes, that is without a doubt a dream date by a dreamy man ;)[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]So, HB Tall Girl, you seem cool...I wonder, do you speak text? If so, shoot me your digits...I'll take over from there.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]Bull Run[/COLOR]
HB Tall Girl's Response
I like a man who can take the lead. You've done a good job so far.
xxx-xxx-xxxx
HB Tall Girl
I sent her the first volley, but since it's one of my canned ones and is super effective I'm not going to post it. So, we're starting from her response to my initial email.
HB Tall Girl's Response
Haha! You are funny!
What else ya got? ;)
HB Tall Girl
[COLOR=red]Bull Run's Response (she didn't leave me with anything to work with AND called me to task, but I figured what the fuck I'll play along)[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]We should get to know each other better, let's start with a simple date:[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]I'll pick you up for lunch and we'll go to the finest of dining establishments that have dollar menus. Feel free to select any three items your sweet, little heart desires. Then, we'll go to a matinee at the dollar theater. I'm going to buy my ticket then will let you in the fire exit around back, it'll be romantic. Finally, we'll cap the day off by going to the public library and reading books, ahh so intimate. Of course, and this goes without saying, we'll split the cost of gas for our outing.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]What time should I pick you up?[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]Bull Run[/COLOR]
HB Tall Girl's Response
That sounds like a dream date! I don't eat much, so the dollar menu would be perfect. And it would be romantic sneaking me in the movie theater. Tickets are overpriced anyway. I love reading. I could read aloud to you and then you could decide if you like my voice enough to listen to it for the rest of your life. If you plan everything correctly, we could just walk everywhere so we wouldn't even need to drive.
HB Tall Girl
[COLOR=red]Bull Run's Response[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]Yes, that is without a doubt a dream date by a dreamy man ;)[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]So, HB Tall Girl, you seem cool...I wonder, do you speak text? If so, shoot me your digits...I'll take over from there.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]Bull Run[/COLOR]
HB Tall Girl's Response
I like a man who can take the lead. You've done a good job so far.
xxx-xxx-xxxx
HB Tall Girl
- Guest
by Guest » Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:28 pm
Here are some online game e-mails from the worlds laziest "PUA". As you can see I like to keep everything light and informal but also direct. I hate back and forth e-mails.
Again, no thread hijack.
[COLOR=Red]Me
Subject: Skittles
I was looking through all these ads here on the internet thinking to myself “Look at all the poor, desperate, lonely women…” and then I saw your ad and thought to myself “Hey, here’s a poor, desperate, lonely woman that’s actually CUTE…”
So I thought I’d write and see if you’re as interesting on the inside as you are in your pics… [/COLOR]
[COLOR=Black]Her
[/COLOR]Im pretty much a snooze, I have 10 cats, mis- matched socks, and write in my diary daily about my perfect man while watching Days of our Lives....
Everything you want and more haha
[COLOR=Red]Me
That sounds like me before I had my sex change operation so I can relate. Now I'm into sports, monster trucks, beer drinking, and some light stalking. Wanna go on a date?
[/COLOR]
Her
no because I think I already hate your guts ...
haha kidding,Id love to meet up sometime
[COLOR=Red]Me
Okey dokey, smokey. I have tues at 8 or thurs at 8 free. We can go to starbucks for a hot chocolate. I just hope you turn out to be super cool and not super stalker. ciao.
[/COLOR]
Her
I tend to lean toward stalker..I wouldnt go as far as to say Im super, Im still trying to master the art of bonoculars
Thurs ..I happen to love hot chocolate
here is my number XXX XXX XXXX my match.com career will be coming to a close this week
my name is blah if I forgot to tell you?? ha
[COLOR=Red]Me
I'll text you the address sometime when you least expect it. See you thursday.[/COLOR]
^
We had our starbucks date and everyone lived happily ever after.
..........................................................................................
Here is another set of lazy e-mails.
[COLOR=Red]Me[/COLOR]
[COLOR=Red]
Subject: Skittles
I was looking through all these ads here on the internet thinking to myself “Look at all the poor, desperate, lonely women…” and then I saw your ad and thought to myself “Hey, here’s a poor, desperate, lonely woman that’s actually CUTE…”
So I thought I’d write and see if you’re as interesting on the inside as you are in your pics…
[COLOR=Black]Her
[I]Huge, monstrous one paragraph message telling me all about her. Which I skimmed.[/I][/COLOR]
Me
Wow, that was a hearty e-mail. I feel like I know everything about you now. I like it. We should just skip the bullshit getting to know you e-mails and meet up for a hot chocolate and see if we connect.[/COLOR]
Her
oh and u said hot chocolate, good. cuz I am not a coffee drinker. And my thoughts exactly I hate filler bullshit, id rather really get to know someone then just learn what they might want me to know from a distance. My number is xxx xxx xxxx, I work a 9 to 5 job but fill free to call me when u can
Muah*
name
2 text messages later the date was set up for the next night. Everyone lived happily ever after.
Again, no thread hijack.
[COLOR=Red]Me
Subject: Skittles
I was looking through all these ads here on the internet thinking to myself “Look at all the poor, desperate, lonely women…” and then I saw your ad and thought to myself “Hey, here’s a poor, desperate, lonely woman that’s actually CUTE…”
So I thought I’d write and see if you’re as interesting on the inside as you are in your pics… [/COLOR]
[COLOR=Black]Her
[/COLOR]Im pretty much a snooze, I have 10 cats, mis- matched socks, and write in my diary daily about my perfect man while watching Days of our Lives....
Everything you want and more haha
[COLOR=Red]Me
That sounds like me before I had my sex change operation so I can relate. Now I'm into sports, monster trucks, beer drinking, and some light stalking. Wanna go on a date?
[/COLOR]
Her
no because I think I already hate your guts ...
haha kidding,Id love to meet up sometime
[COLOR=Red]Me
Okey dokey, smokey. I have tues at 8 or thurs at 8 free. We can go to starbucks for a hot chocolate. I just hope you turn out to be super cool and not super stalker. ciao.
[/COLOR]
Her
I tend to lean toward stalker..I wouldnt go as far as to say Im super, Im still trying to master the art of bonoculars
Thurs ..I happen to love hot chocolate
here is my number XXX XXX XXXX my match.com career will be coming to a close this week
my name is blah if I forgot to tell you?? ha
[COLOR=Red]Me
I'll text you the address sometime when you least expect it. See you thursday.[/COLOR]
^
We had our starbucks date and everyone lived happily ever after.
..........................................................................................
Here is another set of lazy e-mails.
[COLOR=Red]Me[/COLOR]
[COLOR=Red]
Subject: Skittles
I was looking through all these ads here on the internet thinking to myself “Look at all the poor, desperate, lonely women…” and then I saw your ad and thought to myself “Hey, here’s a poor, desperate, lonely woman that’s actually CUTE…”
So I thought I’d write and see if you’re as interesting on the inside as you are in your pics…
[COLOR=Black]Her
[I]Huge, monstrous one paragraph message telling me all about her. Which I skimmed.[/I][/COLOR]
Me
Wow, that was a hearty e-mail. I feel like I know everything about you now. I like it. We should just skip the bullshit getting to know you e-mails and meet up for a hot chocolate and see if we connect.[/COLOR]
Her
oh and u said hot chocolate, good. cuz I am not a coffee drinker. And my thoughts exactly I hate filler bullshit, id rather really get to know someone then just learn what they might want me to know from a distance. My number is xxx xxx xxxx, I work a 9 to 5 job but fill free to call me when u can
Muah*
name
2 text messages later the date was set up for the next night. Everyone lived happily ever after.
- Guest
by Guest » Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:07 pm
Great stuff Lion...
Goes to show that we all have different styles and abilities.
The whole point of these posts is to create a conversation amongst the Lair and to share, learn, and steal from others. Thanks for contributing.
I enjoy taking my time with these women. I want to see them invest in me before they ever know me. The ultimate goal, for me, is to be so awesome via email that they are intimidated by me when I roll up to them in person. This is always the case by the way. There's nothing easier than seducing a woman that is attracted to you but afraid of you at the same time...actually, there is no seduction to be had. If she fears you, that means her gina is gushing with wet passion.
Goes to show that we all have different styles and abilities.
The whole point of these posts is to create a conversation amongst the Lair and to share, learn, and steal from others. Thanks for contributing.
I enjoy taking my time with these women. I want to see them invest in me before they ever know me. The ultimate goal, for me, is to be so awesome via email that they are intimidated by me when I roll up to them in person. This is always the case by the way. There's nothing easier than seducing a woman that is attracted to you but afraid of you at the same time...actually, there is no seduction to be had. If she fears you, that means her gina is gushing with wet passion.
- Guest
by Guest » Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:51 am
EDIT: I realized that the thread title says that it's Bull Run's Online Game Threads. BR, say the word and I'll delete them and put them in my own thread. I don't want to hijack your thread.
So that people can critique, learn from, or borrow, here is an email conversation that resulted in a date.
(The below is a form email. The stuff I pulled from her profile and filled in is in bold.)
[COLOR=blue]Nice pics! [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Hey, I noticed your profile and wanted to say hi. I know what you’re thinking, and you’re right. I just looked at your pictures. I didn’t actually read your profile.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]So I didn’t find out that you [B]like CSI and movies[/B]. If I read your profile, I might be curious to learn more about [B]what you find satisfying about running marathons and triathalons and how that makes you feel[/B].[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Now I know what you’re gonna do. You’ll look at my pictures and see how cute I am. And that’s the tiny acorn from which a mighty oak of romance and passion will grow. But that’s not the story we’ll tell our friends. We’ll say we met at [B]spin class[/B] or something. I don’t know... we’ll work on it.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Maybe one day we’ll learn a little bit about each other. But until then… hey, sexy, nice pics![/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]xo Rhody xo[/COLOR]
RE: Nice pics!
Hello. I too somewhat read the profile. I more look it over and Sometimes have to think should I email you back. :)
Smiley
[COLOR=blue]RE: Nice pics! [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Yeah, but knowing you, which I don't, you would probably email me something like, "hey whats up." And then I couldn't help but fall in love with you because I dig smart chicks. But I would be too shy to email you back.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]You know, Smiley, we could do this for a while. So I'll go first with the real email.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Hey, what's up?[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Rhody[/COLOR]
RE: Nice pics!
Very true. I am doing great. Had a great weekend. I ran a half marathon in ft worth on sunday. One have one more this year before it gets to cold. I dont like it when it gets cold. :(
This conversation continued in IM, so I don't have any more to paste. Here's the only part I remember.
Smiley: Are you competitive?
Rhody: A little. I like to always do my best. But it's not like if you beat me I'll make you sleep outside.
Rhody: I'll let you sleep on the floor.
I remember that because I decided to ask women if they're competitive so I get that question back. On the date, I asked her if she likes PDA. She said, "yeah, as long as it's not too much." I grabbed her belt loop and pulled her into me, and said, "is this too much?" Then I kissed her. Now I'm thinking of tweaking that to create a reliable kiss close.
So that people can critique, learn from, or borrow, here is an email conversation that resulted in a date.
(The below is a form email. The stuff I pulled from her profile and filled in is in bold.)
[COLOR=blue]Nice pics! [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Hey, I noticed your profile and wanted to say hi. I know what you’re thinking, and you’re right. I just looked at your pictures. I didn’t actually read your profile.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]So I didn’t find out that you [B]like CSI and movies[/B]. If I read your profile, I might be curious to learn more about [B]what you find satisfying about running marathons and triathalons and how that makes you feel[/B].[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Now I know what you’re gonna do. You’ll look at my pictures and see how cute I am. And that’s the tiny acorn from which a mighty oak of romance and passion will grow. But that’s not the story we’ll tell our friends. We’ll say we met at [B]spin class[/B] or something. I don’t know... we’ll work on it.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Maybe one day we’ll learn a little bit about each other. But until then… hey, sexy, nice pics![/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]xo Rhody xo[/COLOR]
RE: Nice pics!
Hello. I too somewhat read the profile. I more look it over and Sometimes have to think should I email you back. :)
Smiley
[COLOR=blue]RE: Nice pics! [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Yeah, but knowing you, which I don't, you would probably email me something like, "hey whats up." And then I couldn't help but fall in love with you because I dig smart chicks. But I would be too shy to email you back.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]You know, Smiley, we could do this for a while. So I'll go first with the real email.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Hey, what's up?[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Rhody[/COLOR]
RE: Nice pics!
Very true. I am doing great. Had a great weekend. I ran a half marathon in ft worth on sunday. One have one more this year before it gets to cold. I dont like it when it gets cold. :(
This conversation continued in IM, so I don't have any more to paste. Here's the only part I remember.
Smiley: Are you competitive?
Rhody: A little. I like to always do my best. But it's not like if you beat me I'll make you sleep outside.
Rhody: I'll let you sleep on the floor.
I remember that because I decided to ask women if they're competitive so I get that question back. On the date, I asked her if she likes PDA. She said, "yeah, as long as it's not too much." I grabbed her belt loop and pulled her into me, and said, "is this too much?" Then I kissed her. Now I'm thinking of tweaking that to create a reliable kiss close.
- Guest
by Guest » Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:10 am
Here's another one for a woman I went out with on Tuesday. I like skinny girls, and this girl was a little thicker, but she did have huge jugs for her size. I'll call her Jugs. She's a cute, sweet widow.
[COLOR=blue]Nice pics! [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Hey, I noticed your profile and wanted to say hi. I know what you’re thinking, and you’re right. I just looked at your pictures. I didn’t actually read your profile.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]So I didn’t find out that you like to hang out at the shops at legacy. If I read your profile, I might be curious to learn whether your love of laughter has brought you to many comedy shows.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Now I know what you’re gonna do. You’ll look at my pictures and see how cute I am. And that’s the tiny acorn from which a mighty oak of romance and passion will grow. But that’s not the story we’ll tell our friends. We’ll say we met at the library or something. I don’t know... we’ll work on it.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Maybe one day we’ll learn a little bit about each other. But until then… hey, sexy, nice pics![/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]xo Rhody xo[/COLOR]
Hey Rhody
Hey Rhody! Thank you for the email and the compliments. You seem to be a really funny guy which I love. I like your pictures too. I think you are pretty cute.
I don't have much time to email right now because I have lots to do but wanted to email you back and say hi.
Hope you have a great day! Look forward to hearing from you again soon and getting to know you more.
Jugs
The next day...
Good evening!
Hey Rhody! How is your weekend going? I'm sorry for the short email yesterday. I had a wedding shower for my niece today and my sister was about to be here so we could get things done and we were busy until about 11 last night. The shower was a great success but a lot of work!
Anyway, I wanted to say that I really like your pictures and profile and I would like to get to know you more, after all I like dancing with white guys!
Hope your night is going good!
Jugs
[COLOR=blue][COLOR=black](My standard paragraph for the second email is in bold below.)[/COLOR]
Good Morning (sort of) [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Hi, Jugs. Your name is as cute as your pictures.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]I'm glad your hard work paid off and the wedding shower was a success. My weekend was not unusually eventful, although I wasn't home that much. I watched the Rangers game with some friends, played flag football yesterday morning, and met a friend for sushi last night. Just a fun, but mellow weekend.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue][B]I would like to talk to you further and get to know you too. I'll follow the online dating rules and wait until the third email to exchange numbers. I don't want to seem forward, even though I am. So this may seem like a silly question, but in the interest of having fun getting to know each other, when you were a little girl, what was your favorite toy and why?[/B][/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Rhody[/COLOR]
RE: Good Morning (sort of)
Thank you Rhody! You are pretty cute yourself!
I love your question! It made me laugh! I have never been asked anything like this before. I think I would have to say barbies were my favorite toys, since I didn't play with just one barbie at a time. My sister and I had lots of barbies and barbie clothes and houses and cars, etc. I think it was just fun to dress them up and fix up the houses and stuff. I know, truly a girly thing. What about you? What would be your favorite childhood toy?
(My standard paragraph for the third email is in bold below.)
[COLOR=blue]RE: Good Morning (sort of) [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]That's a good answer. I'm no psychologist, but I bet children who play with dolls grow up to be adults who are good with people and relationships.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]When I was a kid, anything could be a toy. We used to make musical instruments out of wrapping paper tubes and boxes and pretend we were Kiss. My parents used to get impatient with me on Christmas because I used to open one present and play with it all day and leave the others unopened. I loved Legos (still do). I also had an Evel Knievel doll that rode a motorcycle. You could wind it up and smash it into things, like structures made of Legos. That never got old.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue][B]It's fun talking to you, Jugs. While email is a fun exercise, I prefer to talk like real people. My cell number is XXX-XXX-XXXX. If you're too shy to call, send me a text and I'll call you. ;-)[/B][/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Rhody[/COLOR]
RE: Good Morning (sort of)
Rhody,
You are too funny! I guess boys come up with some creative things to do.
I will give you my cell phone # too. It is XXX-XXX-XXXX. I don't mind texting but I don't want to call when you might be at work and bother you. Hope you are having a good day and I look forward to hearing from you later!
Jugs
[COLOR=blue]Nice pics! [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Hey, I noticed your profile and wanted to say hi. I know what you’re thinking, and you’re right. I just looked at your pictures. I didn’t actually read your profile.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]So I didn’t find out that you like to hang out at the shops at legacy. If I read your profile, I might be curious to learn whether your love of laughter has brought you to many comedy shows.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Now I know what you’re gonna do. You’ll look at my pictures and see how cute I am. And that’s the tiny acorn from which a mighty oak of romance and passion will grow. But that’s not the story we’ll tell our friends. We’ll say we met at the library or something. I don’t know... we’ll work on it.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Maybe one day we’ll learn a little bit about each other. But until then… hey, sexy, nice pics![/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]xo Rhody xo[/COLOR]
Hey Rhody
Hey Rhody! Thank you for the email and the compliments. You seem to be a really funny guy which I love. I like your pictures too. I think you are pretty cute.
I don't have much time to email right now because I have lots to do but wanted to email you back and say hi.
Hope you have a great day! Look forward to hearing from you again soon and getting to know you more.
Jugs
The next day...
Good evening!
Hey Rhody! How is your weekend going? I'm sorry for the short email yesterday. I had a wedding shower for my niece today and my sister was about to be here so we could get things done and we were busy until about 11 last night. The shower was a great success but a lot of work!
Anyway, I wanted to say that I really like your pictures and profile and I would like to get to know you more, after all I like dancing with white guys!
Hope your night is going good!
Jugs
[COLOR=blue][COLOR=black](My standard paragraph for the second email is in bold below.)[/COLOR]
Good Morning (sort of) [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Hi, Jugs. Your name is as cute as your pictures.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]I'm glad your hard work paid off and the wedding shower was a success. My weekend was not unusually eventful, although I wasn't home that much. I watched the Rangers game with some friends, played flag football yesterday morning, and met a friend for sushi last night. Just a fun, but mellow weekend.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue][B]I would like to talk to you further and get to know you too. I'll follow the online dating rules and wait until the third email to exchange numbers. I don't want to seem forward, even though I am. So this may seem like a silly question, but in the interest of having fun getting to know each other, when you were a little girl, what was your favorite toy and why?[/B][/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Rhody[/COLOR]
RE: Good Morning (sort of)
Thank you Rhody! You are pretty cute yourself!
I love your question! It made me laugh! I have never been asked anything like this before. I think I would have to say barbies were my favorite toys, since I didn't play with just one barbie at a time. My sister and I had lots of barbies and barbie clothes and houses and cars, etc. I think it was just fun to dress them up and fix up the houses and stuff. I know, truly a girly thing. What about you? What would be your favorite childhood toy?
(My standard paragraph for the third email is in bold below.)
[COLOR=blue]RE: Good Morning (sort of) [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]That's a good answer. I'm no psychologist, but I bet children who play with dolls grow up to be adults who are good with people and relationships.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]When I was a kid, anything could be a toy. We used to make musical instruments out of wrapping paper tubes and boxes and pretend we were Kiss. My parents used to get impatient with me on Christmas because I used to open one present and play with it all day and leave the others unopened. I loved Legos (still do). I also had an Evel Knievel doll that rode a motorcycle. You could wind it up and smash it into things, like structures made of Legos. That never got old.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue][B]It's fun talking to you, Jugs. While email is a fun exercise, I prefer to talk like real people. My cell number is XXX-XXX-XXXX. If you're too shy to call, send me a text and I'll call you. ;-)[/B][/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]Rhody[/COLOR]
RE: Good Morning (sort of)
Rhody,
You are too funny! I guess boys come up with some creative things to do.
I will give you my cell phone # too. It is XXX-XXX-XXXX. I don't mind texting but I don't want to call when you might be at work and bother you. Hope you are having a good day and I look forward to hearing from you later!
Jugs
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