FR: Saturday, 4-17-2010

[Guest]

since the boards have been dead lately, besides the political talk and obama bashing, i decided to write a field report to chronicle my journey and keep the focus on PU.

Playercool and i decided to grab dinner at Patrizo's in the Highland Village shopping center, and while enjoying good conversation over mediocre italian food, a bachelorette party of 12-14 girls is seated a few tables away from us.

with bachelorette parties, come stupid games....

as PC and i are chatting, HBAsian, a solid 7, approaches our table (presumably on a stupid dare of some sort) and asks PC for a high five.

(her entire party is watching her approach our group, and taking pictures of the interaction, all eyes on us at this point)

then she moves to me and asks for a high five as well. i hold up my hand and as she goes to give me a high five, i move my hand away and she nearly hits me squre in the nose! i grab her hand and say that she should be more careful, jokingly of course.

the conversation goes something like this:

Prodigy: [while still holding her left hand] so, whats your name?
HBAsian: i'm HBAsian
Prodigy: hi, HBAsian, i'm Prodigy and this is my friend PC
Prodigy: so, are you guys having a bachelorette party?
HBAsian: yea

[as she is saying something else, i take the lei from around her right wrist and put it around my neck]

Prodigy: i love getting laid by asian women [with a huge grin on my face]
Prodigy: oh, and btw, im not gay (i was wearing a pretty gay looking shirt:eek:)
HBAsian: [is hysterically laughing and says] i'm not even the bride. you should go over there meet her...
Prodigy: nah, you should tell her to come over here [and i flash a nice smile]
HBAsian: hahaha, i dont know...
HBAsian: hmm, ok, sorry for interrupting your dinner. it was nice meeting you
Prodigy: yep, same to you

based on the interaction, PC declares that she is clearly into me. with much (and i mean alot of) encouragement from PC, i decide to reopen the set. after several minutes of planning and scheming. i go and open the 14 set (mind you that my heart is literally racing, god it feels good to be alive! ;))

i clearly identified the bride, walk up to their table and open her. the arrangement was key. she was sitting in the middle of the table and HBAsian was sitting across from her, one seat to the left. i approach the bride head on (she was across the table from me), with HBAsian immediately to my left. i have everyone's attention in the restaurant at this point.

Prodigy: so you must be the bride. congratulations! and what is your name?
HBBride: i'm HBBride.
Prodigy: nice to meet you HBBride. i see that your bachelorette party is hawaiian themed, are you hawaiian?
HBBride: yea, cant you tell?!
Prodigy: actually, i couldnt...
HBBride: lol, jk. i'm indian...
Prodigy: ahh, that i can see!
Prodigy: so my friend and i over thre are also playing a game... its called "i'm going to be taking out HBAsian out".

i was keeping eye contact with the Bride and the group while talking, but right when i told them what the name of the "game" was, i turned to HBAsian. and the crowd goes wild, laughing and clapping. the bachelorette party is loving EVERY MINUTE of this. the attention is all on HBAsian and me.

Prodigy: [facing HBAsian] so, give me your number, and we'll do something.
HBAsian: Soooorrry! i actually have a bf...:o
Prodigy: well, how long have you had THAT problem?? [credit goes to APB for that line]

once again, the entire group is laughing cheerifully from what i said..

Prodigy: well, thats just too bad. but youre going to need this [i place a packet of sugar on the table with my name and number on it, and the girls explode with a synchronizing "awwww...!" ]
Prodigy: youre going to realize that prince charming was asking for your number and the mistake you made [i'm throwing a HUGE smirk while saying it]

Prodigy: [now facing the bride] well, it was nice meeting you ladies
HBBride: [she cuts me off] that was good, really good...
Prodigy: why, thank you! [i bow, and the entire group is laughing and claps. then other people in the restaurant are hootin' and hollerin' clapping as well]

Prodigy: well, you guys have a fun night and be safe in the rain...
HBBride: thank you, and you have a good night too
Prodigy: [with a huge smile on my face] thanks, well, i'll talk to you guys later..[and i politely eject]

i thought i did a phenomenal job with keeping a 14 set engaged and entertained. i dont think i couldve done a better job. i was fun, quick and witty. i probably made their night. the only downside was the fact that she had a bf (which i genuinely believe she did)...

hope you all enjoyed the read, and comments are welcomed! ;)

[Guest]

Great field report. It was even better because you never mentioned politics or religion. The #1 rule for pickup. Kudos.

[Guest]

I bet she voted for obama

[Guest]

[QUOTE=Lion;35801]Great field report. It was even better because you never mentioned politics or religion. The #1 rule for pickup. Kudos.[/QUOTE]

Unless of course you're looking for someone to be in a relationship with that has the same political, economic and religious mindset you have...


Good job Prodigy! Has she called you yet? :D

[Guest]

Actually, she hasn't, but I wasn't expecting her to (I thought someone else from the bachelorette party would have..)