What's up guys. Haven't done one of these in a while so I tought it was about time I shared a recent adventure with you guys.
Tuesday night rolls around and there are the usual things to do... none of which seem too fun. Sitting at my desk Budget Baller (a.k.a Y-Fab) hits me up and tells me that one of the girls he hangs out with is having a birthday party at Wish later that night and wants me to roll with him. Of course I'm down! So we show up a little earlier at the venue then I usually would (about 10:30) which was all good since we got a table and we were chilling with one of the more reputable club and party promoters in the DFW. I chill for a sec and make new friends with a few of the people that I didn't know already and then SHE shows up at our table. A 5'9 walking talking barbie of a bottle waitress. Seriousely she was easily a 9.3 and I am not generous with my point system at all. I like to maintain a constant theme in fr's so since her and I danced to and talked about our favorite Micheal Jackson songs let's call her P.Y.T. Despite baller's intense glare from across the table and him kicking me acting like he was coughing while saying the word "open" into his hand, I didn't say anyting to or even acknowledge her. I leave the table and try to open a 3 set with some of the weakest shit I've ever come up with... surprise, surprise blowout #1. A little dejected I return to hang out with my friends only to find out we are moving the party. for those of you aren't familar with the landscape There are tables and a dance floor/bar area inside and beds, that's right beds outside where you can recieve the same bottle service outside. In the midst of moving our group I decide to chat with P.Y.T. a little. When we get outside she hangs out with me and Baller for a sec and I neg her a little. Nothing too hard, just a coment about her having rough hands. and then another neg about her being a little tipsy and she should stop drinking on the job. To which she replied "Do you want a shot? I'll bring you one" I was like "Take one with me" and she just darted off. The place was filling up a little and I notice one of my friends (another big time party promoter, we'll call him Thriller). He swings by the bed and starts talking to me and I introduce him to my friends. This guy is a "natural" and claims to know nothing about game, but has heard about me being a pua and constantly drops the language like he's read every book out there. Obviously the girls we are hanging out with don't know anything about me and Baller being into pickup and I can see Baller kinda sweating it. So I pull my friend aside and say to him "Hey I'm proud of what I do but most guys don't advertise that they are into this" He was cool, but something tells me that this guy does it on purpose to try and make me look bad in front of whatever girl I'm out with. One of the girls from our group followed me out there and straight up started hitting on me. Inspite of Thriller's multiple attempts to amog and steal attention from me this girl just kept shutting his shit down and firting with me like there is no tomorow. She kept on calling me her sexual caramel and saying how cute a couple we would make. Just as I was about to get dragged out to the dance floor P.Y.T. comes back. Not just with a shot for me and her, but a shot for everyone in my group and one extra. She also tells us we can use the vip room if we want since it's kinda chilly outside. Birthday girl approves and we're moving the party again.
At this point my confidence was starting get a little higher despite the slow start to my night. Having girls clown a successful party promoter and instead drag you out to the dance floor usually does that for me. I see a cute little girl at the bar by herself and go to open with another situational line I thought of on the spot. She rolled her eyes... Blow out #2
I head back to the VIP area and say to Baller "Man it's just not my night" To which he replies "Fuck it, go DI-RECT dog". I thought about it for a sec. Here I am rolling into a club with just as much social proof as anybody here and I am trying situational openers on girls. It was almost like they were disappointed that I wasn't straight up hitting on them. Kinda made sense.
I spot a hot latina (Dirty Dianna) glancing my way out of the corner of my eye. I walk right up to her and use Baller's pantented line. "I think you're cute" To which she responded "[COLOR=mediumturquoise]I think you're cute too, what took you so long[/COLOR]?" "I just noticed you." "[COLOR=cyan]Hmmn.. I noticed you right when I walked in.[/COLOR]" [COLOR=black]After a little dancing and a quick make out session, her sister started blocking on me hardcore. I told her I had to get back to my friends and started heading back that way. The plan was to bring baller back to distract Dirty Dianna's body guard long enough for me number close. But halfway there a beautiful exotic looking girl with a trendy haircut (Billie jean)catches me checking her out and halfway smiles. "I like your haircut, it's unique" "[/COLOR][COLOR=magenta]Thanks[/COLOR][COLOR=black]" "I'm an artist (which I really am) so sometimes something about people just stands out to me, I've always wanted to paint someone with your look and style". Her face lit up "[/COLOR][COLOR=magenta]Really!, You totally can.[/COLOR][COLOR=black]" I take a quick picture of her and after a little more fluff find out she's a bottle girl at Skybar and she want's me to come out some Friday night when she's working and gives me her number. Focus Ram! I grab Baller and explain the situation to him and he is totally ready to come run some interference for me. So I get back into set with Dirty. It only took a few minutes and we were making out again. Baller tried his best to distract her sis but she really was a bitch. I think even saw her slap Baller's arm while he was taking a picture of me and Dirty Dianne. Didn't matter at this point She was hooked. She called herself from my phone. "do you even remember my name?" I asked her. "[/COLOR][COLOR=cyan]Your name is Papi[/COLOR][COLOR=black]" She said while biting my ear. "Good answer, when do you want to hang out?" "[/COLOR][COLOR=cyan]I don't know maybe later tonight[/COLOR][COLOR=black]" and then her and her group left.[/COLOR]
I was pretty happy with myself at this point and the night was pretty much over, but there was still one goal for the night that had yet to be attained... Our smoking hot bottle service girl P.Y.T. Almost on cue Baller could tell what I was thinking. "Pull!" he said to me I looked at him and before I could say anything he interupted me. "Go!" Without thought or hesitation I walked over to her and started talking. Not really sure what came out of my mouth, but once I noticed her twirling her hair and smiling I knew I was good. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Baller either filming or taking pictures of me in set with her. He's determined to to turn me into the next Mehow (always catching me in set) I swear. Better not dissapoint, people might watch this someday! I number closed her just in time too, because Dirty Dianne was already drunk dialing telling me to meet up with her...
All in all a pretty good night.