Dukes and an almost sex session

[Guest]

Alright, so the day starts. Me and pictureperfect (PP) head out to the mall to do some day game. Things are eh there. I talk to some chicks but nothing worth anything. Well, PP keeps bitchin about my hair being too long and how it needs a cut. So, whatever, we go to some hair place in the mall, its kinda like a wanna be toni and guy. I get it cut, and supposedly it looks a lot better and I am super sexy now. But I don't think its really that different. But alright.

Onto the night time!
Alright, so PP wants to go to dukes, he has like a mad fetish with the place. Im like alright, Ill go, but I'll only stay for a few hrs, gotta work in the morning!!!
Hmmm, so we get there, get a table. We avoid PP's gay stalker (thats a long story, btw). We sit there and get some drinks (and by drinks I mean water because I'm trying to save money)

So, its been some time and I wanna get going (its like 10 or so). I need my beauty sleep. So, PP says he'll get one more drink and we will go. Well, there is a brunette (I will say shes a 5) and a blonde (I'll give her a 7, she's cute) walking around looking for a table. I noticed this and say hey, you guys can sit next to us. They keep walking and I ignore them like nothing happened. A few seconds later they are back and sitting at our table talking to us. So, the cute blonde sat next to me, and PP got the not so cute one (yay!). I need a drink and I'm broke so I make a bet. I run the 5 questions game on both of the girls. Blonde lost the bet, but brunette didn't (I gotta say, that is the first person to every not fall for that...bitch) Ya. so we are talking and doing our thing. Now blonde starts talking and talking and talking and telling me about all these stories and random shit. Like how she got bit by a dog when she was a kid and had to go to the hospital and how bad it was. She doesn't really have much of a job. She doesn't like doggy style much. Then she starts talking about how all angels are male and they can't reproduce (....??WTF?? uh..ok...I think this came from having a "guardian angel" and it saving her when she got bit or something...) I just sit there and say wow really, that is interesting, I didn't know that, even though I could debate religion and how I think its b.s. all night. But you don't do that in pick up, now do ya? I can tell this chick is a freak. She keeps touching me. Lots of IOIs here. She starts tapping her hands on the table and is telling me how horny she is. So I rub her pussy through her jeans for like 5-10 seconds (sorry guys, didnt have the balls to finger her in a restaurant). She gave me a kiss on the cheek somewhere in there and her and her friend are talking about how they want a threeway with our hot waitress (she was a solid 9, and PP got her digits). Then some chick with pink hair comes over and give PP her number (total random fucking chick that we have never talked to or seen). PP makes me jelous, he always gets opened up when we go out. He just sits there and the chicks give him their number!! Anyway, back to the threeway convo. The chicks decide the waitress is too straight for that, so they say fuck that, we need some dick. haha. So me and PP are trying to get these girls over to the house. We are telling em they are drunk and its icy out, we live across the street, they can crash with us. So, the bar is closing up (ya, I was gonna leave around ten and now its two...shit!) so we gotta get. We are driving away and call blonde up. We are trying to get them to come over (if they do, it will be some kind of sex going on for sure, all we heard was how horny they were all night) They are on their way over. PP is giving them directions, but they got lost in our neighborhood. They decide to go home or something cuz they cant find the place. Was close, but no money.

So, to wrap it up, all PP did was sit there. We almost had somekinda weird sex orgy thing going on, but that didn't work out. Then I get to the parents place at 3 am (not fully moved out yet...I'm a slacker) and my mom hits the roof and is throwing dishes around cuz I didn't make the 2 am curfew. Ya, Im glad Im outta there.

Stay tuned for more adventures coming soon...

[Guest]

Nice! Next time perhaps try, I'll ride with her, shel can ride with PP, so nobody gets lost. I don't think I have actually done that but if they are ok with it then logistics work out.

[Guest]

How do you get lost between Dukes and the Dojo? its like 2 turns...

Gettin' in there, you are!

[Guest]

gotta secure the investment! lissen ta vector on this! even if you only ride with them through the parking lot to your car or theirs it still makes them comfy with you and will seriously increase your chances of them coming back to the "dojo"...?

lol