I made a plentyoffish.com account a while ago. I never search for chicks on it, I just log in once a day around 5-6pm to push my profile to the front of the search groups at that time. I get lots of messages and crap, only a few have panned out to be worth my time. One has been entertaining me via text today. Here's a snippet. I'll post more as it happens.
HBSleep: I'm actually at work today! Imagine that.
ME: I bet you're still slackin' though.
HBSleep: Yeah, closing patient files isn't fun.
ME: What do you do? "You can close my patient chart any time!" Damn, that line doesn't work as well as my others...boo.
HBSleep: Yeah may not want to use that one. I work at a sleep lab where they do studies for sleep disorders.
ME: I'm a raging sex addict when I sleep. Fix me
HBSleep: I may have a cure for that
ME: Don't make me blush
I'll see what unfolds here.