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[Guest]

so this is a convo with a girl who i invited through a friend who didnt show up last night and so i decided to fuck with her today. backstory i havnt hooked up with her, only seen her new titties that were recently installed. but i know she is attracted to me on some level.

ME: Would it be mean if i laughted at someone who fell down the stairs?
HB: lol wow! yes u r evil!
ME: U missed the best food ever yesterday, i think i ate too much
HB: O gee thanks for the invite
ME: I did, i told (BEST FRIEND) to invite u, i made fresh pasta and roast, lamb stew, and you would be proud, i made papas con chilis (shes latin)
HB: LOL sweet! So i hear you have a beautiful casa congrats
ME: Thanks, not as nice as a new set of boobs but its awsome. u should come check it out.
HB: Hire me as ur maid on weekends! LOL jk but i would totally do it haha
HB: Your totally right, i love my babies haha
ME: Only if you wear a sexy maid outfit
HB: Deal but the price just went up a lil lol
HB: What have you been up to?
HB: Do you shop at coach? I have a 25% off certificate that i wanted to use but the dead line is coming up n rather put the money towards debts. U want it?
ME: What would i want from coach?
ME: Just lots of work, what have you been up to i havnt seen u in forever
HB: LOL ok nvm just checkin b4 i asked anyone else
ME: a womans gotta do a lot to earn a coach purse, she has to at least be able to do laundry
HB: LOL what r u trying to say??
HB: I was joes bitch for a year! I think i can handle laundry lol
ME: R u dating (HBs Best friend) cousin yet
HB: LOL no he is not my type but real nice guy. Y?
ME: She said she was trying to hook u guys up, so what is ur type
HB idk handsome, inttelligent, good sense of humor, compassionate, family oriented, driven, caring, successful, humble. U know, something that doesnt exist lol
ME: u know whats funny
ME: u just described a nice guy, but u said (BF COUSIN) isnt ur type. Truth is that isnt what you want. You want a guy who will take charge and make things happen, a person who doesnt take no for an answer and knows what he wants
HB: no cuz (BF COUSIN) is nice but not drivin enough, childish, and unattractive
HB: That too but my details description needs to b in the mix as well.
ME: (CHANGING TOPIC) where r u working now? (she used to work for a franchise of my company)
HB: (PLACE OF WORK AND LOCATION)
ME: how do you like it?
ME: People that fit that description like myself are too busy for women, thats why they r hard tro find, it takes an aggresive women to get them (Side note there was an article in yahoo news about it this week)
HB: I like its ok. its a desk job so its easy cant complain but than u for reminding me. Gota look at the sunday news paper to see if i can find a better paying job. nothing wrong with this one, just seeing where the moneys at.
HB: Well right now im passive on that. Just trying to rediscover who i am and becoming and planning out my future n trying to hit it full foce. ive wasted too much time on dumb shit. time to cut my losses n quit cryin about it n change it around
ME LOL i dont know how ppl dont make good money in the cellular industry. u should go work at corp sprint or att they pay well and have bennis
ME: thats a positive attitude to have. and its kinda sexy to hear you say that. im sure everything will turn out alright
HB: ya i probably should but not until i train myself to b a lil stronger n more aggresice. i sed to b a lil beleive it or not. But somehow my dumbass let joe turn me into a lil yes bitch :/ but not anymore. Get a lil growth every day.
HB: Thanks
ME: everything happens one step at a time. so my mom gave me an idea for a great adventure. (shes met my mom)
HB: o really, whats that lol
ME: Sky diving and its offered in like 3 different places.
HB: Damn ur crazy lol
ME: what u dont wanna go?
ME: i thought you were adventurous
HB: nope i would like to live for a couple more years lol
HB: Adventures? Lets try safe lol
ME: LOL it is safe. i want some icecream
HB: LOL ok ill go with u only if i can take a camera n take pictures of ur face as ur falling
I stopped texting she texts me back 5 min later
HB: i hear ultimate electronics people make bank. Think so? im gonna go apply lol
ME: cant hurt to check, what should i get for lunch
HB: Umm Hmm idk some steamed shrimp with butter yumm or king crab legs! lol sorry. Thats what my big hungry self yould get. Ot a subway sandwich, or you could get some cooked sushi
ME: Your a pig! but sushi does sound good, what place do u reccomend
HB: UMM well the place in the mall is pretty good. I think lol or shikis over there on may n memorial
ME: Never been to shikis? whats good about it? ( I HAVE BEEN THERE)
HB: UM EEVEEERRYYYTHING!!!! its a japanese steak house n sushi bar it is amazing, we r talking orgasims in ur mouth!!! lol
ME: OK u convinced me, lets go for lunch
HB i cant its only an hour lunch n it takes me 30 min to get to the north side and back. i wouldnt be able to make it
ME: Well looks like ill be having orgasims alone today
HB: LOL Dont worry u wont even notice im not there lol ur gonna die its so good. call first tho they have wierd hours.
ME: Alright well i better get back to work
HB Alright then. Have a nice lunch hit me up mas tarde
30 min later
HB: Think i should use the coupon n just get a wallet so i dont waste it? or cut my loss n say some other day?
ME: U only live once, but be responsible with ur money
HB: Well that y im askin, cuz im concidering the only live once part n being responsible with money! LOL im gonna take a survey, u first?
ME: My opinion should be the only one that matters lol, coupons come all the time, i say pass unless whatever you buy is going to make u look cuter, if so then buy it
HB: I dont need ot or anything, but of course it will look cuter lol come on Carmel! help me out here! LOL which will it b?
ME Depends on what ur gonna buy, come to penn square and we can shop at 8 if its a smart buy then we will use it if not then fuck it
HB Alright good idea sounds like a plan
ME: See u at 8
HB Okie Dokie

Some critiques would be nice....

[Guest]

I say nice job, can't really think of anything to improve on.

Convo was fun, had some sexy parts, not chump-ish or needy. You showed you had some value by several of your responses.

I'd say she's got some interest in you.