The Gayborhood... for god's sakes

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Gents... I... I uh... kinda got a job in the gayborhood. wierd I know. But the reality is that once im behind the bar there I will be making twice as much as most other bartenders in the more popular bars... and all that aside when it comes to payin bills I'll do what I have to to get paid ;) lol

but seriously, now. I have only worked there one day so far and let me tell you. Pulling real women in that bar is cake!!! i have my own theories here which seem viable but this is how it goes down

Girl walks into gaybar lookin sexy. I ID her, she chats up other guy, then turns to me and her BL screams, FUCK ME. Im a bit taken aback as Im not used to girls being so forward with me. Im used to mostly indirect in the beginning and then Direct towards the end. so I had a problem getting up to speed with her.

Also other girl walks in. Apparently a regular fag hag(chick that likes to chill with queers) shes all on my nuts and Im making out with her in seconds.

So here is the theory. PRESELECTION OVERDRIVE

Im a good looking guy, no doubt. so when the girl/s walk in with a group of queers, who are very friendly with their door guys apparently, sees the looks of desire on the guys faces and then they talk about how sexy I am, the girl then has a newfound attraction based on this preselection.( all of this is thoroughly explained in AFCADAMLONDON's book Attraction explained... READ it!)

so that is my theory on why its easy to get attraction. Now here is my theory on why they are so horny

Last night was my off night. I headed to a friends house since my friend of 5 yrs was in town.... this guy came out of the closet to me last week. Wierd situation but he's actually the natural who inspired me to be such a playboy about 3-4 yrs ago. turns out he likes dick now, but whatever.... So I get conned into going back to the gayborhood... unpaid this time. We wind up @ S4 and it's pretty dead inside. But after the drinks are ordered i turn around and lo and behold, Gold spilled from the sky! I look across the dance floor and see one of the hottest girls i think i may have encountered during PU. well I say that but i think there was nothing good to compare it too. Let me give you a mental image.

the taller one was about 4 inches taller than me with heels. Sexy brunette hair down to her shoulders. Very striking facial features, tits could use a few more digits but the ass and legs and stomach were amazing!!! there was no doubt about that. comparison or not she's fucking smoking !

Her friend Whom I didnt see/meet till later was brunette, not quite as skinny but very very sexy! great tits, great ass, and pretty face. clear skin brown eyes, and above all that she had a secret weapon.... An English accent! its like kryptonite. I have yet to f-close a british chick( well one with an accent anyways) but I vow to!!!

so my male model friend with a newly found fetish for cock assisted me( or shall i say sabotaged me) on this one. I roll up and indirectly open. What time does it get busy here?

they dont know. this is good because it means they dont come all the time which gives hope that theyre not lezzies.

"Ive never been here before and I'm a bit outta my element"

the hot one freaks out in a good way. "OMG you guys arent gay??? OMG Im in HEAVEN right now!!! you guys are so hot! I cant believe you are not gay!! are you sure??"

haha calm down you havent reallly gotten anywhere yet! then I turned and started teasing/ rapport with BRIT. Shes not talking much Im doing everything I can but besides hypnotizing me with her accent shes not and I'm not really feelin it. My friend heads off, prolly to look for guys or something. and then the hotty turns to me and keeps up with the same BS. You are definitely gay, if your really lying im going to punch you in the balls.

if you punch me in the balls I promise to be a very bad boy! I say as i pull her hair.( she was pulling me in and being very forward with her BL again) I got a BT spike but she kept bringing up my friend. then she was like "BRIT thinks your hot what do you think of her?
Very sexy but she's kind of quiet
well I'll fix that shes not quiet. she pulled her friend aside and I went upstairs to meet my friends while the girls went to the B-room. I was already kind of bored with the girls rampant array of mixed signals. Lucky for me there was a drag show upstairs.... lucky for me.... i need a drink!

I head downstairs get a drink head back up then my friends are ready to go dance. I hit the dance floor and immediately begin dancing with the tall girl. she's kind of drunk and not that great of a dancer. i try and pull her friend in but she's not moving. i recognize something along the way has not gone very well so i leave their side not to return again..... Im open to suggestions on how to handle girls being very forward very quickly. Any one with EXPERIENCE pleases provide some feedback for me on this FR.

but back to my theory. In clubs the underlying tone suggests sexuality. IN GAY clubs sexuality is Rampant and you cant keep it quiet tosave a life. After getting blown out of that set I NEEDED to get to another bar. I needed girls to fuck with and most of all I wanted to get my dick wet. It was quite a dilemma and my head still hurts from the disappointment of it all. So my thinking behind the girls getting so horny so quick, was that they might have felt as i did. All that sexuality going around and only so few potential outlets for its release. Theyre amped from the vibe and feel the need to express themselves. SO if I were to master the phase shifts in this setting I think it would be an excellent stomping ground! assuming the sets were a bit more numerable and equally as good looking. I will never not drive myself again!!!

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this isn't the first time that I heard that gay bars were good places to pick up chicks...hmm...

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I head downstairs get a drink head back up then my friends are ready to go dance. I hit the dance floor and immediately begin dancing with the tall girl. she's kind of drunk and not that great of a dancer. i try and pull her friend in but she's not moving. i recognize something along the way has not gone very well so i leave their side not to return again..... Im open to suggestions on how to handle girls being very forward very quickly. Any one with EXPERIENCE pleases provide some feedback for me on this FR.

but back to my theory. In clubs the underlying tone suggests sexuality. IN GAY clubs sexuality is Rampant and you cant keep it quiet tosave a life. After getting blown out of that set I NEEDED to get to another bar. I needed girls to fuck with and most of all I wanted to get my dick wet. It was quite a dilemma and my head still hurts from the disappointment of it all. So my thinking behind the girls getting so horny so quick, was that they might have felt as i did. All that sexuality going around and only so few potential outlets for its release. Theyre amped from the vibe and feel the need to express themselves. SO if I were to master the phase shifts in this setting I think it would be an excellent stomping ground! assuming the sets were a bit more numerable and equally as good looking. I will never not drive myself again!!!
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Yes, Escalate Sir! They are being forward you better deliver it right back. Otherwise you really are gay.

Gay clubs it becomes a matter of abundance. Generally speaking there are few straight guys around. Therefore your value in relation to the other guys skyrockets. Straight guy, gay club, hot girls...you are golden. Plus women lower their guard in gay clubs. They don't have to worry about being hit on quite as much.

Solace you are about to get hit on more than you ever have in your entire life. In fact let me rephrase that. In the next week you will be hit on more than your entire life combined. Unfortunately it will be from gay guys. You are gay bait. Gay guys love guys like you.

Have Fun

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lol!

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yeah pc I was gonna say as if solace is not already gay bait enough lol...