Dallas PUA

Friday

Saw a super cute girl at Texas de Brazil. That sarge was a bit awkward, she was into me, her friends had the "help me eyes". Got her number easily.. She works at Abercrombie. For some reason, she was into me quite a bit.

#-Closes: 1

Went over to Lower Greenville with The Awakened, who is a really cool guy. We sneak into the VIP section, and this girl crosses over this rope into our area, and I stop her, telling her this is the "Very important people section". She qualifies herself. Her friends try to save her by saying "weren't you going to the bathroom?", she responded with "Yeah, but I'm in a conversation now". Tee hee. Kiss on the check (K-close lite) and #-close. She's a art major, and likes the zoo.

#-closes: 2
K-close: 0.5

Danced with some girl, and after we left, Awakened tells me those girls (that I was dancing with) were asking if I was straight or not. (wtf?). So I open this other set with "These girls I was just dancing with asked my friend if I'm straight!? Can you believe that?"

Amy: Well, are you?
WF: Hell no I'm not straight!

We then talk about how I am a queen, and how she knew it. I repositioned BL, kinoed, told DHV stories about how girls are always assuming I'm straight & hitting on me. More kino. More kino. I'm like totally feeling this girl up. My hands are on her breasts. She's IOIing me like crazy. She starts kissing me on the cheek. She asks "you're not really gay, you just say that to get in girl's pants, don't you".

WF: I sure do (kino ass while pulling her into me, then we make out). I get her number, and she insists I call her before she leaves back to college Aug 1st.

#-closes: 3
K-close: 1.5

Went to another bar, and danced with this drunk chick. Her friends saved her, and then I waited for another guy to try to dance with her. As soon as he did, I jumped in between them and pushed him out of the way. She loved this. We made out, and she grinded on my cock for a bit. Then we made out some more. Then her cockblock friends saved her again. My wingman, Awakened tried to deflect her friends, but alas there were two of them.

#-closes: 3
K-close: 2.5

Saturday

We went to Northpark mall. #-closed some pretty young girl (16-17ish), this girl was really into me, and I responded more to what she said. She wanted to go see a movie with us...but that wasn't logistically practical.

#-closes: 4
K-closes: 2.5

We went shopping w/ El Fenix, who was kind enough to help me in the fashion dept. I got some new shoes & what not. #-closed 2 cute girls in the process.

#-closes: 6
K-closes: 2.5

At Blackfin, I #-closed the most boring girl on the planet. Then as we were about to leave, I opened some other girl with "Hey, we're about to leave, but it was nice meeting you. Kiss me goodbye (while pointing to my cheek)". Whateverthefuck, it worked and I'm counting it. Shocked, I immediately tried this again on the next girl I saw....didn't work as well there.

#-closes: 7
K-closes: 3

Bounced to Sherlock's...No success, but I went accross the street to logans, got another kiss on the check from a married girl that said I was "beautiful".

#-close: 7
K-closes: 3.5

--Special thanks to The Awakened & El Fenix for sarging & helping me pick out some sarging clothes.

Westfall d'Anconia

Well played, sir. Love the d'Anconia reference.

I've gotten the "are you straight" routine before, and it always works out better for me than if they had never said that. If you can actually convince them to doubt then they get intrigued and curious, and it's also a damn strong IOI when they just HAAAAVE to know if you are straight.

Hey now, as I recall, the "VIP Section" opener was originally mine. Give some credit where credit is due, man.

TheAwakened wrote:Hey now, as I recall, the "VIP Section" opener was originally mine. Give some credit where credit is due, man.

Oh yeah, it was. That's a good opener, by the way. It's a good way to make her qualify herself to you. I've started doing this more and more.

WF: You're not one of those dumb airhead cheerleaders are you? (said to a girl with a cheer leader shirt on at lunch today) [she was by no means hot]

How's that Fedora working out for you?

Haha, I haven't been out much lately, having a night job is fucking draining. I guess we'll see for sure how it works out this weekend though.

Westfall, are you on sosuave.net under the handle francisco d'antonia?

PersianPrince wrote:Westfall, are you on sosuave.net under the handle francisco d'antonia?

No. What the hell is sosuave.net?

Smashing good read, chap, especially the Gay routine. I'mma file that one away for personal use.

Question though. What are "help me eyes?"