Jaguars
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:13 pmLet me preface this by saying, I luv strippers and the big social party. I am very comfortable in that setting and successful. Definitely more successful than a regular bar with regular girls. lol. Maybe I'll get there someday.
Any hooters............
Last night at dah Club etched itself a spot in my top 5 best nights with strippers(uhhh I mean dancers). I was there with two other players who posessed quality pedigree's when it pertained to matters of attracting the opposite sex. We rolled up about 9 so we could get my usual spot that was always "high traffic"! We set up our mini bar with the Goose, Crown, Jager, and beer ready for biznizz.
Next step was to put my crutches in plain site. I've found that women approach me more often when they see these crutches and strike up a conversation. This turned out to work very well. When they asked why I had the crutches, my first line was I just use these as props so women will approach me more often. They laugh, then I tell them my dad just took the training wheels off my bike and I crashed on the first day. Then they are finding me humorous and I tell them my bike fell over on me while I was sitting on it in the garage. Most of them believed this and when they did I told them "hell no, I'm way cooler than that. I crashed my crotch rocket doing 100mph and lived to tell about it".
It was nice to be able to sit down and not have to navigate a crowd on crutches. My confidence was higher as well.
All night we kept telling these girls we were all gay. So after one would hang out for a while and start doing naughty things I'd tell her she was starting to convince me to go back to being straight! That line of shit got high mileage. Every time I introduced my buddy I referred to him as Gay George. Those hotties loved it.
We played all the tricks in the book and kept the high energy fun level going which kept sucking them in. I labeled our table as the "fun ship" and if they wanted to have fun then they needed to come aboard! I heard numerous times from these girls that "you guys are so fun to hang out with". I can't stress enough how attracted women get to guys that can be humorous and fun! I bet they gooed their little panties!
I ended up getting two phone numbers. While I was working on two others I got accused of being a player. One of the girls I snagged was 19 so i might have to shut that off. But oh how I'd like to feel some tender pooonanny! And her legs were so smooth and sexy......so virgin like! She introduced me to her friend Victoria who is smoking fine and a little older. So I might have to pursue that. I will explore that social circle for sure. Connections, connections, connections!
The other girlI hooked up with was a 32yo Mexican waitress(HB8) that looks like she's 22. She's also a school teacher so I was "hot for the teacher"! I kept getting plenty of eye contact with this girl so I didn't waste time on much bs. By paying attention to eye contact and the vibe she was giving me, I went for a direct approach.
I put her on the spot and asked her if she wanted to go out with me. She said yes with no hesitation, and asked me if I wanted her phone number!!! Suhwwweeeet! I luv it when ho's work for me. I love it when you've got that attraction from the start. You can just smell the sweet pussy nectar!!! :- )
My other buddy got one phone number and a chic that wants to go on his boat.
The third buddy in our group was married so he didn't try to get any numbers but he made sure he used his pua skills to insure a good time!
As you'll see in the pics, I got this little 22yo Barbie doll stripper 2 let me wear her pink feather skirt as my indian head dress. That shit was $$$$$ bling bling. It started attracting all the other girls just as I suspected. One girl told me that the pink feather skirt I was wearing on my head was funny but because of my fun upbeat personality it really made it funny. I thought that was an interesting statement worth filing away.
Then we got on the topic of this Barbie girl being a "squirter" I told her she could squirt all over my face because that shit is fucking hott. This girl hung out with us all night and was leaned back in the chair playing with herself while I'm telling her to make her best "o" face. This girl was pure party girl! And a definite little princess!
And I didn't spend more than $15 on dancers. For some reason I have more success with less money spent hitting on strippers than I do regular girls at regular bars.
Moral of my story: Peacocking is important and use upbeat positive energy combined with humor and you'll be successful! I saw this used with some of the PUA guys I went out with on FRiday nt. You know who you are, you playa's knew what you were doing! lol
Just chillin' til the next episode................
Any hooters............
Last night at dah Club etched itself a spot in my top 5 best nights with strippers(uhhh I mean dancers). I was there with two other players who posessed quality pedigree's when it pertained to matters of attracting the opposite sex. We rolled up about 9 so we could get my usual spot that was always "high traffic"! We set up our mini bar with the Goose, Crown, Jager, and beer ready for biznizz.
Next step was to put my crutches in plain site. I've found that women approach me more often when they see these crutches and strike up a conversation. This turned out to work very well. When they asked why I had the crutches, my first line was I just use these as props so women will approach me more often. They laugh, then I tell them my dad just took the training wheels off my bike and I crashed on the first day. Then they are finding me humorous and I tell them my bike fell over on me while I was sitting on it in the garage. Most of them believed this and when they did I told them "hell no, I'm way cooler than that. I crashed my crotch rocket doing 100mph and lived to tell about it".
It was nice to be able to sit down and not have to navigate a crowd on crutches. My confidence was higher as well.
All night we kept telling these girls we were all gay. So after one would hang out for a while and start doing naughty things I'd tell her she was starting to convince me to go back to being straight! That line of shit got high mileage. Every time I introduced my buddy I referred to him as Gay George. Those hotties loved it.
We played all the tricks in the book and kept the high energy fun level going which kept sucking them in. I labeled our table as the "fun ship" and if they wanted to have fun then they needed to come aboard! I heard numerous times from these girls that "you guys are so fun to hang out with". I can't stress enough how attracted women get to guys that can be humorous and fun! I bet they gooed their little panties!
I ended up getting two phone numbers. While I was working on two others I got accused of being a player. One of the girls I snagged was 19 so i might have to shut that off. But oh how I'd like to feel some tender pooonanny! And her legs were so smooth and sexy......so virgin like! She introduced me to her friend Victoria who is smoking fine and a little older. So I might have to pursue that. I will explore that social circle for sure. Connections, connections, connections!
The other girlI hooked up with was a 32yo Mexican waitress(HB8) that looks like she's 22. She's also a school teacher so I was "hot for the teacher"! I kept getting plenty of eye contact with this girl so I didn't waste time on much bs. By paying attention to eye contact and the vibe she was giving me, I went for a direct approach.
I put her on the spot and asked her if she wanted to go out with me. She said yes with no hesitation, and asked me if I wanted her phone number!!! Suhwwweeeet! I luv it when ho's work for me. I love it when you've got that attraction from the start. You can just smell the sweet pussy nectar!!! :- )
My other buddy got one phone number and a chic that wants to go on his boat.
The third buddy in our group was married so he didn't try to get any numbers but he made sure he used his pua skills to insure a good time!
As you'll see in the pics, I got this little 22yo Barbie doll stripper 2 let me wear her pink feather skirt as my indian head dress. That shit was $$$$$ bling bling. It started attracting all the other girls just as I suspected. One girl told me that the pink feather skirt I was wearing on my head was funny but because of my fun upbeat personality it really made it funny. I thought that was an interesting statement worth filing away.
Then we got on the topic of this Barbie girl being a "squirter" I told her she could squirt all over my face because that shit is fucking hott. This girl hung out with us all night and was leaned back in the chair playing with herself while I'm telling her to make her best "o" face. This girl was pure party girl! And a definite little princess!
And I didn't spend more than $15 on dancers. For some reason I have more success with less money spent hitting on strippers than I do regular girls at regular bars.
Moral of my story: Peacocking is important and use upbeat positive energy combined with humor and you'll be successful! I saw this used with some of the PUA guys I went out with on FRiday nt. You know who you are, you playa's knew what you were doing! lol
Just chillin' til the next episode................