Dallas PUA

Hey guys, on the way back up to Dallas yesterday I was having a text conversation with this chick I just met.

My phone died as I was typing this and I didn't get a chance yet to write out my responses so I figure this would be a good way for people to practice their text game.

This was a real conversation and these are her responses. My responses are blank for the time being, so fill them in with what you would say. Once my phone charges and I have a chance Ill post what I said.

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Her: A Texan and is gal were makin out in the front seat – his girl asked if he was ready to move to the back seat – he said “no”. heavy petting was added and she asked again “Now r u ready?” He replied “gosh no, I want to stay up here with you.”
Me:
Her:?
Me:
Her: y do married me like blowjobs so much……. 15 minutes of silence
Me:
Her: something youll never hear a man say “im lost looks like I will have to stop and ask 4 directions.
Me:
Her: I was going to wait for this one but you asked for it
Me:
Her: whats the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting swallowing and gargling
Me:
Her:ah! That’s just because you haven’t found her yet. I don’t think its soo bad when u have the “one” hopelessly optimistic – hope u have a great day! Im on the look out 4 great legs 4 u 
Me:
Her: The big D – be safe and set ur cruise there will be lots of hwy patrols. Uggh! That did sound like ur momma!
Me:
Her: Nice! Now my panties r damp & I’m stuck at work until 4:30
Me:
Her: I can not today – wish I could. We have safty meetings all day. I am babysitting about 26 linemen. Showing videos and watching them climb poles.
Me:
Her: Ur a little dirty 4 someone who wants 2 go SLOW! R u trying 2 get me hot n’ bothered?
Me:
Her: Not going to do anything? Interesting. I don’t think I have ever had anyone “talk” 2 me that wasn’t “interested” in doing something. This will be like window shopping, get all excited about something u like and go home empty handed.
Me:
Her: talk 2 this guy who – I knew didn’t want 2 fool around! Haha – I was married – u do all sorts of things as insurance 2 keep it FUN
Me:
Her: I may play around a lot as in flirtacious talk – but I have NEVER had sex with someone who didn’t love me & I can count those fellas on one hand. You don’t love me, yet…. So don’t worry – im not going to shove u against the wall and start grabbing your goodies
Me:
Her: Partner sitting up right – me in lap – facing him – full body contact and use of hands. That and I like to kiss
Me:
Her: Im kind of full of myself so I would say a 10 but I was in a relationship recently with someone who didn’t like to kiss or believe in 4 play so my lead up skills may be a little rusty. But practice will cure that.
Me:
Her: That would be great if I were able to see it!
Me:
Her: Yes, watching a man work me over seeing it, feeling it, tasting it, makes me want it all the more! Now, please give me more baby, take it, take my pussy and make it yours! So there!
Me:
Her: No such thing as one or the other! Sometimes u just want 2 grab N go. Others u want 2 make sure not one inch of skin is neglected
Me:
Her: Something ravishing – 2 bad ur missing it.
Me:
Her: Please! Do u have doubts? Im dressed in black – slacks (booty looks good) black jacket – baby pink cami – black bra and thong – 5inch peeped toe heals!
Me:
Her: R u and ur daughters mom still working things out? Do u have a girl? Possibly that hasn’t moved yet?
Me:
Her: Please, I am master of my domain! I was just helping you along.
Me:
Her: The only way u wld know is 2 check and we have established ur a big chicken – so u will never know is I only slighty dampen or if I am full on flood warning worthy.
Me:
Her: R u and ur daughters mom still working things out? Do u have a girl? Possibly that hasn’t moved yet?
Me:
Her: U seem like someone I cld take on the road (whenever u get a day off) I like 2 find fun places 2 eat or state parks 2 tour. I think we wld travel well together.
Me:
Her: Possibly u remember from an earlier text – I like 2 kiss and I need practice.
Me:
Her: Will u be in the car 4 eight hours? Or r u going 2 stay in D tonight?
Me:
Her: Just getting a feel 4 what ur schedule may be like – if u r working tomorrow??
Me:
Her: As far as handle you… U may become so spoiled 2 what I can do 2 and 4 u that u wont be happy with anyone else – so not having sex is probably… best 4 you.
Me:
Her: Im busy this week – my 5 year old nephew is visiting this week b4 my kidos head off 2 their dads. But I may come c u 4 lunch (really lunch) after Sunday?? I will be able 2 work around ur schedule – dinner- sushi at my fav place in edmond! ??
Me:
Her: I can make your smile as big as mine! And u won’t be able 2 help it – u may even pray about it.
Me:
Her: Funny. That’s what I was thinking about YOU!
Me:
Her: You forget? I have my own personal yogi! Bring it
Me:
Her: I love 2 cook. Wld u be the type to cook with me?
Me:
Her: (She sent a picture)
Me:
Her: Awww! But as u said we arnt having sex so 2 inches of grade A or my inability to handle it … don’t mean anything – I like u & 4 now I am enjoying the verbal (texting) challenge
Me:
Her: That might cause a physical reaction that u arnt ready 2 partake – so. I am helping you
Me:
Her Cld u be tempted to work on my back like you started 2 on my leg? I was at the gym yesterday – and mowed half an acre – my back is sore.
Me:
Her: I am master of my domain – but I cld wear gma panties and a pad if ur skills at back rubs wld make me cum! Or I cld pay the 50$ and have a stranger do it again – but I was hoping u were a giver.
Me:
Her: Means – self control – we use it in yoga- form of meditation where u are able 2 maintain focus – when used correctly can also intensify focus and make experiences that much more intense – does that sound honkey 2 u?
Me:
Her: Good 2 know. I have hear of men being uncomfortable with more than a certain amount of wetness – I tend 2 flood if touched properly.
Me:
Her: I thought we were friends – friends don’t give friend hardons unless they can also give u a hand with it!
Me:
Her: I am never afraid – only if there is a huge shoe sale I didn’t budget 4 then I get a little queezy.
Me:
Her: So when u bend me over n make me scream – exactly where r u?
Me:
Her: That’s ok don’t play! I will be home in 20 minutes & unable 2 play – cooking homework n playtime with my little people – I know that was just 2 much sexy talk
Me:
Her: Entering where? Would you go where im hot and wet or wld u surprise me with an entry I wldnt forget
Me:
Her: Thank you! I will use that image later when I touch myself 4 a release
Me:
Her: Grilled pork chops rice – fresh corn on the cobb and chocolate pudding – dinner – if u were my sweetie u wld then finish up the night with the sweet taste of me.
Me:
Her: That’s ok – don’t wish me sweet dreams – I know u wont be able 2 help urself soon enough
Me:

Her: A Texan and is gal were makin out in the front seat – his girl asked if he was ready to move to the back seat – he said “no”. heavy petting was added and she asked again “Now r u ready?” He replied “gosh no, I want to stay up here with you.”
Me: What do a texas tornado and a tennessee wedding have in common?
Her:?
Me: someones losing a trailer
Her: y do married men like blowjobs so much……. 15 minutes of silence
Me: Whats green and has wheels? Grass, ok so I lied about the wheels..
Her: something youll never hear a man say “im lost looks like I will have to stop and ask 4 directions.
Me: Things youll never hear a woman say, “Ill swallow it all… I love the taste” (I know I know…. I shot myself in the foot here. Wrong frame to set…. Shoulda set the “all women love to swallow cum” frame. Fuck. Ill fix it later.)
Her: I was going to wait for this one but you asked for it
Me: Marriage is a three ring circus. Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering
Her: whats the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting swallowing and gargling
Her:ah! That’s just because you haven’t found her yet. I don’t think its soo bad when u have the “one” hopelessly optimistic – hope u have a great day! Im on the look out 4 great legs 4 u 
Me: Ill be headin to Dallas today
Her: The big D – be safe and set ur cruise there will be lots of hwy patrols. Uggh! That did sound like ur momma!
Me: I don’t think of bending my mom over and giving it to you from behind like I do you.
Her: Nice! Now my panties r damp & I’m stuck at work until 4:30
Me: Meet me for lunch
Her: I can not today – wish I could. We have safty meetings all day. I am babysitting about 26 linemen. Showing videos and watching them climb poles.
Me: I bet youd rather be climbing a pole right now instead.
Her: Ur a little dirty 4 someone who wants 2 go SLOW! R u trying 2 get me hot n’ bothered?
Me: Hah im not going to do anything I just like to tease and turn on. 
Her: Not going to do anything? Interesting. I don’t think I have ever had anyone “talk” 2 me that wasn’t “interested” in doing something. This will be like window shopping, get all excited about something u like and go home empty handed.
Me: Whats the craziest thing you’ve ever done?
Her: talk 2 this guy who – I knew didn’t want 2 fool around! Haha – I was married – u do all sorts of things as insurance 2 keep it FUN
Me: Whats your favorite position?
Her: I may play around a lot as in flirtacious talk – but I have NEVER had sex with someone who didn’t love me & I can count those fellas on one hand. You don’t love me, yet…. So don’t worry – im not going to shove u against the wall and start grabbing your goodies
Me: That’s hot! I love bein shoved up against the wall.
Her: Partner sitting up right – me in lap – facing him – full body contact and use of hands. That and I like to kiss
Me: Nice! If you had to rate on a scale of 1 to 10, your kissing abilities how would you rate yourself?
Her: Im kind of full of myself so I would say a 10 but I was in a relationship recently with someone who didn’t like to kiss or believe in 4 play so my lead up skills may be a little rusty. But practice will cure that.
Me: I like when Im able to take a full long stroke. Where im able to slide my hard cock all the way and come all the way back out.
Her: That would be great if I were able to see it!
Me: Oh? So you like watching my dick slide in and out as your pussy is wrapped around my hard cock?
Her: Yes, watching a man work me over seeing it, feeling it, tasting it, makes me want it all the more! Now, please give me more baby, take it, take my pussy and make it yours! So there!
Me: Are you more of a slow and sensual type of girl or a fast and rough fuck?
Her: No such thing as one or the other! Sometimes u just want 2 grab N go. Others u want 2 make sure not one inch of skin is neglected
Me: Youre right. Sometimes a women just needs and wants to be ravished. What are you wearing right now? 
Her: Something ravishing – 2 bad ur missing it.
Me: If you say so.
Her: Please! Do u have doubts? Im dressed in black – slacks (booty looks good) black jacket – baby pink cami – black bra and thong – 5inch peeped toe heals!
Me: Need pictures or it doesn’t count! Panties still a little wet?
Her: R u and ur daughters mom still working things out? Do u have a girl? Possibly that hasn’t moved yet?
Her: Please, I am master of my domain! I was just helping you along.
Me: If you say so
Her: The only way u wld know is 2 check and we have established ur a big chicken – so u will never know is I only slighty dampen or if I am full on flood warning worthy.
Me: and how exactly have we established that?!
Her: R u and ur daughters mom still working things out? Do u have a girl? Possibly that hasn’t moved yet?
Me: No
Her: U seem like someone I cld take on the road (whenever u get a day off) I like 2 find fun places 2 eat or state parks 2 tour. I think we wld travel well together.
Me: Only if we made out. ;)
Me: You know what I like about you? I like that youre fun. You keep things light. That’s refreshing to me. The way you smile is absolutely mesmerizing.
Me: Its weird because I don’t think I have felt a connection like this in a while.
Me: (sent her a picture of myself)
Her: Possibly u remember from an earlier text – I like 2 kiss and I need practice.
Me: I don’t know if you could handle me then ;)
Her: Will u be in the car 4 eight hours? Or r u going 2 stay in D tonight?
Me: Depends why whats up?
Her: Just getting a feel 4 what ur schedule may be like – if u r working tomorrow??
Me: If youre wanting to hook up tell me when and what day and ill tell you what me schedules like that day.
Her: As far as handle you… U may become so spoiled 2 what I can do 2 and 4 u that u wont be happy with anyone else – so not having sex is probably… best 4 you.
Me: Oh really? What would you do to me?
Her: Im busy this week – my 5 year old nephew is visiting this week b4 my kidos head off 2 their dads. But I may come c u 4 lunch (really lunch) after Sunday?? I will be able 2 work around ur schedule – dinner- sushi at my fav place in edmond! ??
Her: I can make your smile as big as mine! And u won’t be able 2 help it – u may even pray about it. (there was a lapse in time here of about 30 to 45 minutes because I was at starbucks hitting on a couple of girls. # closed both of them)
Me: I dunno. I think you may be all talk! Sushi sounds good
Her: Funny. That’s what I was thinking about YOU!
Me: Whatever. I’d bend you in ways thatd make gumby scream.
Her: You forget? I have my own personal yogi! Bring it
Her: I love 2 cook. Wld u be the type to cook with me?
Her: (She sent a picture)
Me: You couldn’t handle all 2 inches of this grade a beef. ;)
Her: Awww! But as u said we arnt having sex so 2 inches of grade A or my inability to handle it … don’t mean anything – I like u & 4 now I am enjoying the verbal (texting) challenge
Me: Aww cute pic. But I said sexy damnit! 
Her: That might cause a physical reaction that u arnt ready 2 partake – so. I am helping you
Me: If you say so
Her Cld u be tempted to work on my back like you started 2 on my leg? I was at the gym yesterday – and mowed half an acre – my back is sore.
Me: I dunno, you might squirt if I did that..
Her: I am master of my domain – but I cld wear gma panties and a pad if ur skills at back rubs wld make me cum! Or I cld pay the 50$ and have a stranger do it again – but I was hoping u were a giver.
Me: What is it with this master of your domain stuff?!
Her: Means – self control – we use it in yoga- form of meditation where u are able 2 maintain focus – when used correctly can also intensify focus and make experiences that much more intense – does that sound honkey 2 u?
Me: Sounds sexual. I like it. No panties. Id want you to drench everything. All over the place
Her: Good 2 know. I have hear of men being uncomfortable with more than a certain amount of wetness – I tend 2 flood if touched properly.
Me: The wetter the better
Me: Still waitin on those pics ;)
Her: I thought we were friends – friends don’t give friend hardons unless they can also give u a hand with it!
Me: Whats the matter, you afraid I wont still want to bend you over and take you from behind?
Her: I am never afraid – only if there is a huge shoe sale I didn’t budget 4 then I get a little queezy.
Her: So when u bend me over n make me scream – exactly where r u?
Her: That’s ok don’t play! I will be home in 20 minutes & unable 2 play – cooking homework n playtime with my little people – I know that was just 2 much sexy talk
Me: My hands would be on your hips pulling you towards me as I am behind you. My cock entering you from behind
Her: Entering where? Would you go where im hot and wet or wld u surprise me with an entry I wldnt forget
Me: Id stick my hard cock in your dripping pussy slowly at first and then faster and harder. After your pussy has drenched my cock with your juices id fill your ass with my entire dick
Her: Thank you! I will use that image later when I touch myself 4 a release
Her: Grilled pork chops rice – fresh corn on the cobb and chocolate pudding – dinner – if u were my sweetie u wld then finish up the night with the sweet taste of me.
Me: Still waiting for that sexy pic ;)
Her: That’s ok – don’t wish me sweet dreams – I know u wont be able 2 help urself soon enough
Me: What?

It may be a little hard to read, the reason that is, is because I am actually having 2 different conversations with her at various times throughout the interaction.

It's kinda like Shaft's Subpersonalities that he uses in person.