Momma says if you can't dance, you can't fuck

[Guest]

Holy shit. So tonight I went to little hole in the wall redneck country bar in Burleson. I used to be in a band that played here on a semi-regular basis. I hadn't been here in about 8 months. So, I'm leaning up against the bar, drinking a beer. The band starts playing a slow song. A slutty looking chick wearing a camo tank top with no bra and short cut off jeans comes up and asks me to dance. I say "ok, I'm not very good, I'm usually up there" (I pointed to the stage. I used to play in several local C&W bands.) We start dancing and she tells me she doesn't usually ask cowboys to dance (I'm wearing Wranglers, fulll quill ostrich boots, matching ostrich belt, gray t-shirt, and a black felt hat). So we dance. After a little while she starts grinding into me while looking me in the eye and tells me, "momma says if you can't dance, you can't fuck". I say, "So what do you think about that?" She ignores it and starts grinding me even more saying, "just move your hips like this". She would also take my hand and rub it against her tits through her shirt!!! Fuck. By this point, I had a major hard on and I'm sure she knew it!! LOL. So the song ends, she asks me if I think she should ask the band if she could get up and sing. She says she's really good. I say sure, why not, all they can do is tell you no. After the band is finighed playing that song she says "wait here". Fuck that. I walked off towards my original spot at the bar. A few songs later, she's dancing by herself on the dance floor, and just looking at me, and I'm thinking "Oh man, this is gonna be easy if she's dancing by herself this early!" Later, she walks by and I ask her if she's going to get up and sing. She says the band told her no. We start talking and I find out she's from Lewisville and is there with her boyfriend!!!!! I'm thinking, "Oh shit, did he see what was happening on the dance floor earlier?" I didn't feel much like fighting and didn't really want to approach the guy since I didn't know if he saw the earlier dancing. So I just ejected and didn't have any more interaction with her. If they were looking for a threesome, I'd rather it be with two chicks. I Opened several other sets after that, but nothing else of much substance. That was my excitement for the night. Just thought I'd share. Tomorrow, I'm thinking about either going to the Cadillac bar on North Side, or going to the Horseman on Bryant Irvin on the West side.

Later,
JB