well me and my brother where stuck at like 11:00PM trying to figure out where to go. So a friends suggested Jaguars. Well ok, never tried strip club game before, so i thought i give it a try.
Walk into jaguars, and the place is PACKED!!! I was thinking that none of the strippers are going to want to sit and chat it up tonight, they can just as easily find a paying customer. Oh well, i walk into the place and this mexican stripper HB8 with 2 ponytails opens the door for me. I look straight into her eye and say HEY (Confidently!) She smiles and says hi back. Just by saying that one word she instantly remembers me, cause she approaches later on this night. (Crazy).
So we walk to find our group of friends. Keep in mind that I'm not staring or scanning the entire room looking at strippers. My head is straight forward the entire time. We get a table on the left side of the stage, but right up front. All my friends have there chair pointed perpendicular to the stage. I have mine parallel to the stage so that im not looking straight at the stage but at the mirror behind the stage. (so i can get a show still, but still not look like the average paying customer
I say stuff like:
"i don't think your my type, but sit and talk with me and you might change my mind."
"Oh i know a lapdance would be fun, you get the privilege of dancing with me." (That might have been too cocky????)
one instance i turn around when she asked if i wanted a lapdance, and i look her up and down, and say i don't think your my type.
she responds by saying: don't look me up and down and then turn me down, that really hurts. you have to get a lapdance to make me feel better now.
Me: well i'm not going to get a dance just to make you feel better, but sit and chat with me and you might change my mind. I'm attracted to personality way more.
EVERY SINGLE STRIPPER ENDED UP THE SAME EXACT WAY! they would say some form of: well if your not sure then im not going to waste my time with you. ( not as harsh but in the same lines as that)
i usually responded with: well thats a chance you should be willing to take, some other bs. i don't remember. either way, they said they come back and check on me later. WHATEVER!
But the highlight of the night was when the mexican HB8 with 2 ponytails came from behind and asked how come i wasn't watching her dance on stage. (which i really did miss her dance)
Me: Oh its you, they got you out of door opening duties i see.
She smiles and repeats the same question.
ME: oh im sorry, was i like the only person in here that didn't watch you dance, I didn't know that it was so important to you that i watch you dance. Maybe next time i'll watch. No promises.
Her: No, its just that i noticed your chair wasn't pointing at the stage and you didn't even look at me. (something in the lines of that, don't remember the exact words)
i just laugh back at her, then she asked if i wanted a personal dance then, in the VIP room.
I continued with the, Ummm i don't know if your my type, sit and talk with me so i can find out more about you. I'm not the same as all these other guys, i like personality too.
her: yeah i know, i can tell from just looking at you, your different from everyone else.
Then i played (what i call it ) The 5 million dollar lottery game. This is how it kinda goes. I ask her, if you won 5 million dollars tomorrow, what is the first 3 things you would do with it.
her 3 things was: buy a house for her mom, buy a house for her, and invest the rest of the money.
From there i cold read her answers with a bunch of bs
example: since she said she buy a house for her mom, i said she really family oriented, and she really close to her mom the most.
Umm the fact that she buys a house for herself says that she very secure with her life right now and how everything is going. Her life is great cause she doesn't want to move or travel anywhere. Most of the time people that want to move or go traveling have some kinda instability in there life.
Invest her money i said: that she really smart, most people never think about investing any of it, they think they can live off that money for the rest of there life. i mean, its only 5 million. That she had previous financial problems and doesn't want to fall into the same kinda trap again.
EVERYTHING I SAID SHE TOTALLY AGREED ON!!! which was awesome for me. I came up with this cause i really liked the cube game, but because of the VH1 show i did want to get caught for doing mystery stuff, or whatever. I only seen 2 shows so i don't know what they talked about on the show, so just to be safe. PLUS i really getting into cold reading.
well after all of this, i told her she should probably go make her money, but if she wanted to sit and chat that was fine too. She said she come back and check on me later. i didn't see her again
Well after my brother and friend where all nicely drunk we headed out to the car. Thats when i see this stripper getting off work........
OK this is part 1 of the night. Its just so long im splitting it up. SO look for LR????? AFTER FIRST TIME TRYING STRIP CLUB GAME!!!!
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