First thing i see when i walk into the bar was the HB6 friend i know. i just turn my head and pretend to be avoiding her. She comes up and hits me on my shoulder and says you better say hi and she gives me a kiss on the cheek. Shes never done that before so i know that she's drunk. She introduces me to her HB8 friend. Which i have met before, but was so drunk that night i didn't hit on her. I just blow past them and me and my friends head to the bar and start buy drinks. Later that night i see the HB6 stubbling around, dancing with the bouncers, while the HB8 was like baby sitting her.
Me: So i guess its going to be your job to babysit her all nite.
HB8: yeah, it sucks
Me: haven't i meet you somewhere before, like che' or something
HB8: yeah! i saw you at karma like 3 weeks ago.
Me: Oh yeah, i saw you all bored, standing around with cindy and her friends. What was wrong? no guys hitting on you that nite. ( i remember that weekend in my drunken state i had neg HB8 about no guys hitting on her that night, or something like that)
HB8: Oh shut up and come dance with us.
i follow, but i take both of them by the hand and lead. i tell them to make a elite sandwich. I grind on the hb6, while the HB8 is at my back. We dance for a while and the HB8 turns me around to dance with her. I could tell she was irritated i wasn't grinding her
Well her friends come along and start talking with her. I didn't want to stand around like an idiot, and i didn't want to see so needy so i left back to drink with my friends.
I did kinda keep an eye on her group, cause they are just a couple feet from me, i see guys hitting on her left and right. Some really drunk guys was grabbing her and forcing her to him. She seem like she didn't want to seem rude so she just plays it off trying to be nice. I end up going over to her again and pull her away from that drunk guy
Me: "dang, guys are getting all grabby with you. WHATS THAT ABOUT?
hb8: I don't know
Me: i don't get it either. Well i don't like to see girls get manhandled so i though i would help out.
HB8: she thanks me
(note: i don't want to see so needy so i just let her go and told her im going to be partying with my friends over there, i plan to #close later)
In the mean time i try another approach. I use the walrus approach, HB7, and she laughs. ( do any one you know how much walrus weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi im elite)
HB7: Is that your pick up line?
Me: no you just look bored and i though i would say Hi. (she just smiles)
Me: So tell me what you think, I have this friend that just meet this girl like 3-4 weeks ago. already she calling him every hour. She obsessed with him already. And He likes her? What should i say to him
HB7: tell him to drop her, She crazy!
me: i know but he likes her, i don't know what to do
HB7: Tell him to leave her, she too attached already that crazy.
ME: your not like that are you, you kinda look like a stocker.
Her: all hell no, i would never!
Me: Promise! if i was to take you out you would get start obsessing.
HB7: No way
Me: well i don't think your ever going to get that chance, i don't think it would work out between us.
HB7: just has a confused face
then i go into the mystery thing about beautiful girls are plentiful and how i like girl with 4 other quality's. But i kinda forgot what they where so i just BS threw it. Something about energy, and brains. i don't remember the others
well she starts talking with her friends and i could tell she lost interest so i just walk off.
Well i just go back to my group and i see the HB8 from earlier drink it up and then i see her making out with some guy. I GoT SO PISSED OFF AT MYSELF! and the next thing i know there group is gone. AWWWWWWW i didn't want to seem i was too much into her, and knew i could easily # close her. It was bugging me all weekend.
WOW, this was alot longer then i thought it would be. And that was just Thursday. There was also friday night game and day game on sunday. If you guys are interested i'll post them too. Or at least the highlights. Tell me what you guys think about the opener and everything. I know i have alot of work but constructive criticism would be appreciated.
FYI: i have made it a new goal to approach at least one new girl every day. So i think i 'll be posting daily. If i don't you can give me some grief about it. My way of forcing myself to do more approaches.
No comments on grammar please, i didn't want to take hours typing this