So we started the adventure out the first Friday here The campus hosted a big social even with a band and lots of activities and free shit. First approach of the day about 1 p.m. since we pretty much slept until noon. After waiting in line for oh I don’t know about an hour it felt like, we achieve free pizza. Walk over to the free tables and of course there’s two shy chicks at there own table really not getting to know any one. Seat Jacked! Open with, You Guys Look Bored….. of course that was easy sit down and play off a few small town jokes that we all share. Ty breaks in on the you already owe me sort of thing. After only a few minutes they have opened up to us and are inviting us to go to some concert with them on the 30th or so. I number close these with the if I’m going to go your going to have to call me and remind me. “Ok that’s awesome well hang out to….” Shes not all to hot probably a 6 or 7 but first set of the night ya know. Number close goes well and we get a few more chances with them later.
We move from then to the hottest set we can find around the place. The UTA cheer leaders suck but there dance team are well we will go with pretty hot.
---Girl on the left is example number one.---
Ok so we get her and one of the cheer leaders who I will just go with is fugly. She’s not in shape and just being a total bitch. To argue about who’s cooler dancers or cheer leaders. Now see its obvious to us that the dancers win but give the lesser team a shot right? Ty wings and blocks off bitchy girl for a bit while I try to number close the dancer.
Thad: So if I’m going to recruit you more dancers like you want me to I’ll have to get your number so you can convince me why I should.
Megan: Oh now that sounds like a bit of a pick up to me doesn’t it ;p
Bitchy girl: It doesn’t matter we have a rule we can’t give out our numbers
Thad: Oh yeah? OUCH!
Megan: No we cant but I can give you my facebook, theres not rules about that…..
Thad: ok I’ll go try and hit up some girls for you and see what I can do.
Megan: ok see you later “insert giggles” (oh and yes number close via face book next day)
Ok so we go from here and wander off a bit when ty sees a set for us to invite…
(insert ty story here)
Me and Thad's roomate are standing in line right behind 1 cute girl and a hotty. After talking to those dancers I was pretty pumped, but thirsty.. pickup makes me thirsty. I get my drink and see a set closeby. I grab Terrel and walk over totally committed that this shit is going to work and open with.
Me: Hey!.. they don't focus all attention on me, so I say it louder with more authority. Hey!!, they turn around and I say which one of you guys dances better? (the dancer girls only had 5 dancers, so we helped them reqruit by sending hot girls over to them. The girls reward ended up getting me and thad's numbers and invited to the party we will hold in a couple of days.)
Them: Well, idk...
Me: Alright, dance right now :p (vacuum)
Them: *feeling super awquard for not dancing* (the alpha of them and the cuter one starts to dance to the music, she's actually pretty decent I was surprised)
Me: haha that's actually pretty decent what else you good at?
Them: blah blah comfort shit, and me relating/rewarding.
Me: Alright I'll tell you what I'm having a party in a few days, but in order to come I want you to do something for me.
Them: What you want? *giggles*
Me: Copius amounts of sex, a new car and one of those cool slinkies they have at the dollar store, I love those things!
Them: haha we do too... (banter stuff that I don't remember)
Me: Alright what I really want is you guys to go talk to those dancer chicks about trying out and I will give you my number and you can come to the party. (the girls are upping my social value for me and also giving the dancers value by them trying out, and in return they get my number.. this shit still doesn't make sense to me, but I think it's fear of loss)
*they walk off and I stand there for a minute surprised at my own deviousness, and go get another drink... pickup makes me thirsty! They walk away from the dancers eventually and come back up to talk to me*
Me: Hey, what's goin on ia sisters!
Them: awesome, so you going to give us your number now?
Me: haha yeah you really helped me out that was really nice of you guys, thanks for doing that for me. I like girls that do nice things for me. Here's my number, *I hug them both bye, gaze into the hotter one's eyes for about 10 seconds and say see you later I call her, she calls me set happy and closed*
Back to Thad:
A little after that we see three black chicks over by the dj spot were the rap music is and start the five mile hike over there. They obviously see us coming and we get ai like crazy. I get to them and they start trying to get us to dance with them. I open with yeah right do I not look like the whitest guy here? “giggles” ok so I’ll tell you what if you guys go over and get an a
application from the dancer chicks and I’ll reward you with getting your numbers.
Sondra: Ok I’ll do it but you better not leave with out us….
They walk off do what ever they do there and then come back to me and Ty hanging with some of the new guys we met and give us there number. I promise to call them as a reward and walk away. Well encounter them later in the episode.
Ok now we get to the next day, pajama party at UTA
First set of the night is a reopen of the black chicks and they open up. I’m sitting there watching some dancing on the stage and they come up to us and start talking girl hugs my lap since I’m sitting above her, kind of nice and a prelude to a later episode. They spend a bit talking and blowing off guys that try for them, there song comes on and they pull us out. Now there are 4 and me and Ty, all kinds of guys start getting freaked out by this white boy cant dance! But the girls are into us… So fuck it! Spend a bit with them and walk off. (Ty: I made them work to show them this “amazing dance I learned” they kept pestering me to do it, so when I felt like it not when they did I showed them “the box” It consists of making a box with your hands to the beat... it is fucking retarded looking, but the girls starting getting into it, like 3 or 4 of the hottest girls in the room all doin it until I suddenly stopped, looked at them and said wow... you guys look retarded and hugged them all. Play hits ensue then lots of sexual eye contact with target chick.)
Next we see a group of 7 girls huddled in a circle eating ice cream, I bust into the group and put my bowl out like I’m sharing the imaginary table. Bingo! Hooked! Start in on the norm and one of the friends starts talking about her being a cheer leader and she can do back flips. I’m cool with it and take that line. Girl gets kind of playful and hits me. I grab her arm and make her flex saying, crap your pretty strong huh? She gets a bit defensive but flexes so I go with the wow so you could hold me down huh? “Um maybe…” I go into the some guy was hitting on Ty earlier and they ask who it was, she says this gay guys name and I’m like maybe. She says I have to tell her later and I’m like ok but you’d have to give me your number for that. OK!!! Get the number and spend a bit closing for a bit of comfort. Walk away and her friend yells….. “DON’T FORGET TO CALL HER!!!!” I say why back flips? No so you two can…. Dies out. I’m like ok I wont
… And walk off.
More to come……
