First FB # Close

[Guest]

Okay so I've never successfully transitioned a # Close from FB. I already knew this girl I just literally haven't seen her for a 5 years (since HS) and I barely knew her then. I get a FB friend request and I immeidately see she has kids, I start teasing her on her wall and that goes back and forth slightly and then I send this message.

[B]I will note, this girl has 2 kids and just recently had her second one a month ago. I think her man left her 4 months ago while she was still pregnant. She's a 7.5, was an 8 back in the day. And the only reason I want to do fuck with this bitch is because she made *one* smart ass comment my way about 5 years ago. I told myself that I *will* game this bitch and come on her face. True Story.[/B]

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Sizzle:I have the best and worst memory of all time. Right now its the latter -- how the HELL do we know each other? I mean, I know I know you, but how the heck did we meet?

HB: Lol I can't remember how we met but you were friends with my cousin Bianca right? I think I met you thru her

Sizzle: Thats probably the most logical answer, but in my mind I'll go ahead and file it under "She used to date my bookie" , since you always had a thing for drama ;)

Oh, and as far as your TV show, I regret to inform you that your show got sold to Telemundo and replaced by "Real Hoodrats of Ft Worth" I did put a recommendation for you so you may get a call on that ;)

HB: Hahah I don't like drama & I am DEF not a hoodrat!

Sizzle: Whatever you say Miss Funkytown! I know your type

HB: You know nothing. You didn't even remember me [B](This is where I thought I lost her, but then I told myself fuck that, I'm blowing my load over her face and decided to barrel thru[/B]

Sizzle: Wow somebody is sure feisty, You got that diva thing going on and I'm trying to figure out if I like or annoyed by it. Some girls are try-hard. >=]

Either way, you're helping me get ready for my fundraiser [I]This was bait, she didn't bite![/I]

HB: Haha noooo you're the one calling me a hoodrat! I'm a very nice person.

Sizzle: For the record I recommended you for a fictional show about hoodrats... so I would say I would have "allegedly" called you a hood rat by association. That's the best I'm gonna do haha

I can dig the whole mommy thing tho-- I just recently became a daddy a few years ago and I kick it w/ my kids all day but when I run around doing the entrepreneur thing I keep em in the kennel all day :(

HB: Oh yeah? How many "kids" do you have? I'm sure you love then dearly

Sizzle: I have 2 and a half, I'm doing the whole custody battle w/ my ex

And yes I do, I take em up to my studio, my clients love them! No quotations needed, until I have my 10 kids (not anytime soon) these are my kids.

HB: Awe I'm sorry to hear that. Custody battles are the worse. 10 kids huh? 2 is enough for me

Sizzle: was totally kidding about the custody battle, she can keep her dog but we do have "supervised play dates" lol My two dogs are all up on my pics.

Yeah I *want* a Baseball team w/ a sub but I'll *settle* for a Basketball Team w/ a 6th man.

Other than poppin out babies what have you been up to?

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She bites and tells me , then I DHV like crazy and end with

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Sizzle:Well hey, you happened to magically catch me on here b/c I'm usually out conquering the world-- but I'd love to continue this, how can we make that happen?

HB: Hmmm well you can text me whenever you're not a busy man! [Her Num]
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Critiques? I think I might have over-negged at the beginning and maybe talked too much

[Guest]

Ummm...

She has 2 kids...

You can do no wrong...

You would seriously have to have negative game to not get the nail.

Have fun busting that nut. I would personally wrap it up twice though. She is a baby machine. Clearly you don't want any semen near that girl. She will slurp it up and transfer it to her puss. This girl will end up having like 12 kids with 7 different fathers.

Don't be one of em.

Other than that I felt like your convo skills were pretty good.