One crazy night.....

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A few weeks ago I was headed downtown to meet a friend and hang out at a luxury lounge. Along the way, my longtime wing called and said he was staying home. I decided since I was almost there to go ahead an go.

I wasn't in the mood to flirt with girls and had no intention of doing so. Well that didn't last long. I walked past two nice looking blondes(HB8's) on my way to order my drink and made sure to smile and make eye contact. As soon as I was in line, they scooted over within about 5feet of me. At this point I knew I had the power! ;) This is why you always pay attention to your surroundings and look for non-verbal cues. The best girls to go after are the ones who show signs of interest from the start. Most guys fail to pickup on these nonverbal clues every single time. They are typically very subtle but when you master detection of these cues, you will put yourself in the drivers seat and not waste as much time chasing girls that aren't into you.

Well as I was standing in line to order my overpriced drink, some mid 50's rich, arrogant, douchebag cuts in front of me and a few others. I wait for him to get his drinks and when he turns around I look him straight in the eye and remind him that the polite thing to do would have been to wait his turn in line.

Douchebag goes ballistic!!! Slams his drinks down and starts shit. By now, we've got a crowd of people circled around waiting for the drama to go down. I remained calm, and stood my ground while he continued to make a fool of himself. His hot looking 20something daughter steps in and stirs up even more shit. Finally the douchebag throws a $100 bill at me while yelling more obscenities. He's one of those guys who probably throws money at all his problems, Those fuckers never have any social skills. Probably bought himself some gold digging bitch for a wife too.

I tried to give the money back to him 3 times and even tried to give the money to his daughter. They refused so I said ok.....I'll keep your fucking money.

Finally the guy walks off, so I turn to those two hot blondes and say "Well ladies..........I guess the douchebag is buying all of our drinks tonight!

That is the only time I will ever buy drinks for women!! haha
I scored major points because I took the high road in this situation. I was looked upon as the "alpha" male because I kept control of the situation and my emotions. I also showed I was strong and didn't exactly back down either. I used my words to kick this guys ass into submission and earned myself $100 in the process.

I get our drinks and end up hanging out with these girls for the next 4hours. (I don't recommend hanging out with girls for such a long time period, but like I said I really wasn't interested in them). Throughout the night several guys approached these girls and I made sure to converse/joke with my competition every time and I truly didn't care if these girls hooked up with somebody else. Again, I scored more points because I didn't show any jealousy. I just rolled with it because thats just me.

Because I couldn't decide which girl I liked best, I decided to flirt with both of them equally. Turns out these girls are sisters!!! It almost turned it into a competition and I had them both working for my affection. Later in the evening the younger one ased me several times if I liked her or her sister. I gave her the politically correct answer. (I refrained from telling her I loved her sisters big beautiful D's that were falling out) She finally made it known that she was going to be the one with me.

At one point her and I are walking to the bathroom and knocked a small table into the pool! lmfao......this was hilarious considering all the stuck up wannabees who don't know how to have a good time are everywhere. When we got ready to leave she goes to pick up her purse and her camera falls into the pool. I decide I better get the fuck out of there before she knocks me into the pool.

I walk her and her sister to the valet area and her sister is going home with some guy she met there. So that leaves me and little sister standing there. She turns to me and says.........and you're coming home with me! (haha dirtee dirtee these girls are. They must have been in some competition!)

I'm like haha yeah right I am going home with you. I told her I would take her home since it was on the way. I wasn't going to let her know I was down with what I knew would most likely transpire. Uncle Howie didn't start playing this game yesterday.

We get to her house, she pushes me up against the kitchen door.....starts taking my clothes off and then you guessed it.........she throws up some last minute resistance and says we can't do this.

I stop right in the middle of boobie fondling with my shirt opened up and junk hanging out and ask for a water in a very non-chalant manner! She gets me my water, I take a nice long drink and she's at it again.

This time its not slowing down. My clothes end up strung all over her kitchen floor as I get led down the hallway to her bedroom.

I have reached a point where I don't care to have sex with every girl I meet just because I can. Been there done that....I proved to myself I'm a badass mother fucker who has some value and can get whatever I want. I also don't want a chic that gives it up this easy because I know there are fellas out there that have got as much or more game than I do(a few on this board come to mind ;-))

When in bed I told myself I wouldn't do anything more than finger this chic and suck on her nice boobies. I made that work for almost an hour. Well you know all of that was just foreplay for her.......she was like some mad raging sex beast craving the real thing now. She proceeds to position her self on me and I tell her "no, were not having sex".

I know I'm a fag but I don't care. When I told her we weren't having sex she freaks out..........I'm sure she either thought there was something wrong with her or I was gay. So I'm like ok.....fuck it.......take this....UncleHowie is gonna give you some. You know how hot it is when a chic has one leg on the bed and the other in the air trying to straddle your white monster??? :D

So the next morning I roll out. I play hard to get for the next 3weeks. Girls work so much harder for you when you put them on ignore and remain a challenge.

So after I couldn't make a date happen with my #1 girl this weekend, I decided I'd take this girl out. This one doesnt even get a phone call.......I got her on texts only. She was delighted to take me up on my offer. However this time I am not going home with her! I don't want this one falling in love with me. I've broken enough hearts and had mine broke a time or two as well.
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Hope some of you younger guys who never post on here picked up a few tidbits and you experienced guys got a laugh as I'm sure some of it sounds familiar.

Keep your pimp hand strong fellas. And one more piece of advice for the less experienced..........quit trying so hard. Never set out with the intention of scoring with some chic. Women want a guy that is different than all the others before you. All those guys before you came across so desperate and needy that they just weren't that attractive. Its really not that hard to stand out in a sea of cock.

Next time you go out, set out to have a great conversation with all the ladies and see how easy things fall into place! And yes now I'll take some of my own advice with this HB9 I would really like to try a solid relationship with.

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Welcome Back UncleHowie...

Was wondering where the real you went.

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Well I went out with the girl that this report was about for the second time last night. I have concluded that she will not get a chance to be my next ex wife! :D

We were listening to a band last night and I commented how good one of their lead singers was. This lead singer was an HB8, petite, cute, kind of Mex/Asian/Black.......who knows. Following my simple comment about her singing ability this chic I am on a date with proceeds to tell me that "ohh I see thats your type"......"You like her". UncleHOwie fucking can not stand when girls act stupid like that. The older I get the less tolerant I am of stupid chic behavior.

This silly girl also found pics of my exwife online and developed the theory that since my exwife had brown hair, the singer had brown hair, and she has blonde then I most definitely must not be into blondes! This came shortly after I complimented her on how great her hair looked. Oh my fucking lord........Stupid fucking silly hookers.

After ordering some drinks, theres a girl with her guy and the girl was checking out my date. When we got to our table I told her that girl over there likes you! haha. My date proceeds to tell me that she isn't into 3somes with girls and that I must be wanting a 3some because I mentioned that. Yeah more stupid idotic chic logic. I did learn later that she had two 3 somes at some point with two different guys.

I can't stand girls who dream up stupid theories based on the insecure bullshit that runs thru their pea brains.

I think I'll say my most favorite word in Ho'Business........NEXT! :D

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My word, that same exact thing has happend to me. I'd share some wisdom but I didn't handle it well at the time.

Maybe next time I'd say...

HB: "oh you only like girls with blond-brunette-red hair"
Grimm: "yup... hey don't worry, I'm in to you for your tits not your hair. Yee haw."