A couple of weeks ago...

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Sorry guys I woulda posted these questions sooner but it took a while to get lounge access. Anyways I wanted to tell everyone it was a fun night, and I'm ready to get down again.

One problem I had that night was with the so-called "shit test". I must have missed it in when I was reading MM or any of the other books I read, but fuck I didn't know what to do when I got shit tested by a couple of chicks.

First of all, I was field-testing a nuclear bomb opener that prodigy explained to me would either be a great big success, or a great big failure.

The "Do you like porn?" opener.

For me, it seemed like in a two-set the target is almost immediately upset, while the friend is always interested.

But I really didn't know what to do when shit tested. Now, from reading a few forum posts, I guess the general consensus is to ignore it, and move on with the routines?

I guess as long as one is angry, and one is entertained, they're still entertained, am I right?

But fuck a shit test. That shit left a bad taste in my mouth.

(also the group explained that on that particular night the girls at sherlocks were actin funny, so it coulda been that too. or my black eye.)

Either way, I number closed with an overweight HB -23 that told me to call her at 2:00A.M. and to "bring condoms".

We can thank santa claus for that fucking bullshit.

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Retro, tWas a fun night!

When handling shit tests, the first step is to identify them. shit tests exist because women are testing your congruency. To women, if you're not congruent, you're a liar. If you're a liar, what have you lied about and how can she trust you? (simple explanation, I'm typing this on my phone).

Ignoring them is an option, but typically, I respond with something cocky funny, that tends to work well for me

I suggest you google it and there will a ton of information out there on how different people handle shit tests, but sucessfully handling them is key in your success of the game.

Keep at it and you'll come around.

Prodigy.

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[QUOTE=retro;34224]Either way, I number closed with an overweight HB -23 that told me to call her at 2:00A.M. and to "bring condoms".[/QUOTE]



Hey man, we've all been there. I'm sure every one of us has number closed, or even worse fuck closed, a few fatties and common stock pigs in our day. It just sort of goes with the territory.

As for shit tests, Prodigy gave some good advice. The key with shit tests is to not be fazed by what they've said. If you get a shit test, you need to come back with something fun and witty to diffuse her 'attack,' for lack of a better term. Understand that sometimes the only retort to a shit test is to ignore it and move forward. Girls will constantly test your will and will shit test you mercilessly in the beginning. Generally speaking, the hotter the girl, the more shit tests you get and the longer you get them. I've had chicks shit test me for weeks before she was sufficiently satisfied that I wasn't a big old pussy. And, let's be clear, that's what a shit test is all about, testing your manhood.

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It's their evolutionary BS detector to see if you buckle under a little bit of pressure from her, how are you going to defend her and the offspring from the mastadon attack. :)

The beauty of these is that once you pass them, you can literally see their eyes LIGHT UP and the set can just open open up like legs on prom night (unless you were afc like me).

Ignoring works well in a pinch...but a good witty retort always is good as well. Biggest thing is don't become apologetic or "get back on your heels" so to speak. Maintain the frame and control. So to use your example, say she responds to your opener you used with "what are you some kind of creeper?" type of reply...last thing you want to be doing is say oh i'm just kiddin, i'm sorry, get ruffled.

edit: oh... these should be a key focus, since shit tests are really just a warm up for betatisation tests/attempts you will get in LTRs. Good skill to focus on early.