Last night, I think maybe it seems that I trampled a set. I'm not sure which one of you guys were running the set with the red head/brunette and the blonde, but I think Pictureperfect and I inadverently stole them from you.
I assure you this was not my intention at all.
This is what I remember:
Unknown PUA was talking with HB Red Head/Brunette, while HB Blonde was sort of staring off in space. They were at the upstairs bar on the small section closest to the bathroom on the corner. The physical positioning was this:
Starting from the side closet to the bathroom:
Unknown PUA
HB Red Head/Brunette
HB Blonde
Then, there was no more room at the bar.
And, Bull Run standing in the space between the bar and our carved out standing area which the back of the partition to the boothe.
For the life of me, I cannot remember what I said to the HB Blonde. Most successful pick ups work this way for me. But, we started chatting and she opened up to me immediately. My guess is that HB Red Head/Brunette either noticed the change in her friend's body language OR over heard something I said. When she turned and saw me, she immediately jumped in my arms.
No joke.
Never before have I had a woman open so overtly and strongly towards me, and she wasn't even my target. Fuck, neither one of them were. I was just being friendly.
From just visually looking at these two, they both appeared to be FAT. Or at least they seemed to be hiding some cushion. Seriously, they were both wearing tents, which I just don't understand, but whatever. Actually, PP and I both called them out on their horrible outfit selection. Mine went something like this:
Bull Run: Who would you rather fuck? Brad, Angenlina, or Jennifer?
HB Redhead/Brunette: What?
Bull Run: Yeah, why the fuck are you wearing a tent?
HB Redhead/Brunette: *Acting shocked*
Bull Run: Seriously, come here...*then I pull her close to me, turn her around, wrap my arms around her and say*...I mean, you've got a nice body! Why would you try to hide it from me? *I said this while acting poutie...then I gave her a sad look*
HB Redhead?Brunette: You're so sweet...
Bull Run: Yeah, well...when you get home, burn that thing...or just donate it to some poor African country, an entire family can live in that fucking tent!
Anyway, if it weren't for the fact that she jumped in my fucking arms when I first met her, giving me the chance to feel her body, I would never have stuck around. And, I did a feel test for PP on the HB Blonde before I made introductions. She, also, had a deceptively nice body. And, after talking with PP this morning, I realize that he had the same kind of talk with his lady..."WTF are you wearing a fucking tent!?!?!?"
So, how does the FR end?
Well, PP, as is custom with that fucker (NBL bro!!!), pulled. And, not like an Afterlife pull...a bonifide, get your dick wet kind of pull.
I, on the other hand, did not get my dick wet. I took HB Redhead/Brunette home, with the intention of going balls deep...but, alas, I grew a conscience for my failing LTR and decided to respect our arrangement, even if it is on life support. Instead, I respectfully dropped her off and said good night...
HB Redhead/Brunette is definitely someone I would see again, and could see again, she's already texted me this morning. Not sure how this will end...
Anyways, the long and short of it is that I unintentionally blew out a brother. HB Redhead/Brunette did get uber excited when she saw me...this is true...but, I could have stopped her right there.
Alas, this is one of the pitfalls of sarging in big groups...