Text Game

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I recently had a successful text message session with a girl so thought I'd share in hopes that it would benefit some of the newer guys.

Ok so this mystery girl I haven't ever talked to sends me a text that was intended for someone else a few weeks ago. And she does the same damn thing a second time just yesterday. So the player in me comes out and I can't just sit there and not throw some game down on her! :-) Yeah I got no clue what she fucking l(o)(o)ks like but I'm willing to take my chances and I enjoy laying game on girls anyways.

MG=Mystery Girl
UH=Yours truly, uncle Howie

DAY 1:

Mg: Hey hey wut do u say?

uh: Hey hey u! I say rock rock!!!!

Mg:Oh my that is so cute! :-) I was meaning to text Matt. got a new touch screen phone still learning the keyboard.
mg: Curious you are a guy right? gotta make sure :)

uh: yeah I'm one of the best there is

mg: What are you up to tonight? (uhmm at my girlfriends house!)

mg: The BEST, huh? I think that remains to be seen.
mg: so Mr. big stuff....who do you think you are?

uh: I am captain fun times. I sail the fun ship. Who r U?

mg: You are too much! I can't help smiling at your text:) how did you get so cute?

mg: I'm a sailorette in search of a fun time. Heard your ship was the place to be. Need to see myself before boarding. (She's indicating interest here)


DAY 2

uh:Wut up sailorette?

mg:Nothing much captain just took a shower. Getting ready. What about U?

uh: at the gym trying to keep these cougars off me! lol u must work at a club just now getting ready????

mg: Oh captain, don't be 2 hard on those cougars. They're just looking for a fun time....and what woman can resist a man in uniform? Now, exactly what do you do?

UH: When I'm not sailing the 7 sea's I jump out of cakes at bachelorette parties! I suspect you were at one of my parties!!!??? (I'm trying to set the sexual stage here)

mg; Damn you are too much! If you are half as cute as your text.........you are in! (she wants me to qualify myself...hahahha nope!)

uH: haha gracias chica. yeah but just not any girl can board the fun ship. we have standards and a constitution we abide by.
( I flip it around on her)

mg: I might have been on the fun ship but I will never tell. I do have a sweet tooth :)
mg: Oh really!!! And what mite these standards u talk about be?
(When I told her that I had standards, I knew she'd call me out on it...women always do! So I couldn't think of anything funny to say so I just ignored her question)

uh: the Captain never forgets who has been on his funship! I bet u tried to sneak onboard and uncle vido caught u.
mg: Oh I wouldn't need to sneak :-) I just smile cute and wait for an invite :) (hahah you better hope your cute and fucking hott!)

uh: ahh very charming! but it takes more than that 2 come float on my boat! Many b4 u have tried. So tell me the official drink of the funship and u might stand a chance??? ( I complimented her in hopes of encouraging more and once again I am wanting her to keep qualifying herself. )

mg: Sorry had to run. I know your fly but don't buzz off. U gonna be around in a couple hours to continue this game of Twister? See if were both standing in the end.
Mg: maybe we can become shipmates ;-) (This girl is trying so hard!!! she's coming across a little desperate)

uh: I will be busy swabbin the deck and refilling the vodka vats but we can play later. Naked twister sounds good if u look good! (She mentioned Twister earlier so I just changed it to Naked Twister....I'm trying to promote a sexual vibe here and bring out her naughty emotions)

mg: Yo ho ho naked you say? Naked is my specialty. yummy.... But this gal has her standards too :)

uh: haha wuz ur myspace? (My dick wants to know if it should get hard or not. This chic wants on board but I need to see what she looks like)

mg: I could tell u but then I'd have to kill u. But for real I'm not an online type of girl. I can send some pics if you let me know how old you are.

uh: old enuff 2 know how to satisfy a woman....young enuff two keep them wanting more. (I rarely like to answer them straight up, they like it better when you are a challenge and its playful. Plus i didn't want to ruin my chances)

mg: The pleasing a woman part I believe. U had me smiling from the start. As for if your old enuff I'll be the judge of that. not into younger guys and don't want to date my grandpa lol.

mg: I'll kill you with cuteness!

uh: kill me huh? So u got the looks that kill??? And poor grandpa doesn't stand a chance huh....wutever! Guess my age??(I'm trying to figure out what age she is looking for)

mg: oh I see the guessing game. I say 28...am I right....if not plus or minus.

uh: Nice... I am blahblahblah years old. and u? By your personality I say 36.

mg: I'm 26....guess I won.

mg: why did you say 36? (here she is again calling me out on something I said wanting to know why why??? lol)

uh: well my magic ball tells me ur confident, strait up, and fun. That comes with maturity and being 36. U got sum skills......u mite be worthy of the fun ship.

mg: U got all that from a little flirting. I'd say u do have some magic balls LOL

uh: Yep and I was rite...........

mg: Right on....right on.... U might just have to teach me how to use the magic balls so I can do that.

uh: lol silly girl...so where did u get my digits?

mg: I told you that already......is your memory fading grandpa?

uh: yeah yeah and thank god for all that viagra I just took. wow you should see it!!!???

mg: lol ur so cute!!!!

uh: yeah and you got a little game sunshine! I will give ya 2 points for that. At sum point I will need to know what u look like. I got burned there one time.

mg: I won't dissapoint..... I will send some pics real soon.

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This is typical text game I run. Its light, playful, and nothing serious. Here I took a girl that has no clue what I look like and built attraction! This is a good example of what can be done when you say the right stuff to a woman! She already sees me as "cute" in her mind! I tried to lead the majority of the conversation and did. I constantly made her qualify herself to me. I've got her working for me, not me working for her!

So I'll wait for her to send me some pics. I suspect she's not hot enuff for my standards....she came across as trying too hard and most hotties I've gamed dont produce that vibe. We'll see!

Thoughts, concerns, advice, whateva throw it out there my biznatches!

[Guest]

That was smooth grandpa.....do keep us posted on how it goes from here...

PS: would like to see the pics too ;) n im sure its not just me

[Guest]

I applaud you sir. Very nice.

Like you though I doubt her cuteness. I predict a slightly overweight 7 at best.

Hot girls never text like that.

Keep us posted as I am now curious.

Goodluck

[Guest]

good stuff. nice text game regardless of how she ends up looking.

[Guest]

Well she sent me some pics and wanted to go out..........she's petite and cute, about a HB7.5, but not exactly my type.

6months ago I would have went for it, but I'm a little more selective these days.

[Guest]

Wow Bravo Bravo!

That was some awesome text game there Grampa! :)
It really helps to see good text game in action.
I hope there are.more FR's like this to come.

There's a lot to learn from FR's like this...