Props To Solace--First BJ Close!!

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OH MY FUCKING GOD.

Wow I really can't imagine what just happened. I saw a girl sitting down in a mall, and I got a BJ from her 2 days later. That's MFing epic. Well thanks to Acuity for opening the set. Props to Solace for guiding me. Here is the story.

Me and Acuity walking through Stonebriar. It's a pretty shitty day. All the 8+ are with their moms. Everyone else is too old or too young. Luck never seems to swing our way during these outings. So we decide to fuck AA, if we see even a decent set, we approach. Next two minutes we find a seated two set. Acuity opens with "Hey, I'm trying to get this girl a gift for Christmas do you think Twilight would be a good book to get?" They go crazy over Twilight, it's like the best thing ever to these two girls, they start shaking. I'm afraid we might need a paramedic or something.

So we delve into other conversation, I call them powerpuff girls. And they flipped shit haha. They tried to bust me for watching that show, but I kept rollin with it sayin that they must have fights all the time. And Buttercup is always pissed at blossom because she takes all the men haha. buttercup didn't like me... "I get all the men I want." Just then Mojojojo A.k.a. male chode who is getting jacked sits down next to buttercup. He gets outplayed by me and Acuity and kept trying to say stuff but either A) it would be directed at me in which case i would be like "cool dude" and plow or B) it would be directed at the girls in which case i would let it get really silent for a second then burst out laughing at what he said. He was smiling to hide his tears.

I close Buttercup and Blossom. Text them in 2 days.

First is Blossom.

Skepsis: Hey Blossom! How was your thanksgiving?
Blossom: Who is this??
Skepsis: Are you serious? How many guys are there calling you a powerpuff girl??
Blossom: Oh this isnt Blossom...she gave you my number because I gave an ugly dude her number once...
Skepsis: Wow that'll show those pesky guys... Are you a lesbian?
Blossom: Stop texting me.
Skepsis: K BYE!

And then I hit the jackpot.

Skepsis: Buttercup! Haha fighting crime?
Buttercup: Close. Eating taco bell.
Skepsis: Hahaha nice sugar, spice, and... tacos?? I had a crazy day today
Buttercup: Why was today crazy?
I tell her about my home movies and how when I was a kid I would fall down on purpose for... various reasons..
Buttercup (at 11:47 p.m.): Thats crazy! You serious?
Skepsis: Oh noo its you! Damn and i was just about to get the sleep...now ill be up all night
Buttercup: Awh im sorry!
Skepsis: Haha its just last time a girl texted me this late i dreamt she drove over to my house and just stood at my room doorway for about an hour. I thought she was mad.. haha wtf?
Buttercup: Oh goodness. Well. One im not crazy. Two. Idk where you live. Lol.
Skepsis: Well then i guess you will be in nicer dreams then =)
Buttercup: Haha. Hope so. Lol.
Buttercup (The next day): I didnt end up in a bad dream of yours did i?
Skepsis: We are going to have to talk about those naughty things you did to me in my sleep ;) (credit solace)
Buttercup: Haha. You wish. :)
Skepsis: Well I'm meeting my friend at starbucks at 530 but we should meet up before that..itll give us a real cozy atmosphere and i can drink my coffee while we discuss
Buttercup: Haha =) k

Logistics get set and I'm in for a day two. Mainly we walk around and shop a little bit at stonebriar. I'm leading her around tho and pushing her into stores. Asking her opinions on different things and getting a feel for her. Basically I found out 4 really crucial things.
1) she "used" to be a slut
2) she drinks alcohol.. a lot...
3) she is single
4) she is mad at a "nice" guy. I figure this means shes pissed because she likes a guy but he doesnt have the balls to make a move.

So we end the date with hug. And I tell solace the above info. He immediatly smacks me via text message. Sends me to the floor with some blood dripping from my wound. Ouch. He tells me to invite her over asap. He says "Be her savior! She's tellin you to have balls and fuck her brains out!!!!!!" So clutch money.

So I text her about 2 or so hours after our date...I'm still fucking clueless... As I'm talking to her I'm forwarding all my messages and trying to figure out what to say hahaha. it worked though.

Skepsis: Hey you..wow the craziest shit just went down
Buttercup: What happened?
Skepsis: I went to blockbuster and there was such a long line I had to fight people to check out!! I almost got punched in the face.. Its movie night tonight tho. come over i have this bitchin home theater you have to check out.
Buttercup: Thats ridiculously crazy!
Buttercup: Awh. I totally would but im on my daddy daughter date right now.
Skepsis: Well if your daddy date doesnt last too late then you should head over anyways. But dont come over at like midnight haha keep it reasonable :p
Buttercup: Lol. I will keep you posted.

So she comes over. Solace tells me to throw her on my couch and sit next to her. When she gets over I'm like.. How the fuck am I going to "throw" her onto my couch? I end up like pushing her kinda onto it.. More like shoving her out of the way so I can reach my DVDs.. lol? It worked. about 10 minutes into the movie, i put my hand on her thigh, she is into it. I look at her. She looks at me. First kiss... Magical... Escalation Vin DiCarlo Style. And BJ close for the night. We are saving sex for another date =)

This is pretty fucking momentous for me. First BJ close! From one of my first day 2s that I've set up! PUA is the best fucking thing ever. PERIOD.

Thanks to Solace and Acuity for this one.

<3

[Guest]

HAHAHAHA Nice!!!

Was it any good? Oh by the way your parents are down with you bringing chicks over??

[Guest]

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Oh by the way your parents are down with you bringing chicks over??
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I was wondering the same thing. This is the reason I am moving out of my parents place, it fucks your logistics up big time.

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All the 8+ are with their moms.
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Is that 8 on a scale of 1-10 or 8 yr olds? Haha.
I have noticed most mall chicks are too fucking young, but where else are ya gonna practice day game?

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How old is this chick?

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Congrats!

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DUDEEEE!!! haha u didnt tell me she ended up coming over! U jus made my day son!

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Alright to Acuity and Just/Us.. My parents never know that I bring chicks over haha. I have this room above my garage that I can access without my parents knowing. You see.. the rest of my house is set with alarms on every door and window, but being the total fucking nerd I am, I changed the system so it wouldnt trigger when I opened the door to this room. That way, if my parents try to enter, they first have to turn off the alarm to pass through the garage, giving me time to throw a girl into a cabinet and act like im watching a movie.. alone...

To playercool, shes 17, but I'm 17 too (for anyone who doesnt know) so it actually works out

It was amazing. She is pretty good, actually. She wasn't lying when she said she used to be a slut either... Even though its kinda creepy and this is probably too much detail, she like slobbered on my dick and make groaning noises.. Hell, it made me last longer because the whole time I was trying to hold back my laughter instead of my jizz. lol.

And total props to solace. Yea man, my phone shut down like 2 minutes after she told me she was coming over, so I had to like throw so much shit into every available place that she wouldnt see... I had so much crap just lying around haha. I was going to text you, but I figured you might get a kick out of seeing it here =)

Once again, thanks to Acuity, Solace, and this forum.

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[quote1228177884=Skepsis]

To playercool, shes 17, but I'm 17 too (for anyone who doesnt know) so it actually works out

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be careful soon as you turn 18. There are some crazy horror stories out there.

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Since I prefer to judge a book by it's cover, it seems as though Solace gave you head.

True or False???

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I told you she was gonna be a freak!!! ya dude I had that problem once
one of the girls we brought back with us from thoth one night thought she could get me off with a BJ(its never happened) I was in the back seat of my friends beamer and some guy we didnt really know was riding with us. she didnt give a fuck and sucked me off all the way from dallas to Arlington... But the whole time I couldnt stop laughing. No one in the front seat knew until i slapped my buddy on the back. Nobody could stop laughing the whole time! imagine my discomfort... but she kept on keepin on! lol i love sluts!