(girl standing near table)
Me: So are you standing near our table waiting on a friend or do you just think I am hot?
Girl: I am looking for my friend and I don't know where she is
Me: well I guess you can sit down with us but try to keep off me
Girl: Alright (sits down)
Girl: You are so cute but you are for sure younger than me
Me: I know a guy thats like 65 and is 15 at heart you know? Also I may be younger but I could teach you a few things. Lets go out to my tricycle and I will take you to a lemonade stand or two.
Girl: lol I doubt you could teach me anything
Me: Has a guy ever kissed the tip of your nose? Has a guy ever kissed your hip bone
Girl: Yea everyday (sarcastically)
Me: don't try and hide the fact that you are attracted to me
(girls friend shows up)
(come on XYZ (I dont remember her name) let's go)
(girl doesn't leave)
Girl: you know you are pretty smooth for a guy, like you have pretty good game
Me: Yea don't try to act like I am hitting on you especially after your friend tried to get you to leave and you ignored her
Girl: no I mean it you are pretty good
Me: no I mean it you ignored her just admit you want to stay with me
(Girls friend comes back)
(come on XYZ lets go!) (This would normally be considered a cock block but I was really just gaming this cougar for fun so I didn't try to fight it.)
Well guys theres the convo I had with a girl that was very in tune with the game and also I knew she was in tune with it and I called her out on her shit too lol.
I also opened probably 7-10 sets, danced with about 5 girls, could have closed for sure about 3. Pretty good night. Hope you guys did just as well.
Decided to post another convo as well
(Girl walks by behind me)
(I booty bump her)
(she booty bumps me back really hard and actually knocks me off balance )
(a few drinks were involved honestly)
(cute blonde oversees the exchange)
Cute blonde: damn that girl booty bumped you hard, want me to go beat her up
Me: she had a little junk in her trunk but its my fault
Blonde: ???
Me: I am sexy she probably couldnt resist, I am used to it.
Blonde: lol, I have some junk in my trunk too
Me: Whatever I could handle that its me you would have to watch out for! Grab it!
Blonde: (grabs my ass)
Blonde: Whatever mines better (she turns)
Me: (I spank her ass)
Blonde: lol
(my wing is cracking up by this point)
Me: yea too bad but I am not going to stick a flag in it and claim it as mine yet
Blonde: What why?
Me: I don't think you deserve it yet, for your ass to be part of my territory
(I don't remember the rest but it basically ended in her flirting with me whenever I saw her the rest of the night)
See a really hot black girl, in really short shorts, nice ass, gold earrings, gold top, gold shoes (high heels)
Me: I've gotta say that your shoes are pretty stylish, I am not gay but you were actually able to match the shoes to the earrings and the top. I am impressed
Girl: Lol thanks! but they are not very comfortable
Me: Well usually looking good for women's shoes is not comfortable
Girl: Lol true!
Me: Well I have got to go but if you see me on the dance floor I will be the guy with the beyonce moves
Girl: (laughing) bye!
Later met up with her and got my dance on, I could have closed her most likely though I wasn't really in the mood to night to go for it.
*note* I drank a bit tonight these are the conversations as I remember them. Minor details might be left out and I opened way more sets than this. These are just the ones I remember at all.