Cougar Attack at Lift.

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So there I was with my back to the bar, laid back with my crutches in plain view and along comes two girls(HB8.0 & HB8.5) wanting me to take their picture. So I am happy to take their pic. I tease them while they are posing and tell them a couple lines like (oh yeah make love to the camera ladies, you 2 should act like your kissing each other, show a little leg, etc.). I tell them how much fun it is to photograph them in a flirty voice. Then I tell them they need a picture with me in it and I get my wingman to come over and take the pic. I pull out my own camera and get pics of everybody as well.

HB8.5 then asks me why I had my crutches? I told her I use these as props because I’ve found girls approach me all the time with them. She laughs, then I tell her: no seriously I fell out of my sex swing! She gets a funny look on her face and smiles so I ask her if she has a sex swing?? She says no, I say yeah but I bet you have a stripper pole don’t you. Ha ha you’re funny.

After the photo shoot was done, I am getting major ioi’s from the HB8.5 and a few from HB8.0! So I just roll with it and throw a little kino down on both. So the HB8.5 starts to reciprocate and come on pretty strong. She’s got her body against my side and hand on my chest!!!!$$$$$!!!!!!! Bling bling. Ca’ching ching!!!! As the convo continues, shes talking to me about 1” off my face. My wheels are turning now. I’m thinking this chic wants to fuck tonight or she is really into me and wants a new boyfriend.

She pulls out her i-phone and shows me what she L( . )( . )Ks like in a bikini. I am impressed. I make sure to ask how her and her friend met. She tells me the HB8.0 is her best friend of 20yrs. So I make sure to deposit into her mental bank account as well.

HB8.5 and I played a fun round of the age guessing game. This girl looks 30ish and is actually 40ish. She kind of looks like the typical north dallas hottie with a hint of party cove girl! She’s definitely “main stage material”! She works out, nice hair, fine body, flat stomach(I felt it), sexy nails, fake boobies that she is comfortable with, & tan!!! Were talking 120lb spinner material here with some sexy curves top to bottom.

HB8.5 then gives me her biznizz card and all her contact info. I tell her homeboy and me need to meet up with some other peeps so we got to bust. That was total b.s. but I needed to reinforce the fact that I am Mr. FunTimes. And when I was gone she wasn't going to be having as much fun. I tell her that I’d like to see her again and go in for the kiss close!

I look right into her big sexy eyes and go straight for the lips. I figured if we locked lips & got dirty then that would tell me she was looking to get it on that night. If she gave me the cheek then she was more about something at another point in time. I kissed her cheek and went to the next location.

I found her myspace and she’s already got our pics up on there and I’m on her top friends list………hahahahhaha $$$$$$. She won’t be on my top friends list until she earns it fo’chur.

I don’t know how many of you go to Club Lift downtown Dallas, but every single time I get lucky there. Seems like there is always more women than men. A lot of the guys there are pretty much chumpy. They make the best crown & cokes in Dallas.

Its great when you get rewarded for your efforts in this game. Had a freak'n blast!