LR: HBJLo ass

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After experimenting with mixed results from direct game during day time sarging, I found myself at the bank. I was walking through the doors when I saw a 7 with JLo’s exact ass and amazing legs. We’ll call her HBjlo. I decided I should go indirect with her since I saw a bunch of AFC’s in line behind her catcalling. She had just gotten her money and started walking out the door, so I started walking out the door too and held it for her (she was right behind me by now). As we walked outside I said:

ralex: damn it’s windy out here huh?
HBjlo: haha yeah
ralex: hey do you own any pets?
HBjlo: um no
ralex: ohh… I have a friend, his ex-gf gave him a puppy, but his current gf wants him to get rid of it. His ex uses the puppy as an excuse to come over to his place. Tell me what you’d do. (this one popped into my head because I remember reading it here sometime ago)

Long story short: HBjlo said that she would get rid of it, and I neg’ed her on that and ran some C&F stuff. She initiated the phone number exchange after that saying it was really windy (which it was) and that she would want to buy the dog from my friend. I half heartedly exchanged numbers expecting it to be a flake. So I called her two weeks later and at first she didn’t remember me, here’s how it went:

ralex: HEY WHAT’S UPP???
HBjlo: hey… who is this ..?
ralex: dis be da one and only ralex, who u be?
HBjlo: uh… HBjlo..
ralex: cool
(I started resarging from here)
ralex: oh my god, I haven’t told you right? My roommate burnt down our kitchen (true story), he was making ramen noodles but he was distracted by something else and he forgot to put the water in the cup. So he stuck the whole thing inside the microwave and closed the kitchen door. Next thing you know, there’s smoke all over the place etc.
HBjlo: LOL.. oh no I didn’t mean to laugh, I mean it’s sad but it’s also funny.. so where’ve we met again?
ralex: at the bank silly, we talked about dogs
HBjlo: ohhh yeah haha, how are you
ralex: haha cool, hey you wanna see the dog that his gf wants him to get rid of?
HBjlo: uh… well I’m not sure if I can to-
ralex: hey HBjlo, (ran off into a different routine, got some laughs from that, said I was bored as hell and was thinking of doing something today)
HBjlo: well I’m free around 6 today

At the time, I had a very alpha vibe to me because I decided I might as well practice it on her over the phone. I was still hesitant in thinking this would lead to anything. It worked somehow. I was persistent, reframed the convo before she made an excuse and didn’t take no for an answer. I had a back up plan if I sensed I was being too alpha: I would’ve just asked her what schedule was for the week. But all worked out! I grabbed a couple of condoms, and met near her place. She was dressed nicely… I think she was expecting to be taken out someplace. HBjlo shittested me on my age (I get that a lot, I’m 19 and she’s 28/29):

HBjlo: so what exactly are we doing? Don’t get any ideas, you’re too young for me
ralex: yeah I know, most of the good ideas are already taken, like the light bulb and the electric fart noise maker
HBjlo: no.. that’s not what I meant, I was talking about.. like sex
ralex: sex…? You want to have sex? Right now..?
HBjlo: lol no nevermind
ralex: hey… listen if you really want to do it, it’s cool, I’m just letting you know I’m not that easy
HBjlo: shut up! (punches me in the arm playfully)

I figured since I was so alpha over the phone, I should start physically backing it up too, so I started initiating kino, and held her hand and led her to my car.

HBjlo: hey, wait a minute, where are we going? what are we doing? where’s the dog? I thought you were bring him along with you?
ralex: yeah but first we have to go to your place… you know… the government makes sure that the place has to be big enough for a dog to live in before I can sell him to you
HBjlo: (started pulling back a bit and I saw a glimpse of worry in her eyes) we can’t… my brother and sister are there…
ralex: ok that’s fine, come with me and I’ll show you where the dog lives

Bit of background: I’m facing huge logistical obstacles. I live on a college campus and every time I’m home and sarge, there’s no place to extract to. This time it was different, my uncle had a house he wanted me to look after for a little bit, so I pulled her there.

When we got there, we got on the couch, I did the index / ring finger routine, which led to palmistry. She was HOOKED on the palmistry. I ran a lot of rapport, all the while I was heavily kino’ing her. Started off with her hands, moved up and down her arms, put her legs on top of my lap, lay my hands on her knees and went slowly up and down, closer and closer to the pussy. I just extended the palmistry stuff a bit, so that I could run my other hand all over her body simultaneously with my hand on her palm. Triangular gazed, and pulled her chin to me, and we started making out. I made sure I made out with her for a good 10 minutes, started dry humping when I saw I was sporting a massive boner lol… Slight LMR :

HBjlo: I shouldn’t be doing this… it’s our first date… (wtf?? This was a date??)
ralex: (pulled away a bit) yeah let’s slow down a bit… but before that how about this though? (started nibbling on her ear and down to her neck and back up to her ear).
My hands had undone her pants and were inside, after that it was easy. I pulled her thong and pants down both at the same time, she was a bit wet, good for me. The sex was so GREAT, almost like boning the real JLo hahaha, I slapped her ass quite a bit because I saw she started moaning more and more after that. I still had a boner after cumming, and she sucked me off and I came in her mouth and she swallowed! I thought that was so cute.. lol. She told me her whole life story after that *yawn* and how no one had ever read her palm and how if someone had things would be different now. Anyway, I drove her back to her car. She was a good fuck, and I want to have her as a FB but she called me 3 times already in the last couple of hours. Unfortunately, I can’t because I’m at college far away right now and she wants to hook up again because she thinks I’m at home. I think she’s mad at me for telling her to wait till Sunday, but who cares hahah.

Anyway, this LR is worth posting because it shows how phone numbers you expect to flake just might not.

Comments/questions/critiques - all welcome

:: ralex