LR: I got picked up by a Cougar

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So as some of you know I have been traveling out of town for a while and this is my first LR after I got involved in the “Game”.

Every morning I drive out of my downtown hotel covered parking which is attached to the hotel I am staying in. I was fluffing with the front desk girls and running standard game on them just being C/F etc and I missed the opportunity to check out the cougar who took my parking ticket each morning. She was probably a HB7 but had a tight HB9 body. She was the supervisor at the parking garage office and was on the morning shift every day when I left. I just used to say Hi in an upbeat tone and just talked about shit as usual. This particular day she was wearing a Tshirt that said “single”. I fluffed to her about it and thought nothing more of it. Cougars really aren’t my cup of tea. The next day when I was leaving she started the same conversation about the Tshirt and made some lame comment about it to gain rapport and I knew at that point that she was interested.

The next night I went to a nearby city to sarge but the crowd there was all teens out for an 18+ night. I told her about it the next day and she immediately piped up.

HBCougar: You should hang out with me then
Knight rose: Sure. Next week.

I was leaving town the same day and returning only Tuesday of next week. She said “OK” but I knew that I hadn’t played it well. So I went to work and then came back on a pretense and went by her again.

HBCougar: I hope I didn’t put you on the spot earlier today
Knight rose: No. not at all. We can go hang out.
Knight rose: Here put your number in (giving her my phone)

She puts her number in. I explain to her that I will be back in town only Tuesday of the next week and we should hang out Tuesday. She agrees.

I drive off and then I call her to give her my name and get hers and tell her to put my name into her phone. The conversation is real natural.

I go home and she texts me and says that she was happy to have met me and that if I wanted to talk I can call her. I text back and say that I just got home and for her to have a good night. The next morning she texts me again some stupid shit and I ignore the message. In a couple of hours she texts me again and says something random. I realize that she wants to talk and so I call her (I didn’t want ASD to set in) and tell her that I am very busy that weekend and that I will call her on Tuesday when I get into town. She says OK.

I get back to town Tuesday and tell her to meet me at the hotel lobby @ 9PM as I had to work late. I pick her up and we go to a local bar. She is all dolled up. I am thinking that I need to fractionate and forming the logistics in my mind. We spend about an hour there just talking fluff with comfort routines thrown in. I did strawberry fields, elephants in denmark, waitress coin routine and a couple of others that I forget. I am getting IOIs from her but at this point I don’t know if it’s going to go down. I tell her to drink up and I pay (it was like $6 so I didn’t make a big deal) and I take her to the next bar. I offer her my arm and she hooks in but it’s not a tight grasp. We go to the next bar and have shots and I start this conversation about what’s the most exciting thing we have done. I talk about my ex GF and I in an elevator and the door opened on us. She laughs and relates a golf course romp that she had. I laugh and tell her that I am going to call it a night.

Knight rose: Its close to midnight, I am going to call it a night. I am going to get a bottle of wine and go and relax in my room. Why don’t you join me? You can help me pick out the wine.

HBCougar: Sure. I’ll go with you.

We go to the grocery store and I ask her if she knows much about wine. She says no and so I tell her some basic wine tips like letting the wine breathe etc. She is impressed.

We head back to my hotel room and I am now formulating in my mind how to do the 2 steps forward and one step back. I tell her to sit down and she sits down at the edge at one side of the bed. I sit at the other.

Knight rose: why don’t you take off you sandals and I will pour out the wine.
HB Cougar: OK…she takes off her sandals and leans back on the bed.
Knight rose: here is some wine. Why don’t you lean back against the pillows?
HBCougar: Sure….she is now leaning back on the pillows and with her feet completely on top of the bed.
I get onto the bed on the opposite side.

I decide to go with Grimble’s tactic.

Knight rose: You should give me a massage.
HBCougar: OK

I take off my shirt and lay down prone on the bed. She puts her wine away and starts to massage me. I give it a few mins and then I tell her she is doing it all wrong. And I ask her to lie down and I will show her. I start giving her a massage and I remove her top and the bra…no resistance. I massage her for a few mins and I get up and get a glass of water. I tell her to get comfortable and throw her my robe. She puts it on.
Knight rose: take off your jeans also, you’ll be more comfortable …and she complies…and we still haven’t kissed…LOL

I change into my PJs and get into bed with her and put my arm around her.
We are like that for a few mins. I then take my hand away from her and get more into a lying position. She does not move. I give it about 15 seconds and then I ask her to lie next to me.

She moves down and cuddles up to me.

Knight rose: Looking at her…Do you want to kiss me?
HBCougar: Yes I do.

And with that gentleman I will spare you the details. I pretty much escalated non stop and I got no LMR. She gave me an amazing BJ and since I only had been given BJs in the past by two very inexperienced girls I was very impressed. She told me later that I was not the only one who complemented her on her BJs. She spent the next night with me and then on my last day (2 days after that) there she spent the night with me.

In the after glow I asked her when she had been first attracted to me. She said the second time I talked to her she started getting ideas. I told her I was not sure until she kissed me if it was going to go down and that’s when she told me the following.

HBcougar: If you had just told me that you wanted to get some wine and relax I would have gone for that. No need to have gone to those bars.

That’s when I realized I was the one who was picked up.

[Guest]

I would have realized it when she said you should hang out with me. Good job though. I want a good cougar. The oldest chick I have ever had was 35 when i was 20. Not a bad spread, but she was some crazy tatted up British chick. If she was not so dark and tatted I would have stayed with her. I loved her voice...

[Guest]

uber nice dude. I love it when a plan cums together! grats

[Guest]

This tpic proves that women are just as bad (probably worse) when it comes to sex,they are just better at hiding their intentions.

[Guest]

cougars are great.

Nice work. i've found in my experience there's no need to do 'the dance' like that with coug's. Even besides just the going to the bars like she mentioned(all the ramp up in the room) They will put themselves in the lay location it's just your job to escalate and escalate quickly, especially in a SNL situation.

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[quote1214057569=Murad]
This tpic proves that women are just as bad (probably worse) when it comes to sex,they are just better at hiding their intentions.
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they are just more in touch with it, and have less hang ups. i don't think they hide them at all...