Saturday night

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Ok this is my first field report on here but I need to get all this shit out of my head before I forget and it's going to be kind of long so fair warning. Let me start by saying I went out on Friday night and I just wasn’t feeling it. I ran into my ex and it kinda fucked my head all up. So sat rolls around and Weaver wakes me from my drunken state on the coach and says one of our buddies will be right over to pick us up and then we're rolling to fw. So I had my ride for the night and definitely had an excuse to get hammered. Me, Weaver, Rocket and another of our buddies roll out to Boston's just to get a little pregame going and I get about three red bull vodkas in me so I'm money as soon as we get downtown. I don't know really how I did it but somehow I put myself into a zone. I was afraid of nothing and approached everyone. We head to CityStreets, which is normally a lil ghetto but Sat is bachelorette central. I have to say I’ve actually devised a whole strategy surrounding these groups. They are so easy to game if you do it right and there's not a lot of competition because that big of group tends to keep most guys away. More on that later. So we're standing in line and I open the bachelorette party standing near us. I pick out one of the girls wearing cowboys boots hb8 and i give her shit about them and tell her there's a dress code and they wont let her in with those but I say (as I look her up and down holding her hand) "for you they might make and exception" and then turn around with my back to her smiling. When we get to the door she makes it a point to come up to me and tap me showing me the dress code on the door that says nothing about her boots. I said well i know I talked to them and about you and had them change it to get you in (all the time I have this shit eating grin on my face but she loves it). We get in, grab a drink and start scouting. We go to the hip hop side and I’ve got it in my head to not stand around the dance floor like the rest of the chodes and just grab a girl. I spot a lil hb9 and her friend dancing kinda by themselves and go in. I grab hb9's hand and do the spin move which I’ve used before ever learning about this stuff ironically. She loves it and I take her hand and put it on my neck. She immediately starts grinding on me like I’ve flipped a damn switch or something. This goes on for a few more songs, I get her name, tell her I'm headed back to my friends and she's to find me again later ( I do come back later a few other times and we grind some more but I regret not isolating her and closing).

On the way back I open maybe five more sets using no routines just picking up stuff from my surroundings which I've gotten really good at for some reason. I'm getting smiles, and IOI's everywhere and I feel like I'm on fire.

Ok I'm going to give you guys my strategy on bachelorette parties. First of all the attention needs to always be initially on the bride to be, it's her night and her friends are there to insure she's having a good time. Second they are usually easy to open because they're high energy (translate… you must be like Mystery says just a bit more energy than they are). Also they usually have props which make for funny and easy conversation. It's also 9/10 highly sexually suggestive. I tried this on like probably 11 or 12 no lie different bachelorette party's and it was money every time.

Me: "Ok who's the lucky girl?"
party: She's the lucky one...blah blah…pointing like it's not obvious.
Me: awesome! Congrats luv…so I know yall have got to be playing some type of game, what part are yall on? maybe I can help." (i didn’t meet one group that didn’t have some type of game going on)
party: oh well we need some guy to do/give blah blah. (I've even made out with the bride- to- be at this point which I think is an odd game to have her play but whatever right?)
Me: well let me see this list or cards etc...
*note i always bring a condom so I happen to have one in my pocket which is almost always a question (We need a condom from a guy).
Me: I pull it out and say it's (insert kind here) I hope that's ok? -wink

Now I have a target picked out which I pose my questions to about the night, game, bride to be, etc. I often find it a little harder to game the maid of honor so be careful with these because they are usually the ones responsible for the bride to be and often are worrying if the group is having a good time. Plus they are harder to isolate later. I number closed two girls from these parties last night where one hb8.5 after finding what she majored in...(kinesiology (sp?) i think...I told her i took ballroom dancing as a kines but she couldn’t tell anyone else -wink she loves it and asked if remember any dances. I go over a few i remember and then we talk a lil more and eject from the set. Later I’m walking by the group again and she grabs me onto the dance floor with her whole party around me and we start doing the cha cha...It's money. they are loving it and I'm getting mad DHV from it. I thank her for the dance and eject again. I never stayed for more than 5 or 10 min with any set but I kept me at such high energy.

One group was giving out stickers that said different things for the guys that participated and I got best overall. which is gay but that damn sticker wound up opening other sets for me so go figure!

I remember running game on a two set at the bar that tried to convince me that one of them was a lesbian. I don’t remember all everything I said but i do remember running the oh well it's ok cause I'm gay routine. the trick to this is to always keep them guessing. I had my hand on her huge boobs at one point and she was grabbing my crotch at another.

I sign gigantic inflatable penises, I bring whole parties to the dance floor, I give the party hell but always compliment the bride to be. But one thing is important here... I never did any of the game shit for free. If they needed a guy to serenade them, get a condom, etc... i always made my own stipulations...I get a dance from your friend here, someone owes me a kiss on the cheek, sign my arm with something dirty too, etc... I came home with lipstick from head to toe, writing all over my chest and I even got my condom back (the bride to be handed it back to me after they checked it off the list and said "here you might need this later" ..I replied with a smile and looking around...not yet but I hope so...which got a laugh from the whole group and even a couple IOI’s.

Ok so now aside from the bachelorette party I opened a ton of other sets...honestly I have no idea...more than 30 at least. I introduced myself as as some strange name often followed by but if yall are both really cool I'll tell you my real name later. This usually gets them into a lil game where they like to give me there "stage" names as they call it where i give them hell for sounding like a stripper or ask them where I can come see "candy" work, - wink At some point I was giving them stage names and they were loving it.

I gamed a an hb9 cougar for probably my longest set of the night. She was tough but I number and kissed closed her and got a day two set up. They are always more of a challenge to get through the bitch shield and I have to overcome my age as well. I'm 26 but I NEVER tell them straight up. I don’t tell them anything... I just keep them guessing. It's a great string and they come back to chase it every time but I love the comment "what does age matter? I you and i can have a good time in this moment and we walk away both smiling then i'd say we connected and that age was irrelevant" I go straight into a question routine here usually framed by a "hey you seem like fun, but I want to see if you're as clever as i think you are... I usually use the questions that AFC Adam posted on another thread...but I frame it around them winning something if they get at least half the questions right or I get something if they don't. Depending on where I'm at in the timeframe of the set I can use this to get a number, a drink, or a kiss. I win a lot with it too. : )

Ok so the place is about to close and I come down to close my tab. I point to girl while talking to Weaver then i point to my eyes like I'm pointing out something about her to him. She sees this and I go straight in.
Me: "Hi I'M (made up name), but if you're both really cool I'll tell you my real one...
HBeyes: Oh is that so..well I'm catherine..
HBeyes: i mean you can call me kat -wink
Me: well nice to meet you kitty...(as I turn to her friend) And you are?
HBfriend: Well I dont really have a good fake name..
Me: interrupting... hmm with this light you're hair looks a little reddish I think i'll call you Ginger...
HBfriend: I like that!

We shoot the shit a little more and I learn that this is their last night in town and they're staying in a hotel just two blocks over from here. They want us to come party...by this time I had introduced my wings..and I get her number and room number. The cops are pushing us to go though by this time but on the way out I see some of the other bachelorette parties and they want us to come to another club that is open til 4. I get hblegs number here and tell them i'll try to convince my buddies to come.

We head back to the car and I'm not ready to go home...I'm so on fire still but my damn buddy that drove and isn’t a pua wants to just go home. Pisses me off...I've got girls at a hotel that want top party and girls at another club wanting us to come there too and he want to go home! So we fucking drive home and that's it. [list][/list]

Great night though all around. and I just hope I can bring the kind of energy I had last night out again. Sorry the post is so long and random but I had to write it down before I forgot it all.