Online Sarge & Number Close

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I was looking through myspace and saw this cute 26 year old and sent her this;
[color=red:861d1749e1]I saw that pic and thought she looks fun, a little mischievous. But, then I read your profile and you?re just so sweet and nice you?re almost gooey!!! Talking to you might give me cavities!!!

I'm looking for bad girls. You know any? [/color]

She sent this in reply;
[color=blue:861d1749e1]hmmm we r all a little bad!! [/color]


Me;
[color=red:861d1749e1]So, you're all little bad huh. Okay, tell me 3 bad things you've done and I'll take you out for tequila shots.[/color]

Her;
[color=blue:861d1749e1]hmmm what kind of bad do u want. i give a littl of all 1. have a homade movie where iam the star. 2. have had my apt raided. 3. am a lush.[/color]

Me;
[color=red:861d1749e1]RESPECT!!! You're winning me over. Give me your phone number and I'll call you about making good on the tequila. [/color]

Next came her shit test.
Her;
[color=blue:861d1749e1]i will need your three first!! and they have to beat mine!![/color]

Me;
[color=red:861d1749e1]Okay, Easy.

1. Ive been arrested for armed robbery.
2. I once rode my Harley through a movie theater during a showing of the Rocky Horror Show.
3. Just two weeks ago I stripped naked for four 18 year old girls at a bachelorette party.

You can read about number 3 in my blog. [/color]

And another shit test
Her;
[color=blue:861d1749e1]nice! so how did u get cought in the robbery? r u a dumb robber lol!![/color]

Me;
[color=red:861d1749e1]I didn't say I did it. I was only arrested for it. There was a pic and someone thought I looked like one of the guys in the pic. I spent the night in jail, but I was never charged with the crime.

So, how about the phone number? [/color]

Her;
[color=blue:861d1749e1]lol! ok but be gentle. 817-***-****[/color]