To start out the night, Mojo and I are in the parking lot of x-bar. He is wrapping duct tape around my chest. There is a pole protruding from my back with a glowing disco ball secured to the top. As soon as he finishes and I am putting on my shirt, Mojo looks over and yells at a 5-6 set walking acrros the parking lot: "STRIPPERS!!!!!! COME DANCE ON MY STRIPPER POLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And the hottest one of the set, I would say an HB8 or so, comes up and wraps her leg around me and pictures are taken. This is just the start. Inside, ducking underneath cobwebs, banners, and doorways, everyone's eyes are on me because, with the pole, I am about 8.5 feet tall with a glowing disco ball.
I met up with HB8 and we talked for a while. She made herself my personal stripper for the time that she was there. I number closed, and then I met up with my stripper friend. She was with some chode, trying to piss me off, so I ignored it. I started to fuck around with her joking and having a good time like normal, while Mojo handled the obstacle for me. When chode went to the bathroom, me and my stripper friend talked for a minute about what we wanted out each other at the time being. She tried to put me in the friend zone, but I did'nt let it happen by saying that I did love to just come out and have a good time with her, but I didn't want to limit ourselves right now. She told me that she wanted to talk to other guys and she didn't want me to get mad at her for it. I can't really do that anyway because I'm fucking other girls, so I don't really give a shit. Then the words I've been waiting to hear from a girl for quite sometime came from her sweet little lips: "I can help you pick up girls too if you'd like."
My first voluntary pivot.
I ended up getting two other numbers, then I called HB8, who had already sent me a text. Went over to her place and snuggled on the couch for a while. Couldn't f-close last night because she lived with her parents. Yes, Mojo, the 27 year old Ice-princess stripper lives with her parents, WTF? Oh well, guess I'll have to wait till daddy's not home.
Cheers,
Gamble
Oh, P.S. Mojo, can you put some of those pics up on Facebook like on the DallasPUA page, or on the group's page?
And my back is killing me today, I have blisters...
She was hot.