We're smoking out of the hookah and decided to put a little weed in there for some happy times.
I'm drunk off my ass b/c people have been buying me drinks all night. And now i'm high. Happy times indeed.
We dick around till about 4 am and everyone's crashing. One brave soul even dared to venture to his home a mighty 2 blocks away. Everyone else was more sane and crashed downstairs in our lounge/fireplace area. I slowly make the epic journey from floor of my room to bed in my room.
Some unknown amount of time later, HB7 crawls into bed. Im not in the mood bc I'm currently trying to switch to HB8+ diet.
I pretend to be asleep. HB7 is now 'subtly' cuddling up. She's slowly girating her hips and giving me a massage. I still pretend to have not woken up.
After 5 minutes of this, she antes it up by kissing the back of my neck and shoulders. I have to acknowledge her at this point so I say "No, i'm too tired." but it came out like, " grunt uuuuh".
I've hit that sweet spot between the drunk, high, and exhaustion. I'm floating into a nice little nap and I just want to relax and enjoy passing out like no other. I slowly drift into sleep.
Something jars me from my happy place and i see HB7 physically turning me over. Now we're lying in bed and she's kissing my neck and cheek and is pulling me in to make out with her. I feel like i'm being manhandled and i again turn away when she goes in for the kiss.
I'm now lying on my back and she's still on her side clinging on to me. I'm kinda annoyed right now. I'm really looking forward to sleeping and this girl won't let up.
She stops but she's still attached to me. 5 minutes later, she's back to it, with slow massages. Wash, rinse, repeat. Alright, is this girl a pua in training or something? I'm still annoyed but i just pretend to be asleep; maybe she'll just stop.
She's now slowly reaching down my underwear while i pretend to be asleep. I feel...a mixture of weirdedoutness, violation, disgust, sexyness, turned on bc she has the balls to do this. It's like i'm repulsed but attracted at the same time. Decent push/pull but her pua technique is sloppy as well as her lack of skills with her hand, so i'm feeling more repulsed than turned on. I grunt again and now turn away from her.
She immediately stops, puts a little distance between us, and turns the other way. Finally, some peace and quiet yo.
Wrong. That was a mini-freeze out. Bc 5 minutes later, she's back to it. And the second she re-initiated, i felt all the attraction that i may have had for her fly out the window. Now she's being super aggressive, and has now climbed on top of me. My dick is limp at this point and i'm trying to find a way to tell her to stop without hurting her feelings. It's awkward and i get that melting ice feeling bc i mean this girl's tryin hard and i don't want to be like "yo, woman, no. it's just not gonna happen." but making out seems kinda disgusting.
She's now trying to pin me down and make out. Okay, alpha aggressive is not attractive right now. Really, the more she goes at it with her persistence, the more it pushes me away. Seriously, who ever's out there winging with this girl, you need to teach her some end game. Finally i'm fed up, it's 7 fucking am and i really want some god damn sleep. I throw her to the side of me and very forcibly turn the other way to sleep.
5 hrs later, i wake up and she's cuddling with me. I think she noticed i woke up bc she immediately went back to the massaging. I feel awake and my high's gone. I try to go back to bed but it's just not happening. A little agitated that she woke me up, but fuck it, i'm gonna have some fun with it.
I play a little mini-game with her, whenever she's doing something right, i let her know by sending some signals. I still pretend to be asleep but i'd do things like slow down my breathing, grind up against her. yo, not gonna lie, it was fun in a whole new way. I feel like i can do anything but i still have the veil of plausible deniability b/c "i'm asleep, it wasn't really me." No wonder girls do this shit.
Finally, i get bored and stop altogether (one she wasn't that good with her hands and the kisses left something to be desired). Our little-engine-that-could definitely did not take too kindly to this. So she starts with the persistence thing again and the kino escalation and finally she has her tits out and shoved them against my face.
I finally get fed up and give in. I might as well. We do our thing and the sex was even better than average. But, as soon as we finish, i feel bad that i gave in and have immediate buyer's remorse. I know right then, girl, i am never going to call you ever.
But as I was reflecting on what happened later on that day, i realized, i owe that girl a big one.
I just went through what girls go through all the time.
So thanks for making me understand what it's like to be on the receiving end. Thanks pua-in-training, HB7. I hope you were good to me in your LR.
