So it's been a minute since I've posted here, actually since before I joined the Army and got married (yea i know, double negative). But still, I am an avid PUA and still practice my techniques on friends, strangers, wife, who ever (the cleaner your gun, the better it performs right?). So here is a Field Report I didn't get to post before i joined the Army that i feel i owe to the people.
I was 19 at the time. I was going to school at TVCC (trinity Valley comm college, it's in Athens.. near Tyler), but I'm orignally from Dallas so I'm use to the city life. I always went back to Dallas when i was feelin like i'd like the company of a girl that night. So i went back to my home town, visited some buds, and of course there was this girl right? so i neg her on her hair, why so many colors? joing the circus anytime soon? of course with a cute smile and laugh after each cut down. She didn't know what to do, cry and look like shit, or laugh and play it off while her friends knew it was true. So i start taking those cheesy "myspace" pictures with her phone like all the girls do. you know the ones where they make a weird kiss face and hold the camera 3 feet over their head so it "accidently" grabs a nice cleavage shot. just to mimmick her and tease her some more, then i put my number in her phone but leave it to where she has to hit save, so she hits it, names it asshole, texts me that night, i work my texting game (every text at least 10 minutes apart with short unclear answers). Then 2 days pass, she schedules dinner.
Dinner comes, she still lives with her rents at the time so i pick her up, we go to Shops at Legacy. Park, i neg her on the hair some more, blah blah blah it's almost embarassing to be seen with you blah blah blah, but she knows i have interest but she can't prove it, so i left some mystery. Then she starts to talk about her wild partys and basically give me social worthiness. She happens to mention that one time she drove home completely hammered and doesn't know how she did it.
In the mean time... I wearing this big belt buckle, basically i big lone star state texas belt buckly, nice and shiny, but she doesn't know i have it on. (peacocking) I was lookin around my place for something to peacock with cause I've never tried it, saw the belt, said o well what's the worst that can happen, i fail and try another routine next week? fuck it. So once my seductive manipulative mind starts to tick and tock i concieve this idea, this idea landed me a good night in the cab of my truck, her back yard, and her hammick/swing thing.
So after i thought of this plan, i lifted up my shirt and in a non obvious way, tucked it behind, just barely enough to notice it when i moved or stretched but not sticking all the way out. Low and behold she notices it! oh noes!... The bitch starts giggling... i was hoping for a hey thats a cute one, or... fuck...idk sexy or something... but giggling? that's it, your going down!... on me!
Then i say, "oh, geez thanks."
"what I was just kidding, you've been talking shit all night"
"i got this from my uncle"
"ok"
"my uncle was killed by a drunk driver"
It didn't take her long to put 2 and 2 together to = she's fucked.
All i got was kisses on the neck and I'm sorrys the whole night walking around Shops at Legacy, eating dinner, seeing a horrible movie i nodded off in, and chillin at that lil pond thing. All i had to say was let's forget it, you made a mistake, it's over, it's just something i want to forget alright... and left it hanging. Then i switched it up on her, rest of the night was compliments and a sweet charming gentlemen, and of cuorse the rest of the night she was clingy, jittery, rubbed her leg up my body a few times while telling jokes.
It was like a F close... but on steroids.