Me and my buddy went to several clubs last night and we ended up at an after hours place... I live in Houston btw. As we're walking to the club my buddy sees 2 girls walking out of this other club and gets them to come with us... Problem is his girl is hot... but the one for me is not just ugly, she has the clef palate syndrome. So I'm trying to talk to this girl and be nice just so my buddy can fuck the other one but I just can't lower my standards that much. I tell the girl I'm going to the bathroom and I ended up going downstairs... I'm walking by the bar next to the dance floor and I spot a girl standing there. I smile at her and say "why are you alone" she tells me that her friends are upstairs and I say the same thing... I have her follow me to this patio and we start talking... no hardcore "DHVing" or storytelling just shooting the shit... She tells me how tired she is and that she wants to call a cab... I tell her thats a good idea and shes like "ok... so your gonna walk me out right?" ( I knew it was fuckin on then
