Lion + Cowboy Boots + Alcohol = Hot Sexin

[Lion]

Friday night. We hit up Sherlocks first, but it was early and void of hotties. We decided to leave, but took the long way around just in case. We run into one of pLayercool's neighbors and she has a nice big tittied blonde friend with her. So we shoot the shit for a min and the cool guy that blondie was with introduces himself and tries to AMOG me from the get go. That guy was hilarious! And I also tore him a new asshole, it was so bad for him that he just decided to walk away instead of trying to say anything else. After that I was so pumped that I could and would do or get anything I wanted. We rolled back to Playercools apt real quick to get my cowboy boots (I'm a nice 6'3 when I wear them) and get another drink. Look out Republic...

Republic. We see a seated 2-set, so I go sit at the opposite side of them, put my feet up on the table in their personal space and they look over expectantly like I am about to say something to them, instead we ignore them and have this stupid, made-up conversation we ALWAYS have in front of girls. But it's just so funny. After a minute or two I open them with an opinion opener, which I never do, and they eat it up. We bounce after a few minutes but we run into these girls continuously all night. Eventually pulling them back to Playercool's apt for some sexin'.

Playercool see's a cute-as-a-button Latina looking around for someone so he walks up to her and says, while pointing at me, "He's right here. Isn't he a handsome man?" and I move in for the KILL (Lion style)! Props on that one PC, that was money. I owe you a coke. I tell her we're going to get married in Vegas, I describe our married life in full detail, I even put her name in my phone as her first name and my last name, then had her put in the digits. I go over the top direct with her, I even ended a phone conversation with her later that night with "I love you." To which she responded "I love you too". We made plans to go out Sat night and after a bunch of making out left it at that.

Driving back to the apt we roll up on 2 girls at a stoplight, I roll down the window, try to spit some game at them and one says "What's your number?" and calls me right there. Nothing happened that night, but she blew me up with texts the next day. Eventually.

We get back to apt and the 2 ladies from prior in the evening arrive. I'm on the couch with one and immediately get her under the covers...

Urban Lion Strikes Again *Lion Noises*

All in all Friday night was completely money, I'm actually leaving a lot of stuff out. We were on FIRE that night. Sat night rolls around and I have already confirmed hottie latina for the evening but at the last minute she flaked on me. I woke up Sunday with a barrage of "I'm so sorry" texts, so I told her she has to buy me drinks to make up for it, which she happily agrees to.

[grimm1111]

Awesome!

[playercool]

I'm gonna have to start renting my couch out or something. It is the good luck couch.

Anyone who wants to get laid just let me know. It will be $5 to rent the couch for the night. I think it has magic abilities or something.

[Lion]

I'm gonna have to start renting my couch out or something. It is the good luck couch.

Anyone who wants to get laid just let me know. It will be $5 to rent the couch for the night. I think it has magic abilities or something.

It's actually my weener that has magic abilities, I can make it disappear and then reappear again.

But in all, 100% honesty I think I gave your couch the herp. I wouldn't reccommend renting it to anyone else.

[Silvermouth]

now you're gonna have to get that plastic grandma used to cover her couch with...wait..shit now that's a scary image. damn you lion!