but hey there my sexy fiance
lol im about to go to bed gotta b up in the am u should send me a goodnight text xxx-xxx-xxxx dream sweet dreams (lol my names HB by the way im not some crazy person ur chill thats the only reason im giving u my )
~HB~
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From: Lion
Date: 02/04/2008
Funny you should ask, I actually just became a professional thumb-wrestler. So I hope you like a challenge!! What do you do my soon-to-be trophy-housewife?
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From: HB
Date: Apr 2, 2008 8:00 PM
lol you know poems should have some kind of truth to them thats 2 lies in yours lol one were not getting a divorce honey u shoulda checked me out im psycho aint no getting rid of me sweetheart haha lol
that last line come on please ur lookin at a high profile porn star right here haha
ok im soo bullshittin well kinda def. not a porn star but...
def not a psycho haa ur funny whats up??? so what do you do other than ask ppl to marry u finish poems
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From: Lion
Date: 02/04/2008
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're getting a divorce
Because you aren't that good in bed
Ok, so I'm hoping that isn't true. If I'm Mr. creativity then that makes you my Mrs. Creativity. So let's work on that baby!
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From: HB
Date: Apr 2, 2008 7:34 PM
lol if were getting married i get permission to molest u whenever i want sweets so im thinkin seperate beds doesnt work for me haha
finish the poem ugh long day im tired not trying to think at the moment so im not being so creative today im sorry 
u finish it mr. creativity over here
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From: Lion
Date: 02/04/2008
Sweet. We have to get seperate beds though, I don't know you very well and I don't want you molesting me in the middle of the night. Guess What? I've devised a test to tell how creative someone is. It took me years of study and research to develop it. I'm warning you... it's very difficult!!! Very few have ever had the strength to complete it.
Finish this poem:
Rose are red
Violets are blue...
Goodluck
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From: HB
Date: Apr 2, 2008 7:09 PM
hell ya im down babe
lol thank u thats sweet
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From: Lion
Date: 02/04/2008
That you are beautiful and I love you! Do you want to fly to Vegas tonight and get married by Elvis? We can then honeymoon in Bora Bora..
Subj:Just wanted to say
(TEXTS)
Me: Roses are red, violets are blue, sending my baby girl a goodnight text, because she wants me to. Muah.
Her: Aww ur cute =) so i dont think u ever told me your name
Me: (I sent a bucnh of nicknames) Take your pic or come up with a better one =)
Her: =) k well i will think of something. what are u doing?
Me: Waiting for my goodnight kiss..and goodnight back massage
Her: Well come over =) lol
Me: Don't tease me like that, you're going to get me excited for nothing
Her: Come get in the hot tub with me
Her: I'm for real i wanna get in
Me: Where do you live anyway, I hope you can at least make me a sandwich for my trip
Her: downtown dallas where do u live?
Me: Thats a long drive for me. I might need 2 sandwiches along with my massage. What area/complex
Anyway, we went back and forth like that for several more texts. I got to her place around 1:15. We sat on the couch for about 10-15 mins and she laid her head on my shoulder and I started grazing on her leg and ass. We get to bed and we're cuddling and I start smelling her neck and hair and she gets goosebumps. So I start kissing her ear and neck and then we start fully making out. She keeps saying "You know we're not going to have sex right??" and I'm like "hahaha, yeah sure". She was a lil' cutie. Nice tight, 5 ft bod.
Urban Lion Strikes Again *Lion Noises*
