LR: Sort of #2

[Bull Run]

It finally happened...I've been waiting to be able to say this my entire life:

The dialogue isn't verbatem, it's just what I definitively remember.

Last night a I went to a mid-season party for my Uptown kickball league. Yes, I'm in a real, organized kickball league that meets on Tuesday nights to drink, hook up, and play kickball (in that order). This experience has been amazing and I've made it my goal to hook up with at least one girl from each team. There are 16 teams, I'm almost half way there as of last night, if you want to count last night as sex.

So, while at the party I start running game on an HB7.5:

HB: "So, do you even remember me?"
Me: "No, and if you ask me that question tomorrow I still won't remember you."
HB: "You grabbed my ass twice last Tuesday. Twice."
Me: "Really? Did you like it?"
HB: "Yes, really. TWICE. And no, I didn't like it."
Me: "Did I like it?"
HB: "What?!?! I'm sure you did."
Me: "I dunno..." I look over her shoulder to check out her ass. "I'm not sure I'd like your ass that much. Sure, I could see myself touching it once, but not twice. I think you're lying and this is your grand scheme to get me in bed."
HB: The shocked look on her face was priceless because she was feigning shock and it was totally obvious. "I have a great ass, and I don't want to sleep with you."
Me: "I was talking about sex, not sleep. And if your ass feels so great then why don't I remember it? My logical is infallible, but I'll give you a chance to respond. I'm gonna get a drink, think about your response while I'm gone."

I leave to get some more free beer, I got two to give her the impression that I brought one for her. She's waiting for me and I walk up to her and just stand there waiting for her response.

HB: "You don't remember because you were drunk, not because my ass isn't great because it IS!"
Me: I take a sip from one cup, then from the other...
HB: "I thought one of those was for me..."
Me: "Nah, I'm a drunk remember? I'm always double fisting."
HB: "Give me one!"
Me: "Ok, but if I give you one it doesn't mean that we're going to make out or anything...because when you put your lips on the same cup I just did it's almost like making out and when you share a cup its a slippery slope to making out and when we make out you'll want to have sex with me because I'm such a great kisser. Don't say I didn't warn you."

Anyway, we end up hanging out for a little while, then we bounce to a different bar down the street, then to another, then back to her place. I don't remember going back to her place.

This morning, I wake up and I'm freaked out because I didn't know where I was or who this girl was cuddled up next to me. She wakes up shortly after me:

Me: "So, fun night last night huh?"
HB: "Yeah..."
Me: I rub my dick and its a little sore, you know the post sex soreness. "So, uh did we have sex last night?"
HB: "Sort of. You passed out and I was really, really horny. I noticed that you had a hard on, which by the way is very impressive to have a hard on while you're passed out drunk, so I strapped a condom on you and climbed on top of you."
Me: "Did you get off?"
HB: "Oh yeah, I'd never had sex like that before...it was totally hot."
Me: "I see. Did I get off?"
HB: "No."
Me: "So, you...raped me? AWESOME!"

Like I said, I've waited my whole life to be able to say that I've actually been raped by a woman.

[YellowStarS2k]

LOL
I like the part where you brought 2 drinks and drank both.

[Westfall]

This fucking pisses me off. She pretty much raped you, and she can do so knowing there will be no consequenses for her actions whatsoever. If a guy has sex with a girl who is passed out, it's rape, and a fuckload of trouble for the guy. If a girl does this for a guy then it's completely okay.

Personally I'd be pissed if a girl did that with me--especially some of the ones I've been #-closing lately (good gawd.....)

Of course if you were to take this clear case of rape to the authorities, they'd not take you seriously.

Of course she used a condum, but what if she didn't and now you've got AIDS. (this wouldn't effect me since you can't get AIDS twice, but the principle still applies).

Yet another example of how our societial rules are stacked against men...

Westfall

EDIT: Fuck....just thought of this. What if she didn't use a condom and got herself pregant?? Then you're locked into having nearly 20% of your income forcablly taken from you for the next 19 years though no fault of your own. Goddamn bullshit! Effectively she'd be getting paid for raping you & ruining your life.

[Lion]

Westfall is right. I would be pissed too. Granted you probably would have had sex with her anyway, it's still rape.

[Bull Run]

This fucking pisses me off. She pretty much raped you, and she can do so knowing there will be no consequenses for her actions whatsoever. If a guy has sex with a girl who is passed out, it's rape, and a fuckload of trouble for the guy. If a girl does this for a guy then it's completely okay.

Personally I'd be pissed if a girl did that with me--especially some of the ones I've been #-closing lately (good gawd.....)

Of course if you were to take this clear case of rape to the authorities, they'd not take you seriously.

Of course she used a condum, but what if she didn't and now you've got AIDS. (this wouldn't effect me since you can't get AIDS twice, but the principle still applies).

Yet another example of how our societial rules are stacked against men...

Westfall

EDIT: Fuck....just thought of this. What if she didn't use a condom and got herself pregant?? Then you're locked into having nearly 20% of your income forcablly taken from you for the next 19 years though no fault of your own. Goddamn bullshit! Effectively she'd be getting paid for raping you & ruining your life.

Dude, you've got to take this with a grain of salt. Truth be told I was passed out and she literally could have been fucking around with me. Maybe we actually did have sex and I just simply didn't remember it and she thought it would be funny to jab back at me with the "I just sort of climbed on top of you comment" after I asked her if we had sex as if I didn't remember (which I, of course, didn't). Quite frankly I'm not even sure one could physically have a hard on while passed out...I wouldn't doubt it but who the hell really knows.

Still though, I find the whole situation very comical. I expect that I'll find out 'what really happened' later tonight when I talk to her at the kickball league.

Anyway, your point regarding the double standards of society is very valid. BUT, double standards work in favor of men to the detriment of women all the time...for example, a man can be fat and ugly yet still pull hot, thin chicks. Women have to be beautiful, men don't. Double standard. We live in an unfair world, move on.

I wasn't all that upset about the whole scenario, I'm the one that lost control of the situation...maybe she took advantage of it, maybe she didn't. What's done is done. I honestly don't care either way. As a matter of fact, I'll probably fuck her again (sober) just to see if she is any good. Maybe she has a place in the harem...

The true value of the post lay in the dialogue we had while I was still sober enough to remember what was said. I plowed through her shit tests, created an auroa of sexuality, instilled in her a self-fulling prophecy, and led her down the road towards sex by telling her it won't be her fault if she ends up fucking me, instead it's because I'm such a great kisser and making out with me will just lead to sex because I'm that good...again, sex would be all my fault, not hers. The whole 'rape' part could have easily been left off, and I thought of doing so, but I felt is was a funny sort of scenario so I threw it in there just for comedic value.

[Dragon]

Bull Run...

That was very smooth. Especially with the double fisting part.

Great negs and cocky Funny. I am beginning to understand confidence and walking with a chip on your shoulder.