My husband is in prison

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My husband is in prison

Postby Rembrandt » Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:39 am

I met a woman tonight and asked her if she had a boyfriend. She said no but "My husband is in prison".................



I can't make this shit up.............
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Postby Finesse » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:56 am

HAH! This reminds me.

I was getting gas one day and this dog, that had a leash on, came running by me, she asks if I can grab it. I started petting it, and the owner, a 5'6" thin brunette HB8, came up to me.

"Oh I'm sorry he got away from me."

Well previously he was in the car with her with the doors shut, so I KNOW this isn't some random act of miracle work... She wanted to talk to me.

Well we get the dog back in her car and I look over and she has snickers ALL over the place. with a straw and rolled up $20 bills (cocaine style).

No shit.... She was smuggling $20's into snickers for her husband thats in prison..... She gave me her number... never called.
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Postby Afterlife » Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:27 am

Damn you got good stories all the time
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Postby Rembrandt » Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:00 am

Finesse....that is a great story.

Also forgot to mention this chick is one of two women that I have gotten phone numbers from since I started working on this stuff.........she sent me a text message saying she was going to be at the club I met her at......

the other one was so freaking boring when I talked to her on the phone that I'm not even going to call her again......back to square one...

I'm going to be in a wedding next weekend so maybe I'll meet some women there.
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