fat chicks

[Rembrandt]

Ok, so I danced with a really fat chick tonight. You know, just to show that I'm cool like that right? damn, she hounded me all night. I'm to me, it was just charity work....I was just trying to impress her hot friends...........................

I danced with some super hot chicks.............man beer really makes me brave. I danced with two bartenders................and they are the hottest chicks in the clubs....yes I got them to walk away from the bar and dance with me! I made up some story about my mom buying me some versace jeans and about how I was too embarassed to wear them............................they ate that shit up..........................................................I don't know if I shouls be giving my stores away, I make all my shit up because I'm afreaid of getting caught. It's amazing the shit chicks will believe! I'm still trying to learn this shit, I'm new at it, but I fake it as much as I can. I steal fronm al you guys...thanks.

[PicturePerfect]

dancing with fat chicks is not a big deal but there is no reason to be nice. If you want something go get it. Same goes for if you dont want a fat chick blow her off. Its not going to be the first time its happen to her and further more who gives a shit. Your in the game to get something you want. Not to go bang the hell out of a ugly chick.. I dunno though some people are into fat chicks.

[Blue]

no penalty. fat people need lovin' too.

[Rembrandt]

I also tried to kiss a chick after we danced for like 5 songs in a row and got the cheek! damn I'm still working on this stuff.

[playercool]

Never take the cheek.

Just use the question: Do you want to kiss me?

There can be tons of answers to this question.

Yes
No
Maybe
I don't know you well enough
I do but I'm not gonna make the first move
ETC...

Just respond to each appropriately.

Yes - Does this need a respone?
No - You better start building some attraction here pal. Also it is good to use the line from MM: I didn't say you could it just looked like something was on your mind. <---- Works like a charm for bailing you out.
Maybe - Well come here and lets find out.
I don't know you well enough. - Tell a story and don't even acknowledge the response she gave.
I do but I'm not gonna make the first move. - Yes this is permission to kiss.

Use this for now on so you don't feel like a dork and have her cheek turned to you. You danced for 5 songs and couldn't get a kiss. That sucks man. You either had little attraction or were LJBFed at some point.

Goodluck

[Rembrandt]

yeah the same thing happend with a chick about a month ago. I'm just starting to get where I approach and open.....and I do need a lot of improvement there , but I starting thinking that I should start tying to take it a little further. The other girl kept looking in my eyes and shit and squeezin her huge boobs into me while we were danceing.. she said she doesn't kiss on the first date and I told her we weren't on a date. I actually had a chick lean in a kiss me a few weeks ago on the dancefloor. never saw her again.

here's an email I just got from a girl that i gave a ride to an event we were both going to (she said she didn't have my number when I dropped her off so i emailed my #s to her)

ok so I have all your phone numbers...

We can go out some day next week and have a drink somewhere..

Bye

she's from france....maybe that's how they do over there. She going back in like 6 weeks. Oh, and I didn't ask her out.

I've been avoiding getting phone numbers. I guess I'm wanting a woman to show a lot of interest before I get a number. When I was younger i used to get tons of numbers........that RARELY ...led to anything. Maybe I've gone too far in the other direction...not sure.