FR: Hashing out the night...

[playercool]

Hello All...

For some reason I like to sit here and reflect on the night. Of course if I pulled a SNL I prob wouldn't be here right now writing this but my game is not worthy of the pros.

Before I write anything else I want to talk about regrets. We all have them and the one ingrained in my head currently is from this evening. Who knows what outcome was in store but I was in with what I would call a HB8.5-9.0 and I let it go. How do I know I was in? Well anytime you hear you look like some A list movie star she is prob into you. I was negging the shit outta this girl and she was so fucking into it. Let me tell you guys being an asshole is where it's at. At least for me. I must really pull it off well or something I am not sure but the last xx times I have gone out that is what everyone says. And yes I reassure them I am an asshole by telling them...hey I told you I was an asshole. Why the fuck do girls eat this shit up so much? Enough of my rambling sorry a little buzzed at 3:00 AM. But this girl had on those shoes whatever they are you know the furry ones...and of course I used the line I like a girl who chooses comfort over sytle. Second time I have used that in two days and the girls just love it.(Make sure she is good looking to use this line) Gave her some more shit about I who knows what and then they bounced. They were making the rounds around the bar and bam they ran into me again. Of course I give them shit about going around the bar so quick. Bam then again now I am on the other side of the bar and this chick backs up into me and starts grinding on me. I give her shit again and she is eating it up. HB: You look like Edward Norton....(I have never heard this one before...WTF???) Me: So you are attracted to me. HB: Shaking her heard YES...Saying yes and saying some other shit and she bounces...WTF why walk away...Fuck that shit I'm not chasing.

I turn around and instantly start talking to some other girl. Am I fucking retarted??? The answer is YES and even now I am sitting here pissed. Let me tell you I didn't even remember that chick until it was closing time and I was in the parking lot. How is that possible...ALCOHOL...

So I end up being a HOMO and building rapport with this chick for the next 45 minutes or whatever until closing. I guess my brain told me go with the sure thing and I forgot about the other HB9. Or it was the Alcohol...LOL. Ohh and yes I was an asshole to her. I think my new rule is never jump through any fucking hoops. For some reason this is working for me. Even if I make her jump through a hoop first I don't think I am going to jump anymore. Maybe on day 2 I will have to go there but on the first night it seems like it's working out.

HB: How old are you?
Me: Guess
HB: 25
Me: No
HB: (this girl actually asked higher or lower) Higher or lower?
Me: Higher
HB: 28
Me: No
HB: Well how old then?
Me: I'm actually 123
HB: ??? Laughing her ass off
Me: Never told her...hahaha

I can guarantee you no one has ever done this to this girl and she loved it. You know she was sitting there thinking wtf why is this guy not telling me his age? Make them think gentlemen. If they are thinking about you they are wanting to get to know you.

Night before...

HB: What is my name?
Me: I know your name.
HB: Then what is my name?
Me: Do you want to kiss me?
HB: We just met I don't even know you.(Only use this line if she is into you)
Me: Just completely changed the subject.

Later in the evening after I got her to buy the entire group a round of shots.

HB: What is my name?
Me: I tell you what kiss me and I will tell you your name.
HB: A kiss on the cheek.
Me: Nah that is not good enough. I tell you what how about a kiss no tongue.
HB: Ok a peck.
Me: Nah at least an open mouth but no tongue.
HB: OK
KISS
HB: Ok what is my name?
Me: I intentionally tell her the wrong name.
HB: (Is super fucking pissed.)(I mean LIVID)
Me: Ok JK(I tell her her name)

I had no choice here but to tell her her name. She was so into me after this and for whatever reason I blew this girl off. Not sure if it was the booze or I just wasn't into her. I should of at least number closed just for the fun of it.

Alright I hate to give this away but hell you guys prob already do this.

Walking by and see a girl taking a pic of two other girls. So I approach them and say hey how about I take a pic of all three of you. Of course the girls love this idea. So I back up and snap the pic. Ohh I forgot to mention I raised the camera above their heads. I walk over to them and show them the picture. The girl who owns the camera is super pissed but one girl is totally digging it and laughing her ass off. So I say ohh ok let me do it again. I pull my friend over and tell him to get ready for this. So I snap the pic again but turn the camera around and take the pic of us instead. The camera owner is way pissed now and grabs the camera just as the flash is going off. Needless to say the camera owner hates me at this point and is a total bitch. But guess what fellas one of the 3 girls is totally digging me now and asking me what my name is blah blah. Now I will point out that while I was definately in with this chick unfortunately my game was lacking and I ejected. But If I had good enough game that was an easy KC and NC for sure. At least 99.747372399234% sure.

Anyways enough rambling at 3:29 AM. Feel free to critique my shitty ass game as I learn from mistakes and appreciate the cirtisism.

playercool